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17th, November 2009 Celebrities 3

Susan Boyle Beaten Up

Susan Boyle Watch: In readiness for another chance to sing before Simon Cowell, this time on the X Factor, Susan Boyle tells of her mum, being beaten up and her bullying hell. More »

17th, November 2009 Celebrities 2

I'm A Celebrity: Katie Price's Eyebrows Fear Bush Tucker Trial

Want to know why I’m A Celebrity sexual organ eater Katie Price spent £10K on “EXTREME MAKEOVER”? More »

17th, November 2009 Strange But True

Australians Eat Possum Pizza In Back-To-Front Shorts

Anyone for a possum pizza and a head full of funk? More »

17th, November 2009 Key Posts 5

Belle De Jour Pictures: Brooke Magnanti Teaches Sex To Bel Mooney And Daily Mail Readers

Blogger and celebrity prostitute Belle de Jour is revealed to be Brooke Magnanti, and now her father, Paul Magnanti, is telling the about his life with prostitutes. More »

17th, November 2009 Celebrities

X Factor Novelty Records: Rolf Harris Sings Christmas In The Sun For Jedward

Might the novelty Christmas be back? First Samantha Fox. Now Rolf. Then Jedward? More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities 2

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Is Benidorm In The Jungle, in Pictures

They have transported the cast of Benidorm wholesale into the Jungle. Proff - in pictures... More »

16th, November 2009 Reviews 1

Hitler Would Have Warmed To Al Gore

Nazis and Al Goreans. They'd have got on. You want proof..? More »

16th, November 2009 Money 2

I'm A Celebrity Kangaroos Get Fruit Flavoured Condoms

Want to buy a condom that peels your member like Abu hamza tugging at an under-ripe satsuma? Now you can... More »

16th, November 2009 Reviews

New York Times Secret Print After Party Video

Print is dead. But there's still an after party to get to. Jason Eppink has been throwing "Print After Parties" at newspaper boxes. Says Eppink... More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities

La Roux Singer Elly Jackson Says She Is Sick Of Talking About La Roux Singer Elly Jackson

LA Roux singer Elly Jackson gives us More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities 1

I'm A Celebrity: Samantha Fox Pulls Her Old Hits Out For The Lads

I’M A Celebrity gonad muncher (why always testes and penises and never a vagina or fallopian tube? Discuss) Samantha Fox WILL release her Greatest Hits CD in December... More »

16th, November 2009 Strange But True

Man Needs Constant Sex To Stay Alive

To Taiwan, where a 55-year-old Taiwanese man needs to have sex all the time or else he will die. More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities 4

David Beckham And Ronan Keating's Hair In Fight To The Death

Hair Watch: Anorak looks at two recent pictures of celebrity award–winning barnets of yesteryear: David Beckham and Ronan Keating. More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities

Edward Woodward RIP: A Life In Pictures

He was married to Frank Spencer's wife Betty, aka Michelle Dotrice. This was his life... More »

16th, November 2009 Strange But True

Nominative Determinism: Mr Fry Represents The Obese

More nominative determinism now as Mr Fry speaks form his position of – ready? -Honorary Chairman of the National Obesity Forum... More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities

Calvin Harris Ruined By Jedward's X Factor Pineapple Horror

Calvin Harris interrupted X Factor Duracell Gonks Jedward with a pineapple hat and has now been banned from every doing it again (video here.) And now he must pay a terrible price... More »

16th, November 2009 Key Posts 6

Katie Price Should Marry Samantha Fox To Give Her Kids A Better Start In Life, Research Says

Research suggests that any future romance between "lesbian" Katie Price and Samantha Fox in the I’m A Celebrity jungle may leads to better life for his children, Junior Peter Andre, Princess Tianaminime and Harvey... More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities

X Factor In Pictures: Lucie Jones Plays GAY Heaven

Lucie follows her performance at a Cardiff shopping centre with an outing at the London venue. See if you can tell how many people were there? Anorak's Man with camera was. So that's one... More »

16th, November 2009 Key Posts 12

Michelle Thompson Orgasms 300 Times Every Day, Video

Michelle Thompson is a “single mum” who achieves “orgasm 300 times per day” as a result of her Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome in Nelson, Lancashire. This is her sex life... More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities 1

Strictly Come Dancing Fans Demand Bruce Forsyth Returns

"FANS JAM STRICTLY WEBSITE TO TELL BRUCIE TO STEP DOWN. "The BBC may be less than upset at this, having already called Bruce Forsyth’s illness-forced withdrawal from last weekend’s show “WONDERFUL”. But what's the truth? More »

16th, November 2009 Sports

Robin Van Persie's Broken Ankle Mends In Hours

ARSENAL striker Robin Van Persie is injured on duty for Holland and the papers rub their hands with glee and begin to speculate on how terrible his injury is. Anorak brings you the Anatomy Of A Disaster... More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities

X Factor Watch: Jedward Are Outside Favourites And Mariah Carey Dumps The BBC

X FACTOR Watch: Anorak's round-up of X Factor news - Jedward is huge shock vote scandal and Mariah Carey snubs Strictly Come Dancing to work with Simon Cowell... More »

16th, November 2009 Celebrities 5

I'm A Celebrity: Katie Price's Lesbian Milf Affair And Therapy

I’m A Celebrity Watch: Anorak’s daily look at the jungle show in the news: Katie Prices' jungle therapy, leasbian affir, Milf credentials andproud kids... More »

15th, November 2009 Key Posts

In Pictures, Dr Brooke Magnanti Is Web Prostitute Belle De Jour

Want to know what the superstar blogging hooker looks like? Here goes... More »

15th, November 2009 Celebrities

Shayne Lamas Is DIU Shame Lame Ass Role Model

Did US reality TV fodder Shayne Lamas set herself up to get arrested on purpose to promote her new telly show Leave It To Lamas? More »