20th, October 2009
Politicians
US Secret Service Joins Barack Obama Death Cult
The US secret Service says it is overwhelmed by threats against Obama that it cannot cope. Unless… More »
20th, October 2009
Politicians
20th, October 2009
Key Posts
1 Lindsay Lohan Dies In 2010: In Pictures
The National Enquirer reports that Lindsay Lohan has “ONE YEAR TO LIVE”. And, then, decades to pop up on daytime telly shows to talk about what she used to get up when she felt so alive? Well, no... More »
20th, October 2009
Reviews
Balloon Boy: A Where Were You Moment
Everyone will remember where they were on the day that all of America stopped working and watched an empty baloon... More »
20th, October 2009
Sports
Viana Esporte Club Score 9 Goals In 9 Minutes To Win Brazil's League Title On Goal Difference: Video
Esporte Clube are playing Chapadinha in Brazil on the last day of the season. Tensions are high... More »
20th, October 2009
Hello!
Hello Magazine Tuesday: Prince Harry And Chelsy Get Intimate
In this week's Hello! magazine, we go on an intimate dinner with Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy, Myleene Klass introduces Baby K and at home with billionaire John Caudwell... More »
20th, October 2009
Reviews
Woman Too Stupid To Marry United With Wife Of Doctor Who Poisoned Mistress's Unborn Baby
Story juxtapostion of the day links the sorry tale of Kerry Robertson deemed too stupid to marry and too dumb to raise her child, and Mrs Edward Erin, who is standing by man who tried to kill his mistress's unborn child with poison. More »
20th, October 2009
Key Posts
12 Koran Writing Appears On Baby's Leg
“The inscriptions appear on Mondays and Fridays, the boy runs very high temperature and cries. The inscriptions gradually disappear after three days and then new ones appear"... More »
20th, October 2009
TV & Radio
Trust Me, I'm A Dad With A Goatee
OK, kids. I'm ready to trust you now... More »
20th, October 2009
Celebrities
1 X Factor Loser Diana Vickers Is Ready For Her Close Up
Lancashire Telegraph’s Nafeesa Shan is at the Vaudeville Theatre to see local girl Diana Vickers – the X Factor agonist – take on the role of Little Voice, allegedly... More »
20th, October 2009
Strange But True
Russian Buses Refuse To Stop
In this clip, our Russian bus driver friend is so keen to get there on time, he can’t be bothered to stop. Stopping is for wimps... More »
20th, October 2009
Strange But True
2 Meatloaf Arrested For Disorderly Conduct While Intoxicated
At the time of his arrest, Meatloaf was dressed as a vampire... More »
20th, October 2009
Strange But True
1 Halloween Horror Averted: Witch Saved By Lifeboat
They're coming... More »
20th, October 2009
Key Posts
10 The Madeleine McCann GPS Locator For Your Potentially Missing Kids
Anna Maxted is the Telegraph's jobbing mum, which in the media makes her ideally placed to spread the panic about missing kidzzz. Because mums know best (in pictures).... More »
20th, October 2009
Celebrities
1 X Factor Cheryl Cole's Kinky Lap Dance Sing-Along
Having done a passable impression of a wind-up tin lap dancer as she lip-synched her new song on a singing contest, Our Cheryl is now embroiled in a tale of perverted sex... More »
20th, October 2009
Key Posts
3 The BBC's Question Time Makes BNP Leader Nick Griffin A Celebrity
Having invited BNP leader Nick Griffin to the big Question Time debate, the BBC has achieved its intended goal of getting the media to talk about its show. More »
20th, October 2009
The Consumer
3 Tiana Becomes Disney's First Black Princess
As America talks about race and race and the need not to talk about race. Disneyland introduces its first black princess... More »
20th, October 2009
Reviews
1 How Drama Queen Nikole Churchill Dragged Obama Into A Beauty Race
Meet Nikole Churchill, Hampton University’s new Homecoming Queen. Churchill is the first non-black Homecoming Queen in her southern Virginia university’s history, seeing off the challenge of nine other finalists. The vanquished nine are all black. The five judges who selected her for victory are all black... More »
19th, October 2009
Key Posts
5 Is Susan Boyle Pregnant In Time For Christmas 2009?
Susan Boyle to have a Christmas TV special. Oh, no she won’t! She will. Get Pebbles. And turn again for London! But right now she's in hospital... More »
19th, October 2009
Key Posts
3 Stephen Gately: Jan Moir Poised To Escape The 21000 Twitter Haters
While Jan Moir is ser to become the Daily Mail’s obituary writer - hey, Jan RIP means Rest In Peace not RIP to shreds - the media continues to write about the vibrant career of Jan Moir. As we’ve said, this middle-aged frump is having her Susan Boyle moment... More »
19th, October 2009
Reviews
2 The Fat And Obese Storm London Mayor Boris Johnson's Offices
The obese are on the march in London. They’ve massed outside the mayor of London’s offices ahead of a BBC documentary on obesity-ism, and calls to pass rules like those in San Francisco, where discriminating against fat people is banned by law... More »
19th, October 2009
Strange But True
Somali Game Show First Prize Is AK47 And Jihad
The last team standing are from Farjano district. Give a big round of ack-ack fire as they collect first prize of ONE AK-47 assault rifle, TWO hand grenades, AN anti-tank landmine AND office supplies... More »
