19th, October 2009
Celebrities
3 Claire Price has “sparked fury” by claiming The Graham Norton Show that her ex-husband Peter Andre has been sleeping with his manager, Claire Powell... More »
19th, October 2009
Reviews
2 Gordon Bown says you are all going to die in the heat .. unless: “In Britain we face the prospect of more frequent droughts and a rising wave of floods The extraordinary summer heatwave of 2003 in Europe resulted in over 35,000 extra deaths”... More »
19th, October 2009
Celebrities
Here's a picture of Coronation Street’s neon-tanned Michelle Keegan recreated as Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa... More »
19th, October 2009
Reviews
Sir Ian Blair, former Metropolitan Police commissioner, was ever a man keen on celebrity. It was he, after all, who gave London the Celebrity Police Force, the photogenic division for whom no celebrity misdemeanour is too small to attend. Now Sir Ian has written a book... More »
19th, October 2009
Strange But True
In today’s look at nominative determinism – the science of taking after your name – Anorak spots Kok Foo Lim, who posed as a taxi driver with the intend of luring drunk men into his car and then sexually assaulting them... More »
19th, October 2009
The Consumer
BT’S India call centre operation is doing for the British stereotypes of fair play and the ability to patiently queue what Princess Diana did for our stiff upper lip: killing it... More »
19th, October 2009
Celebrities
9 the X Factor: Someone should have told Houston that you don’t need a wardrobe malfunction to be British pop star, you just need to come on stage dressed as a lap dancer and get mum, dad and the kids to clap along. More »
18th, October 2009
Strange But True
July 22 1941. The girl next door is getting married. Anne Frank is leaning out of the window of her house in Amsterdam to get a good look at the bride and groom... More »
Barack Obama, a man who seems more bothered by image than substance, says he will not raise taxes. And then he gets elected and, well, enjoy this and the video. Hey, Joe The Plumber was right... More »
18th, October 2009
Sports
Rule Buttania! Jenson Button wins. Now for the big one. Now for the M25. More »
18th, October 2009
Reviews
1 Falcon Heene is his dad’s stooge, the Loft Boy who hoisted his dad on his own petard. Loft Boy was a fix. The media fell for it. Give Richard Heene an Emmy. Forget the reality TV series, make Richard Heene controller of ITV... More »
18th, October 2009
Celebrities
4 It’s Dermot ‘literally’ O'Leary right here on this page, literally. Dermot O’Leary, people. Coming right up. Literally. Any moment now… More »
18th, October 2009
Key Posts
1 How Robert Thomas helepd madke Ricahrd heene, father to Loft Boy Falcon Heene, the world's msot famous scientist... More »
18th, October 2009
Strange But True
2 Budding Jordan wannabes should conjure with the name Somalia, as news reaches us of Mogadishu’s breast police... More »
18th, October 2009
Reviews
At the start of the tape, the Geert Groupie won't actually kill Geert Wilders, as all true believes must, but others who share his views that he must be killed might. Understand? More »
18th, October 2009
Celebrities
A missive from Jade Goody Industries drops through the post box, containing the latest minutes of the AGM, as told to the News of The World by the Goody Mum. More »
18th, October 2009
Madeleine McCann
14 Can satelite images of Praia da Luz unlock the mystery of Our Maddie? More »
17th, October 2009
Celebrities
9 Not everyone waited until Stephen Gately was buried to immerse him in mud. The tabloid media jumped the gun and Jan Moir set out to prove why not a single hack has been made a UN Goodwill ambassador. More »
17th, October 2009
Celebrities
Kim Cattrall and Miley Cyrus are spotted by Anorak's Man in New York filming a red carpet scene on the set of "Sex and the City 2" at the Ziegfeld Theatre... More »
17th, October 2009
Strange But True
In Russia, they don't sell the Big Issue. If they did someone would only distil it and mix it with anti-freeze to form an enlivening cocktail. The poor are forced to beg. More »
17th, October 2009
Politicians
It looks like Islamic nutters are being assimilated – they get irony. They are writing jokes. Cancel the wars. Cancel the film. Islam has fond someone to mock with humour and its making a good fist of it. Geert Wilders is the straight man for extreme Islam’s comedy vultures. More »
17th, October 2009
TV & Radio
Of course, if you want a truly glamorous routine, you can join in with this musical tribute to Jan Moir. It's the Yes Dance, and it answers a question: Was it us, Jan? More »
17th, October 2009
Strange But True
Expectations for Halloween are clearly high in Southern California. It’s a tough crowd to scare... More »
17th, October 2009
Strange But True
1 "Legally the question of whether the spiciness of the kebab sauce constituted 'normal' or grievous bodily harm must be addressed." More »
