31st, October 2009
Celebrities
3 Madonna wants to the kids to know that they should retain the hope – one day she may need more children and they should be ready to look photogenic at all times. The other thing Madonna wants to teach you is that good hand hygiene can never be ignored.... More »
31st, October 2009
Celebrities
3 Has it escaped the Daily Mail’s notice that X Factor hopeful Stacey Solomon is a single mum? Well, no it hasn’t... More »
31st, October 2009
Celebrities
3 Want to know if Jedward, the X Factor’s John & Edward Grimes, will make it? And by make it we mean date a minor LibDem MP and invite proctologists, both pro and amateur, to touch their bums. The Cheeky Girls are here to help... More »
31st, October 2009
Reviews
More murder as entertainment now, as we follow the video of a man being slain in Naples and a man being assassinated in India with Sir Lankan TV’s footage of a man being drowned by the police... More »
31st, October 2009
Strange But True
1 The rules state that anyone the age of an eighth grader – that’s 12 years old - and younger may trick or treat from 5:00 to 8:30 on Halloween night. If you are older you are forbidden unless you are special needs... More »
31st, October 2009
Madeleine McCann
5 7951719MADDIE WATCH - A fresh appeal to imagine the worst, more jokes, a con and Our Maddie will now entertain you... More »
31st, October 2009
Celebrities
2 X FACTOR Watch - Jedward special: Simon Cowell fixed it for Jedward, Halloween and bust, swine flu, Robbie Williams supports, Noel Gallagher cheers, JLS are on message, Danyl Johnson votes John & Edward, the look-alikes and Jedward sing YMCA... More »
31st, October 2009
Key Posts
8 In honour of the imported season of ill will to all men - Americans don't have Bonfire night and with it the chance to toss a Catholic on a pyre - we bring you the most disguting, offensive and tasteless Halloween costumes ever: More »
Jedward X Factor agonists John & Edward Grime - and Halloween. The tabloids make the link: More »
30th, October 2009
Key Posts
3 News that Andre Agassi wore a wig in the 1990 final of the French Open, when he lost in a straight set and rinse to Gomez from Ecuador. Agassi’s wig was a superb mix of Kajoogoo cast offs mated with Frank McAvennie top knot. More »
30th, October 2009
Celebrities
2 The idea, perhaps, is that in wearing this you get to feel that you are wearing bits of Peter Andre, who you can hear crooning to you over the radio, telling you about his kids on the telly and staring down from a wall calendar. It’s Peter Andre in 4D. But Pete looks like he smells of foundation, melted candles and syrup... More »
30th, October 2009
Celebrities
4 So what next for Jedward? We got to thinking, and we present the Jedward album: Snap & Crackle Make Your Ears Go Pop. Here is the ultimate John & Edward playlist... More »
30th, October 2009
TV & Radio
In today's edition of Terrible TV, we bring you the Ventrioloquist Choir, singing The Beatles in the style of the X Factor charity record... More »
30th, October 2009
Reviews
20 PSST! Wanna see a man being murdered in Mafia hit in Naples? This one's good un... More »
30th, October 2009
Reviews
2 There's a new piece at people.com about James Arthur Ray and the Sedona sweat lodge disaster. The apparent thesis is both chilling and fascinating... More »
30th, October 2009
Reviews
6 Scare story of the day comes via the Daily Express’ front page, which tells readers that the sugary stuff in their tea is deadly. Read on, if you dare... More »
30th, October 2009
Strange But True
4 In Sokolka, in Catholic Poland, a shard of communion wafer has mutated into human heart tissue. At mass, the wafer tumbles into water. And it emerges as heart tissue... More »
30th, October 2009
Celebrities
More X Factor facts now as the tabloid Daily Star gives the wannabe tabloid Daily Telegraph advice on how to spot the difference between John & Edward Grimes and Rachel Adedeji. More »
30th, October 2009
Celebrities
2 X Factor Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance looks at X Factor in the news: Louis Walsh mocks Cheryl Cole's singing, Simon Cowell vows to spend more time in the sun, and John & Edward do Britney Spears too well... More »
30th, October 2009
Celebrities
Chaz Bono was once Chastity Bono, daughter to singing hat pin Cher and the late Sonny Bono.Chaz is talking to Entertainment Tonight about her change... More »
30th, October 2009
The Consumer
1 Why, Mr Mo your button is magnificent... More »
29th, October 2009
Celebrities
3 They have the X Factor. They may well have a missing X chromosome. And there lingers the faint possibility that they are not twins but husband and wife... More »
29th, October 2009
Reviews
Want to know how the X Factor could bring about not only war with China but the end of the entire planet? Writing in the Irish Times, John Gibbons tells you how Jedward will kill us all... More »
The internet is alive with news that 112-year-old Ahmed Muhamed Dore has married Safia Abdulleh, age 17, in the Galguduud region of Somalia. Says Dore:... More »
