13th, November 2009
Celebrities
Handler and Price deserve each other. You find your level. As Handler - a WASPish Joan Rivers impersonator - said: "The worse the guests are, the more pathetic they are, the funnier the show is”... More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
Louis Walsh says Ireland hates Jedward but wants to vote for them... More »
13th, November 2009
The Consumer
4 Wear do eye sign? More »
13th, November 2009
Strange But True
7 "This is a very small case with a very big principle" - and at once all hope is lost for the man who faces jail for doing the right thing... More »
13th, November 2009
Politicians
The Daily Mirror plays party poliltics with dead soldiers... More »
13th, November 2009
Reviews
8 News that British pople are ugly occupies minds on the internets, where Nadia Knows explains that such PR-driven surveys are as credible as a Daily Express phone poll... More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
1 Katie Price is in the celebrity jungle and her lover Alex Reid is limbering up for televised drinken fighting by telling the Mirror, in interview, about his books at bedtime: More »
13th, November 2009
Reviews
1 Exhibit A - the DNA of the accused, still attached to his nose... More »
13th, November 2009
Reviews
1 Headline of the day award goes to the Brighton's The Argus for his gem in response to David Dimbeleby - the BBC's political gamekeeper on a cushion - having been knocked unconscious by a bullock at his "smallholding"... More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
3 To the BBC Children in Need Rocks concert, at the Royal Albert Hall with Take That back for good-ish with Robbie Williams. Also there was Cheryl Cole, the ubiquitous Lily Allen, Snow Patrol, Muse, Dizzee Rascal, Dame Shirley Bassey, Paul McCartney and, well, us… More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
11 Hands up which Daily Mail readers want to know what kept “new mum Coleen Rooney “up till 2am”? Social services knocking on her door? Maybe... More »
13th, November 2009
Reviews
3 The Sun apologises over that 'Jacqui Jones' story and then Jon Gaunt then opens his mouth and puts his ass in it... More »
13th, November 2009
Politicians
Barack Obama - my part in the Berlin Wall's downfall... More »
13th, November 2009
Reviews
Climate Justice update: Canberra justice seeker Paul Connor tells us of his hunger strike for Gaia. It's calledClimate Justice Fast. Paul Connor fools his body into believing he’s taking food by eating ice for 40 days and 40 nights.It's hilarious... More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
While London-based X Factor acts - JLS, Too black Rachel Adedeji andCheryl Cole tribute act Kandy Rain - play GAY Heaven, Welsh girl Lucie Jones performs outside St David's shopping centre in Cardiff, Wales... More »
13th, November 2009
Key Posts
Exclusive: Buy Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and win a free gun! See inside for details... More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
2 Katie Price puts on the 'Nunny Plaits' as she takes on the Jedward electic shocker... More »
13th, November 2009
Celebrities
Reality TV show dross Jon Gosselin - he of the 8 as-seen-on-teevee children (think Mel Gibson with more self-esteem) - has a sex tape out there somewhere, says the National Enquierer. Everyone needs a celebrity sex tape. You probably have one in which you're shagging Russell Brand or an Oompa Loompa. More »
12th, November 2009
Celebrities
That Carrie Prejean sex tape moves one stop closer to an airing... More »
12th, November 2009
Celebrities
7 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! has claimed Peter Andre as its first victim. The pop acorn who rose to fame – literally – when he squired Katie Price in the jungle clearing will not be reporting on the show... More »
12th, November 2009
Strange But True
An art expert called Pascal Cotte looked at the painting through a 240 megapixel camera. He says Leonardo da Vinci created his masterpiece in layers, the final varnish producing the effect of a three-dimensional face... More »
12th, November 2009
Politicians
1 We look back at 2000-2010 - the decade in politics. In pictures... More »
12th, November 2009
Strange But True
1 As you’re lying there screaming “GET IT OUT” a dietician will approach and test you for fatness. If you pass you can have the baby. If not, you will have to a) ingest it; b) leave, perhaps for St Michael's Hospital in Bristol, 20 miles away. Run. It’ll do you good... More »
12th, November 2009
Reviews
2 Scotland says no swine flu vaccine for over 65 -plans to cull elderly... More »
12th, November 2009
Celebrities
8 Naked Twilight star Christian Serratos is Peta's Dumb Animnal Of The Month - never mind the message, get a load of the meat... More »
