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29th, September 2009 Celebrities

Woody Allen Comes Out In Support Of Roman Polanski, Jeremy Kyle Waits

In 1997, Allen married Soon-Yi Previn. Korean-born Soon-Yi was adopted at age eight by Mia Farrow and Andre Previn. A couple of years later, Woody and Mia began a relationship that lasted more than a decade. Then... More »

29th, September 2009 Reviews 1

James Delingpole On The Golly Hockey Stick Global Warming Lie

Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth is based on one big ball of selective research that ignores the facts... More »

29th, September 2009 Strange But True 3

Police Hunt 81 Stolen Canaries

IN Hampshire, thieves have stolen 81 canaries. They escaped on two bicycles. Can canaries sing? Can the thieves risk one them getting away and squealing to the cops? More »

29th, September 2009 Reviews

RMT Calls Off London Undergound Strike As Colder Weather Moves In

Strike cancelled. London Underground workers left it too late in the summer to strike... More »

29th, September 2009 In Pictures

Pop Life: Art In A Material World

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29th, September 2009 Reviews

Pop Life: Art In A Material World In Pictures

But is it porn? - A visitor looks at 'Hiropon' (1997), by artist Takashi Murakami, during a press preview of the exhibition Pop Life: Art in a Material World, at Tate Modern in London... More »

29th, September 2009 Strange But True

Gordon Brown Embraces Cheryl Bradley's 20 Stone Ass

“I was mocked because of my size, but now I’m having the last laugh – all thanks to my beautiful elephant ass.”... More »

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Victoria Beckham Just Needs The Food Of Love

It's walking magazine insert Victoria Beckham on the cover of Closer, Her Thinness advertising the news: “MISERY DRIVES POSH TOWARDS ANOREXIA.” More »

29th, September 2009 Money

Serena Williams' Clenched Fist Tampax Applicator

Serena Williams is the face, rant and fluids of Tampax. Not too long ago, Williams threatened to choke a tennis referee with her balls... More »

29th, September 2009 Reviews 1

Pet Cats Give You MRSA

“Margarine makesyou thick and Sudoku makes you fat... More »

29th, September 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson Watch: Janet Jackson Wears Black For a Year

As a mark of deep respect to her bother – he died, you know – Janet Jackson will wear black for a year to mourn the King Of Propofol, formerly King of Pop... More »

29th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Mel Gibson Was Never Arrested

Gibson, patron saint of tits sugared, leader of the New Traditional Catholic Reformation, must be cleared... More »

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Roman Polanski Gets Brett Ratner His Big Break

Had Polanski produced the dross that is Rush Hour 3 would the great and good be defending his action or calling for him to be shot in the face? Does the artistic value fit the crime?... More »

29th, September 2009 Key Posts 1

Goat-Kid Monster Born In Maboleni Zimbabwe

Goat-Kid was born in Maboleni. Goat-Kid has a living pink head and the face of a disfigured baby, one that they say looked like a goat. Got-Kid had a tail, kinked legs and a shoulders like a small child’s... More »

29th, September 2009 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie Introduces Jennifer Aniston And Her New Lover Scott Stuber

Aniston’s new lover is a man “she secretly fell for while married to Brad”; he’s “Mr Right”; she’ll “have his baby”; he’s called…Scott Stuber... More »

29th, September 2009 Key Posts 10

Natalie Morton, Cervical Cancer And A Scare Story

A 14-year-old girl in Coventry, one Natalie Morton, has died shortly after being given the cervical cancer vaccine at school. Time to panic! More »

29th, September 2009 Celebrities 3

Roman Polanski: Harvey Weinstein On Switzerland And Rape As Entertainment

Anorak's round-up of the Polanski case -a big debate with a rape film, a galaxy of stars and victims galore... More »

29th, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Katie Price Records Whitney Houston Classic

Peter Andre has new phone number and Katie Price picks up the phone and starts to sing... More »

29th, September 2009 Politicians

How Obama Lost The Press And Won The Olympics

Obama – link these three strories on Obama in Chicago and the need to be the Great I... More »

28th, September 2009 Celebrities

A Chance To See Stephen Baldwin Get Beaten Up

Baldwin, one of the leading dozen acting Baldwin brothers, is following appearances on Celebrity Apprentice and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here? by fighting actor Christopher Gambino... More »

28th, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Lily Allen Took A Poo For An Encore

Lily Allen will not be coming out for an encore because she has pirate diarrhoea... More »

28th, September 2009 Celebrities

Alesha Dixon Presents TV Journalism Show

Inmates in institutions throughout the land, journalists with space to fill and dance enthusiasts are debating whether or not Alesha can be this season’s John Sergeant... More »

28th, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Peter Andre, Dwight Yorke And Alex Reid In Fight For Harvey

Has Harvey started calling you Daddy yet..? More »

28th, September 2009 Celebrities

Lags Try To Get Suicidal Jack Tweed A Razor

It's been a while since Mr Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, was the tabloids’ "Brave Jack". Now he's: "BLUBBERING Jack Tweed"... More »

28th, September 2009 Technology

Your PC's Mechanical Tumour Measures Stress Levels

Japanese artist Mio I-zawa’s understands and has created the “mechanical tumour” - a brain-like thing that fluctuates in tune with your computer’s stress levels. More »