2nd, November 2009
Strange But True
1 Today has been proclaimed 'Gay Eradication Day' by residents of the McGregor Gully community in East Kingston. Residents say that they will be taking action as a two-week notice given to all gays and lesbians to flee the community has now expired... More »
2nd, November 2009
Reviews
1 Don't Call Me Mo will be an "international epic" aimed at "bridging cultures". It will also make, we imagine, “loadsa money”, be a “monster smash” and cross over into merchandise with “mountains” pendants, mugs and a Saturday morning cartoon... More »
2nd, November 2009
Celebrities
3 Mel Gibson, not to outdone by Kai Wayne Rooney and parents, has become a dad, via the Russian vessel Oksana Grigorieva... More »
2nd, November 2009
Sports
8 Kai is named in honour of his mum’s love of throat singing, as practiced by the people of Tuva, in southern Siberia and because it's easy to spell... More »
2nd, November 2009
Celebrities
2 More time for some non-news on Kerry Katona, the face of ownbrand ketchups. It is sensational... More »
2nd, November 2009
Celebrities
Toby Moulton on Australian Idol shows him, John & Edward, Lloyd Daniels, Olly Murs and every other wannabe that singing might not be for them. A look at the X Factor show judges Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole suggests singing is not for them either – it’s just a gateway to the fame, riches and adulation... More »
2nd, November 2009
Celebrities
X Factor round-up: John & Edward take it lice and queasy, Rachel sobs, Lloyd Daniels has not time to keep time and it is a fact that when the tabloids run out of puns for John & Edward the act will go the way of Chico Time, Mr Blobby and Little Jimmy Osmond. More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
3 IGGY Pop receives his Classic Rock Achievement at the Dorchester Hotel in London. Yes, that is him, the one who looks like the winner of Miss Belarus Bodybuilder 1987. More »
Goodbye Rachel Adedeji. You are is not as good a singer as Daniel Lloyd. This is a fact, as determined by the greater voting X Factor public... More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
11 Anorak cannot help but think that we’ve seen Olly Murs before. Ollys Murs. Olly Murs. Must stop swaying his name. Anyhow, here’s the look-alike gallery… More »
1st, November 2009
Reviews
A group opposed to a muslim preacher who had been set to preach in London today, turns out to show their opposition by the Eros statue, Piccadilly Circus in central London. Enjoy. It's a start... More »
1st, November 2009
Strange But True
1 Aboard a train with fans of Aberdeen FC a man dressed a sheep is on fire... More »
1st, November 2009
The Consumer
3 Help is at hand for those of you who don’t enjoy the rear view of your cat, dog or significant other. With Rear Gear, you can cover up that unsightly opening with a novelty feature... More »
1st, November 2009
Key Posts
6 Marlon King’s victim – he punched her in the face – wants to show you her face and tell you what a bastard he is. And he is. But Carole Malone has a bigger target - she want to attack all footballers... More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
3 John & Edward talk about sex, drugs, drink and adrenalin as they sup prepscription drugs. It' shocking... More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
10 X Factor agonist Danyl Johnson mgiht not be that likeable but the media is finding ways to hate him. Today we are invited to ogle his gayness... More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
3 KATIE Price and Peter Andre Watch: Death threats to Katie Price, tattoos, Alex Reid's Thai Lady prostitute Kae Kay tells of three-time-a-night sex... More »
1st, November 2009
Key Posts
25 If only the Express group and owners had TV channels they could use to help. Of, course, they do: We interrupt this edition of Teen A*** Sla*s on the Fantasy Channel to bring news of the appeal to find Our Maddie... More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
22 It's Rock Week on the X Factor, in which TV viewers get stuck between rock and the hard place that is finding something else to watch on another channel. Anorak lives blogs the event... More »
1st, November 2009
Celebrities
1 Where once there was only dignity, there is to be an album to remember Stephen Gately by. The four remaining members of Boyzone are to release an album as a tribute to the singer... More »
31st, October 2009
Celebrities
He's up to 137 characters. Now, Fry is motoring. You want boring. You can’t handle boring. Can you make it to the end of a Stephen Fry Tweet without losing the thread and falling asleep? More »
31st, October 2009
Celebrities
2 TheNew York Post hears Papa Joe Jackson say that his boy Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive. Them's the facts: More »
31st, October 2009
Sports
The media loves football violence, just loves it. Scotland Yard loves it as well. Without the threat of football violence, policemen would never get to exercise their equal opportunities credentials by being rude and threatening to red and blues, red and whites, yellows and some other non-blacks... More »
31st, October 2009
Strange But True
The NHS works so well that a patient was attended to by Sharston ambulance station, Wythenshawe, was locked in an ambulance for five hours. The driver had forgotten he was there and gone home... More »
31st, October 2009
Politicians
We say, it's amazing how many zombies look like lobby hacks. The pictures... More »
