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4th, October 2009 Celebrities 2

Prince Harry Appears On Strictly Come Dancing

BBC dancer Laila Rouass in "Paki" race row with free tanning and Anton de Beke... More »

4th, October 2009 Key Posts 1

Vanessa George: All The News And Opinions

All the news on Vanessa George, the nursery paedophile who along with Angela Allen, and Colin Blanchard distributed and made indecent pictures of children. More »

4th, October 2009 Key Posts 5

Madeleine McCann: Eddie The Dog, Haut de la Garenne And A Coconut

Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann - with Eddie the death dog, Haut de la Garenne and scent of a coconut... More »

3rd, October 2009 Celebrities

Paris Hilton Hosts New Game Show In Las Vegas

Each week, Paris will walk up and down in a straight-ish line and invite you to guess why she's doing it... More »

3rd, October 2009 Key Posts 2

Nursery Peadophile Vanessa George: Husband Andrew George Tells All

Paedo nursery worker Vanessa George’s husband Andrew George, 41, tells the News of The World that is wife is “cold, calculating scum”... More »

3rd, October 2009 Key Posts 2

Manchester United Only Need 94 Minutes Against Sunderland, In Pictures

It only took 94 minutes for Manchester United to take something from their game against Sunderland at Old Trafford. Against Man City they needed 98... More »

3rd, October 2009 Celebrities

Sean Penn Pays Tribute To Eric Cantona In New Paparazzi Picture

Sean Penn is alleged to have kicked photographer Jordan Dawes in the manner of a keen amateur martial artist... More »

3rd, October 2009 Politicians 3

Ahmadinejad Is A Zionist Gay Self-Hating Jew

“Next thing you know he’ll turn out to be one of those homosexuals he says Iran doesn’t have."... More »

3rd, October 2009 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Play Mary And Joseph With Iraqi Refugees, In Pictures

It's the virtues of conspicuous caring. Look at Angelina in her white robes. Look at Brad with his hands on his hips ready to do the do. Look at his beard. He cares. She cares. They care... More »

3rd, October 2009 Key Posts 1

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is A Self-Hating Jew

Ahmadinejad was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver. It’s the Persian name for a tallit, the Jewish prayer shawl. Heeeerrrrrssss’s Mori Schneider... More »

3rd, October 2009 Strange But True 4

Virgin Mary Weeps At Kerrytown Shrine

"IT was a crazy evening. It was absolutely amazing. I am still on an emotional high,” says James Boyle. “All but one person seemed to see the same thing."... More »

3rd, October 2009 Celebrities 1

Katie Price And Alex Reid Caught Doing It 50 Times A Day

No, he’s not at “it” – signing autographs as ‘Best Wishes Dean Gaffney’. No. Alex is at the big “it”. You know - it: More »

3rd, October 2009 Celebrities 1

Bill Clinton's Top Ten David Letterman Jokes

Bill loved the ladies and Dave loved that Bill provided him with easy material for his funnies. Like Bill, Dave has nicknames for women working under him (hit that snare drum). You can read them here. Here's Dave... More »

3rd, October 2009 Key Posts

David Letterman, Lame Jokes And Madeleine McCann

Maddie Watch - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann - the one about the disabled prostitute, David Letterman and Robert Halderman... More »

2nd, October 2009 Celebrities

Now You Can Buy The David Beckham Condom

Beckham’s sleepy face is to feature on condom packets on sale Madrid’s Thyssen-Bornemisza museum shop.... More »

2nd, October 2009 Celebrities 5

What We Know About Stephanie Birkitt, David Letterman's Former Lover

Meet Stephanie Birkitt, a woman widely named as a Letterman conquest - she called the TV presenter as "the greatest boss I could ever have"... More »

2nd, October 2009 Celebrities 3

Roger Simon And Lionel Chetwynd On Roman Polanski's Nomenklatura

“They’re defending their own potential exposure for future behavior. They want to protect the nomenklatura." More »

2nd, October 2009 The Consumer

Celebrate Ghandi's Life With A Solid Gold Mont Blanc Pen

Dilip R. Doshi, chairman of Entrack, Montblanc’s distributor in India, said the pen embodied Gandhi’s timeless philosophy of non-violence and respect for all living creatures... Go on... More »

2nd, October 2009 Flashback 4

Amazing Lost Pictures Of The Attack On Pearl Harbor

Isn't it amazing how a film could last so long in a camera without disintegrating? Fantastic photos taken 68 years ago... More »

2nd, October 2009 Celebrities 2

Katie Price Stars On Loose Women

Price is the real star of Loose Women, the ITV lunch-and-spite fest... More »

2nd, October 2009 Celebrities 8

Matt LeBlanc Stars In BBC Friends Spin Off

HAVING earlier showcased Move Like Michael Jackson – a BBC3 Having shwocased a show in which Jermaine Jackson will find someone who can move like his dead brother – my money’s on Kate Garraway – the BBC is now breathing life into the dead career of the man who will be forever known as “Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc”... More »

2nd, October 2009 Reviews

London Evening Standard Showcases New Mascot And Street Execitive Uniform

The new free Evening Standard gets a new mascot and showcases new outfits for its fleet of street executives... More »

2nd, October 2009 Reviews

Global Warming Triggered The American Samoan Earthquake

The Guardian’s Alexander Chancellor is here to tell you that it wasn’t geology what dunnit - it was global warming... More »

2nd, October 2009 Money

Get Your Man A Michael Jackson Hair Tattoo

Do you want hair like Michael Jackson? Well, thanks to Artistry Hair Repalcement Concepts you can. More »

2nd, October 2009 Politicians 1

Gordon Brown Fixes Adam Boulton With A Paddington Bear Stare

Hugo Rifkind is writing on the Madness of Gordon Brown, a politican who has being paying heed to the master: Paddington Bear. More »