8th, October 2009
Reviews
"Lights Out" Lilley and "Lion Heart" Lerwell, were on their way for tea with around 10 other cage fighters in a nightclub when they were picked on... More »
8th, October 2009
Madeleine McCann
To British readers the Jaycee Lee Dugard's case is a freak show, a form of entertainment that takes over from where so-called reality ends; showing us what a TV executive would call a "last taboo" cloaked in faux concern to legitimise its broadcast. More »
8th, October 2009
Celebrities
More Peter Andre and Katie Price news as amid a fight at the Mayfair Hotel, bookmakers slash the odds of the pair reunited their camera crews and giving it one more shot. More »
8th, October 2009
Key Posts
2 Five-piece Australian medical group pay tribute to Michael Jackson in a tribute that leaves many red faced, ashed faced and open mouthed... More »
The Guardian’s front-page news that the Royal Mail has lost the Amazon contract makes us foam with rage. Biting dogs is bad enough but biting snakes and spiders as big as your clenched fist are a step too far... More »
8th, October 2009
Reviews
As paedophile Carole Clark is jailed, the media links her case to those of Vanessa George and Baby Peter Connelly... More »
8th, October 2009
Politicians
1 Let’s enjoy this highlight from the Guardian’s Andy Beckett, whose opinion of Sarah Brown is a direct address to the seat of power... More »
8th, October 2009
Celebrities
Katie Price and Peter Andre: Today Katie goes beserk with an umbrella - there is "blood" - fans square up in Fleet. Britney Spears returns and Pete talks Pete... More »
7th, October 2009
Celebrities
6 THE trailers for BBC music panel show Never Mind the Buzzcocks features a person who looks not a lot unlike The Mighty Boosh’s Noel Fielding – the Noel Fielding of whom the Sun’s Gordon Smart wrote... More »
7th, October 2009
Strange But True
1 In Oklahoma, Midwest City police Chief Brandon Clabes thanks Maribel Chouinard for capturing three thieves robbing a man’s flat. She was in the Philippines... More »
Paris Fashion Week - this image was taken from footage shot at the Chanel Spring-Summer 2010 ready-to-wear collection show held at the Grand Palais in Paris, France, on October 6, 2009. More »
7th, October 2009
Key Posts
1 Susan Boyle Watch: With Amanda Holden's dinner, Postman Pat, Simon Cowell's gardener and meeting Barabra Bush... More »
7th, October 2009
Key Posts
1 To Swansea Magistrates Court, where two men are accused of starting a fight with Spiderman before and getting knocked out by two cross-dressers. More »
7th, October 2009
Reviews
1 The lad's mags fulfil an equal opportunities need for onanists with short arms to get their thrills... More »
7th, October 2009
Celebrities
1 Beckham's weight is subject of heated debate in the celebrity magazine community. and today we invite you to consider two Closer magazine headlines and move the polemic forward... More »
7th, October 2009
Celebrities
8 Katie Price and Peter Andre Watch: Peter’s “sh*t” song, the reconciliation and the truth about Alex Reid’s cross-dressing… More »
7th, October 2009
The Consumer
If swine flu has not already killed you, you need to be aware what it looks like. Now you can familiarise yourself and your loved ones with a H1N1 Influenza Virus, stuffed with down harvested from bird flu victims.... More »
7th, October 2009
Reviews
1 Scare story of the day: “Killer Bug In Most Chickens” – two thirds of chickens sold in the UK are infected with a deadly bacteria. The chickens are attcking.... More »
7th, October 2009
Celebrities
1 Lily has risen from the floor of a stage barn scene to sing a song about her rubbish lover. Models strut. And Karl Largefeld talks of pigs... More »
7th, October 2009
Celebrities
5 Kevin McGee has died. He was briefly married to Matt Lucas, the TV star. And the media goes to work giving his life meaning. Yesterday, Mr McGee was “Little Britain Star Matt’s Ex Found Dead” – today he is front-page news. The next biggest thing to a celebrity dying is someone who once knew a celebrity dying... More »
6th, October 2009
Strange But True
The Celtic Tiger's roars sounds like constipation... More »
6th, October 2009
Politicians
3 Before we see Jeremy Paxman's hideous interview with London mayor Boris Johnson, in which Paxman looked like a sneery head boy sucking up to a more popular pupil while seeking to exert a superiority that was patently lacking, a word on dirt digging... More »
6th, October 2009
Madeleine McCann
12 The Spanish news agency reports that Kate McCann and Gerry McCann could return to Praia da Luz before the end of the year.... More »
6th, October 2009
Celebrities
1 Reality TV show winner Kelly Clarkson (American Idol), seen here modelling her new fashion inspiration is channelling the late reality tv show winner Jade Goody (Big Brother)... More »
