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It's Lancashire Day. You thought every day was Lancashire Day. Not so. Only today. The rest of the year is Yorkshire Day. In honour of this auspicious occasion we bring you the top Lancastrians in pictures More »
CAN it be mere coincidence that with the X Factor now bereft of Jedward and the I’m A Celebrity jungle rid of Katie Price, Strictly Come Dancing pro-celebrity hoofer Ricky Whittle gets arrested? More »
Top Tory David Cameron today calls for the UK to celebrate Thanksgiving... More »
Another day in the media’s destruction of Susan Boyle, as we return to the Daily Mail’s picture of Susan Boyle sucking her thumb, and image used to illustrate the story: More »
Global warming scare story of the comes via the Sydney Morning Herald, in where we learn that every time you breathe a Bangladeshi dies: More »
How are X Factor rejects Jedward being sued to help your business and career? Find out... More »
This year, the Bambi fawners gave awards to Kate Winslet, former German chancellor Helmut Kohl, Austrian actor Christoph Walz, German Bundesliga club FC Bayern Munich's general manager Uli Hoeness and Ukraine’s Siamese twin boxing champions Vladimir and Vitali Klitchko – you need to see their pictures... More »
Taylor-Wood’s lover Aaron Johnson stars as the young John Lennon; Kristin Scott Thomas is Aunt Mimi. The pictures... More »
In Poole, Christmas comes in the shape of a 33-ft tall cone painted green and festooned with little lights to make it look like a Christmas tree. Speakers are hidden in the foliage. It’s yours for £14,000. More »
Peter Roy, 72, from Madderty, Craigmuir, has collected 80 barrels of human excreta and urine in oil drums at his farm. More »
Come to Ilfracombe, Devon, induces the seaside town’s new logo. Come to Ilfracombe, Devon, and swim with the sperm... More »
Celebrity gems is the new way to cash in on fame. Lily Allen has them , so too Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Dixon's tat in pictures... More »
Katie Price And Peter Andre Remarriage Watch: Katie aplogises for being a bitch, Peter Andre sues Katie for her "lies", Katie rows with Alex Reid and hits a photographer... More »
Meet tall glamour model Amazon Eve. She's 6ft 8inches tall.she is 30 years old. Amazon Eve might not be her real name, but if it is, it is a fine nominative determinism in action... More »
Mayer called any British resistance to war "a complete waste of time". So Blair is Bush’s bitch?.. More »
Nicholas Cage has turned on the Christmas lights in Milsom Street. Bath. And how do you follow a Hollywood A lister... More »
Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas all hopped out of their van to the warm welcome of a huge crowd of gathered fans. Purity rings at the ready, boys. Set to stun... More »
DID Gordon Brown try a fist bump at a Downing Street reception for nominees for the Spirit of London Awards? As it says on the flyer... More »
Neighbouring Abu Dhabi has all the money and all the oil. But don’t laugh. Dubai’s fall hurts us... More »
“I'll admit there was some pushing and shoving going on but I didn't touch his testicles. I've forgotten what his b******s even look like..." More »
Jamie Cullum is in Madrid. We were there too... More »
Want to know hoe The Sun captured Kevin Halligen and then turned him into a Maddie Monster? More »
Anorak spots Philip Laing, 19, leaving Sheffield Magistrates Court having pleaded guilty to outraging public decency after he was photographed urinating over a war memorial. In pictures... More »
I’M A Celebrity: Joe Buger’s son James appears in a Daily Mirror feature: “HAVING JUNGLE JOE AS A DAD MADE MY LIFE HELL". How so, James? More »