4th, November 2009
National Enquirer
FOR the first time in weeks, the National Enquirer leads with no picture of Angelina Jolie. And she should not be downhearted because the cover is dominated by the headline: “WHO’LL DIE FIRST"... More »
4th, November 2009
Strange But True
3 In Findlay, Ohio, the Police Department responds to a call from a mother complaining that her daughter gives better oral sex than her... More »
4th, November 2009
Reviews
Professor David Nutt, nominative determinism and the call for cocaine to be as safe as the Bank of England... More »
4th, November 2009
Celebrities
3 Susan Boyle Watch: A few hundred protestors are massed outside Glasgow’s Tron Theatre, where the big show is Jesus, Queen of Heaven, featuring Christ as a transsexual woman... More »
4th, November 2009
Reviews
2 To Wigan, where the Bodycare outlet, located in The Galleries has banned the remembrance day poppy... More »
4th, November 2009
Celebrities
5 This November 5th, Katie Price will burn like a holidaymaker in an Ibiza sex clinic. More »
4th, November 2009
Reviews
Supreme Master TV is on Sky TV (Sky Channel 835) is news that focuses on the positive. On personal note, I was once asked to work on a website all about positive news. I didn’t think it stood a chance. But on Supreme Master TV, it works. More »
4th, November 2009
Strange But True
Lydia Netzer lives next door to the PETA intern house down in Norfolk. Netzer used to have an indoor-outdoor cat. PETA has concerns about outdoor cats... More »
4th, November 2009
Hello!
Inside this week’s Hello!, we are invited to the wedding of “Heiress Ivanka Trump” and a “Tycoon”, whose names fails to appear on the cover. You imagine Hello! has had the cover words written ever since Ivanka wanted her first engagement ring... More »
4th, November 2009
Reviews
1 The Daily Express’ front-page screamed “THUGS STAMP A CHILD’S DOG TO DEATH”, and asked “What has happened to our country?” And then we got to find out... More »
4th, November 2009
The Consumer
2 Find your crock of **** at the end of the rainbow as you look through our toilet paper gallery... More »
4th, November 2009
Key Posts
1 Suspicions are that London mayor Boris Johnson would have rescued a woman under attack from an armed group of young girls has he been able to think of what to shout at them sooner. More »
4th, November 2009
Reviews
5 To Hail, Saudi Arabia, where a 22-year-old man convicted of raping five children – he left a three-year-old in the desert to die - will be beheaded and crucified. More »
4th, November 2009
Strange But True
26 Thea Cox has been caught stealing make-up and women’s clothes. Thea is arrested and now up before The Beak. More »
4th, November 2009
Madeleine McCann
9 Up until know we have heard nothing from the McCanns’ twins, Sean and Amelie. But today we get: 'McCann Twins: We will fight man who took our sister Maddie'... More »
4th, November 2009
Reviews
Global warming is no longer the terror it once was. Even rebranding it as climate change is not having the desired efect. What we need is a religious approach. Al Gore is on it. More »
4th, November 2009
Key Posts
1 Anorak was at the world premiere of Disney's A Christmas Carol in Leicester Square last night... More »
4th, November 2009
Celebrities
4 X Factor Watch: Jedward sex shocker, Olly Murs croaks, a threesome, A Christmas Carol, Peter Andre and more sex... More »
4th, November 2009
Celebrities
RIP John Kenley. Anorak's Man In LA remembers the cross-dressing, hermaphroditic theatre star being ignored by the big media... More »
3rd, November 2009
Reviews
Good news for Sugababes fans is that the three-piece girls group is reforming as… Well, we're not sure. More »
3rd, November 2009
Celebrities
1 This week’s Heat mag, makes its play, leading with “JEDMANIA”, a tribute to John and Edward Grimes, the X Factor’s answer to America Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar... More »
3rd, November 2009
OK!
OK! magazine continues the push the limits of trades descriptions as it tries to eek more sensation from the predictable life of Katie Price, aka Jordan... More »
3rd, November 2009
Celebrities
How small is she? Well, she’s smaller than Cheryl Cole, who says “The baby’s on hold”. (Cancel the twins!) The world’s smallest mum is Stacey Herald and she is 35 and 2ft 4 in small... More »
3rd, November 2009
Key Posts
51 The McCanns has aked the police to create an image of Our Maddie as she might look now. There is also a video. The media gets to work... More »
