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12th, November 2009 Madeleine McCann 5

Can Madeleine McCann Win Britain’s Got Talent?

In “My talent will help hunt for Madeleine McCann”, the Chester Chronicle shines a light on piano player Brian Davies, who “hopes to win Britain’s Got Talent with a score he is dedicating to missing Madeleine McCann.” More »

12th, November 2009 Strange But True 1

Leicester's Manjit Singh Pulls London Bus With His Hair

You'll believe a man can pull a bus with his hair as people in King's Cross engage in "hugs" and other good, er, clean fun... More »

12th, November 2009 Celebrities 14

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Sacks Katie Price

It's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, with George Hamilton, Sam Fox, Katie Price, Gina D’Acampo, Camilla Dallerup, Jimmy White, Lucy Benjamin, Kim Woodburn, Colin McAllister, Justin Ryan, Sabrina Washington, Stuart Manning and a rat... More »

12th, November 2009 Celebrities 2

Katie Price's Alex Reid In Drunken Fight

Katie Price’s lover Alex Reid – not one her future former husbands – is to star in a cable TV show in which his becomes expert in, among other things, “drunken fighting”. More »

12th, November 2009 Reviews

Smutty Jeremy Kyle Turns TalkSport Into Talk Sex And Gives Us A New Reason To Dislike Him

Jeremy Kyle wants to know about Luscious Laura’s boyfriend. Does she have one? Come here Laura, he orders. Come through the glass doors. Come closer. Smutty Jezza wants to talk about your sex life... More »

12th, November 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson Tribute: Pole Dancer Moonwalks For Jacko

Michael Jackson Tribute Watch: Today a man does a Jackson Moonwalk in the air... More »

12th, November 2009 Strange But True 1

China's Official Brandy Tester Grows Nose For The Job

Liu Ge is an official brandy taster in Beijing. Liu Ge has been the official brandy tester for 52 years. And this is what his nose looks like. Imagine the size of the brandy balloon needed to accommodate Mr Ge’s nose and drink, with its liquid paraffin, muddy water and anti-freeze blend notes... More »

12th, November 2009 Strange But True 2

Man Finds Jesus In Indian Restaurant Naan Bread

In Southampton, Jesus is making an appearance at a friend's Indian dinner... More »

12th, November 2009 TV & Radio

Pet Animals, Especially Cats, Are Responsible For Nearly All Crime

Pets drive humans to crime. It's a fact. We have video proof... More »

12th, November 2009 Celebrities

I'm A Celebrity's Sam Fox's Career In Pictures

Sam Fox topless, naked, on I'm A Celebrity and almost clothed... More »

12th, November 2009 OK!

Peter Andre 'Dates' X Factor Singer Stacey Solomon

Want to read about Peter Andre’s “movie date” with X Factor hopeful Stacey Solomon? In OK! magazine, you can. What’s more, the magazine has the “FIRST EVER PICTURE”... More »

12th, November 2009 Key Posts 3

Nidal Malik Hasan's Family In Ramallah Say Mass Murderer Is A Victim

Major Nidal Malik Hasan is not a terrorist. He is man with a "strong mind" who hated the sight of blood. Then he killed 13 people... More »

12th, November 2009 Reviews 8

James Arthur Ray's Thought Of Power And Talk Of Death

Interestingly enough, however, the tragedy hasn’t consumed so much of Ray’s time that it prevents him from e-mailing at least the occasional daily “Thought of Power” to the people on his mass correspondence list... More »

11th, November 2009 Celebrities

Blowjobs And Fat Sex As Sarah Brown, Alesha Dixon And The X Factor Stars Attend The Cosmopolitan Women of the Year Awards, In Pictures

To the Cosmopolitan Women of the Year Awards at the Banqueting House in London, with the X Factor stars, Alesha Dixon and bits of Girls Aloud. More »

11th, November 2009 Key Posts 1

The Sun Joins Gordon Brown In Disrespecting Jacqui Janes By Calling Her Jacqui Jones

Gordon Brown “outraged Jacqui Janes by mis-spelling her and her dead son's names in a note of condolence”. The Sun cares enough to call her - are you ready? - Jacqui Jones... More »

11th, November 2009 Reviews 2

In Pictures: Man Jumps From Westminster Bridge

Drama at Westminster Bridge as a man jumps. Londoners react by watching. Police form a health and safety caudon. He jumps. And... More »

11th, November 2009 Reviews 2

The Placenta Teddy Bear Is The Christmas Gift That's Part Of You

Why not forgo eating your baby’s placenta and instead turn it into a curio, a coffee table piece, and object d’art - like a teddy... More »

11th, November 2009 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie Is Named UN Ambassador For Next Of Kin

Ethiopia. Cambodia. Vietnam. She’s working her way up the Fifa rankings. Had Graham Taylor remained in charge for another few seasons, England might have figured between Mauritania and Andorra. right now she's focused on Syria... More »

11th, November 2009 Strange But True 1

8-Year-Old Christopher Bizilj Kills Himself With Uzi At Gun Show, Family Blame Teenaged Supervisor

READY for an only in America story? Well, ok, not only in America. Also in Pakistan, Iraq, Afghanistan and more remote parts of Lily Allen... More »

11th, November 2009 Celebrities

Me And My Chest: Peter Andre's Career in Pictures

Peter Andre - a career in pictures. Anorak looks at the London-born adopted Australian who went back to the Australian jungle and returned to London a celebrity. More »

11th, November 2009 Key Posts 5

Sharon Osbourne NOT As Sexy As Susan Boyle: Official

Susan Boyle and Sharon Osboune in sex death match horror: Therre are debates that can rage for eons. Anorak investigates... More »

11th, November 2009 Reviews 2

Teen Rapist Forgiven By Christians Rapes Boy Days Later

THE story of the 16-year-old who kidnapped and raped a five-year-old boy, eight days after avoiding custody for another rape, is one of religious conviction. Why?... More »

11th, November 2009 Reviews 1

Three Steps To Hating The EuroMillions Winners

Step 1: Introduce The Winners. Step 2: Give A Bit Of Background. Step 3: Set About Ruining Their Lives and Finding Dirt.. More »

11th, November 2009 Reviews

Climate Justice Bomb Explodes

WHAT is it about climate change campaigners that makes them so easy to dislike? Here's one who pretty much epitomises the type: More »

11th, November 2009 Celebrities 2

Amy Winehouse's New Breasts And Massive Arse In Photos

Amy Winehouse wants a new big arse to drag arond - to replace Blake... More »