28th, September 2009
Celebrities
John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds Dies
RIP Lucy Vodden, the woman who went to school with Julian Lennon and inspired his dad John Lennon to write Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds... More »
28th, September 2009
Celebrities
28th, September 2009
Reviews
Scare Stories: Italy's Binge Drinking Challenge And An Asteroid Attacks
An Asteroid is heading to Earth to kill... Well, you... More »
28th, September 2009
Key Posts
1 Sergeant Delroy Smellie Charged With G20 Assault
The G20 summit has long stopped being about politics, and now exists only as a chance for the uniformed police and banner waving poverty fans – hoods up, kids - to go for it in scenes missing from our TV screens since all-seater stadia erupted all over football... More »
28th, September 2009
Politicians
Chancellor Angela Merkel Invented The Obama Womb Of Life Symbol
In this collection of images, Chancellor Angela Merkel reveals that it was she who invented the Obama Womb Of Life symbol, the Big O... More »
28th, September 2009
Politicians
4 Amsterdam Mayor Says Ban The Burqa Or Lose Benefits
More fashion news now as Amsterdam Mayor Job Cohen says "women who fail to find a job because they wear a burqa should not receive unemployment benefit." More »
28th, September 2009
Reviews
1 Government Brings In Ban On Unregistered Blogging And Linking
Before we get to the Government's plan to put all bloggers on a register, did you know that the rules that you have to abide by on pain of law also apply to the police? More »
28th, September 2009
Strange But True
G20 Sneeze Fetishist Arrested For Attacking Woman With Pepper Spray
To Commerce, Texas, where a local man is accused of blowing a white powdery substance in the face of a female shop assistant at Commerce Hardware and Feed... More »
28th, September 2009
Celebrities
The X Factor Fixed It For Me
It seems that the X Factor is less a school than a borstal, a last chance for jobbing wannabes to hit the big time, or clinch a walk-on part in Hollyoaks and / or a stint holding their enlarged chests in a lads’ mag... More »
28th, September 2009
Reviews
10
Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann Runs For Charity
Express continues to feature the search for Madeleine McCann by focusing on Kate McCann, one person we know had nothing to do with the child’s vanishing... More »
28th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Coleen Nolan Sex Tape
The Daily Mirror brings front-page news of Coleen Nolan and the question that has burnt like a Swiss cheese maker’s cystitis... More »
28th, September 2009
Reviews
Banksy Demands No Ball Games In Tottenham
Is the work a parody of Tottenham Hotspurs FC? Or is it a parody of Banksy's at - which might now be entield "No Touching"? More »
28th, September 2009
Celebrities
10 Full Police Transcript Of The Case Against Roman Polanski
Polanksi is arrested for raping 13-year-old Samantha Geimer (then Samantha Gailey) at Jack Nicholson's Mulholland Canyon house in March 1977. Polanksi was 43. This is her testimony... More »
27th, September 2009
Celebrities
12 Let's Blame The Swiss For Roman Polanski's Arrest
Roman Polanski is arrested for rape and the media zooms in on the Swiss - place of civic pride and assisted suicide... More »
27th, September 2009
Money
11 Face Of Tesco's Is Illegal Immigrant
Tesco worker Fatou Cham, 32, face of the store’s Florence and Fred, came to the UK from Gambia in 1998 on a student visa but stayed after it expired in 2001. More »
27th, September 2009
Politicians
Lobby Hacks Defeat Ed Balls' Unfit Labour Party 5-1
Anorak's fan with a camera was at the Withdean Stadium in Brighton to see Schools Minister Ed Balls and other Labour MPs take on the Press Lobby in a game of football. More »
27th, September 2009
Key Posts
Jaycee Dugard Copycat Attacker Strikes In California
"How does it feel to be grabbed by a strange man in the park?" asks the hack. How does it feel is the media's mainstay question... More »
27th, September 2009
Celebrities
X Factor Danyl Johnson's Pants Open Up
What news of X Factor favourite Danyl Johnson? What does he think of Alesha Dixon. What part did being Daniel with a Y have in his sob story? Katie or Peter? More »
27th, September 2009
Strange But True
China Bans Pigeons
In readiness for the celebrations to mark 60 years of communist rule in China, it is decreed that all pigeons remain in their birdcages on October 1 More »
27th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Katie Price's Chicken Nuggets, Sex And Dwight Yorke's Ring
orget pet names for sexual organs, time to give yourselves alter egos for every sexual position. Missionary sex should be termed “Jane Eyre”, while the Reverse Cowboy is hereon dubbed "Princess Chantellenella Paris Lady Fostropp-Stiffe"... More »
27th, September 2009
Celebrities
Jack Tweed's Suicide Watch With Jade Goody
Mary Tweed: "When I did try to speak to him, he was virtually monosyllabic.” Jack. Tweed. Jade. Good. Good. Good. E. I. Do. More »
27th, September 2009
Madeleine McCann
14 Madeleine McCann: Mrs Amaral, Kate McCann And Baby Jesus
Today the Sunday Express has chatting thigns over with Goncalo Amaral's wife, Sophia - baby Jesus and the Virgin Mary look on... More »
27th, September 2009
Key Posts
4 First Shock Pictures Of Jaycee Dugard At Disney
Want to see the first pictures of the adult Jaycee Dugard... before Oprah Winfrey nabs her? More »
26th, September 2009
Politicians
Illegal Housekeeper Loloahi Tapui Says Attorney General Baroness Scotland Did See Her Passport
Having consulted with Max Clifford – “If he’s so good at PR why do people think he’s a ***” - Loloahi Tapui, the former housekeeper to Attorney General Baroness Scotland, says the peer never asked to see her passport before giving her a job... More »
26th, September 2009
Politicians
Ken Livingstone Marries By The Reptile House
Livingstone married Emma Beal today in London Zoo's Mappin Pavilion, a venue situated next to the reptile house... More »
