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26th, September 2009 Celebrities

Stefani Germanotta Sings Live In New York, Video

Stefani Germanotta formed a one-woman committee and created Madonna’s camel face, and called it Lady Gaga, she was an NYU student with a piano and a date in the Bitter End venue... More »

26th, September 2009 Politicians 1

Barack Obama's Unchanging Paris Hilton Smile

Barack Obama never blinks, just like Paris... More »

26th, September 2009 Key Posts

Phil Brown And Hull City Present Strictly Come Premier League

Anorak begins its regular look at Strictly Come Managing, this week's football manager dance contest... More »

26th, September 2009 In Pictures

Wigan 3 Chelsea 1: September 26 2009

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26th, September 2009 Reviews

Phelim McAleer Lampoons The Age Of Stupid

away to Philem McAleer who spent a while asking the great and Chocks away to permiere of the Age of Stupid, a film whose premise is that flying is the single greatest contributor to global warming... More »

26th, September 2009 Strange But True 1

Dog Owners Defecate On Pets

Dog owners carry those plastic bags to fill with their waste matter, then to hang them from bushes like a new urban fruit... More »

26th, September 2009 Celebrities

Strictly Come Dancing Judge Vows To Punch Alesha Dixon

In “MY War With Alesha” – Craig Revels-Horny (the erect chocolate coated orange) tells of his Strictly Come Dancing arms race... More »

26th, September 2009 Celebrities 3

Video Of A Drunk Paul Gascoigne Sobbing

The poor girl who survived the horror of watching a man have a drink – steeling herself to spend 13 hours with him while counting his empties – gathers herself to tell the Sun... More »

26th, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Sophie Anderton Charged £15k For 120 Seconds Of Sex

Reading on, however, it turns out that Sophie says there was someone out there willing to stump up £15,000 fee to have sex with HER - for a whole hour... More »

26th, September 2009 Celebrities

Lynch Mob Is The Best Damn Mobster-Cannibal-Zombie Film Of 2009

A trailer for the best mafia-cannibal-zombie film out in the cimenas - right now... More »

25th, September 2009 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Fury Watch With The Media

MADDIE WATCH: Special Fury Edition. - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann. More »

25th, September 2009 Politicians 17

Barack And Michelle Obama's Awkward Family Photo With Zapatero's Goth Daughters

When Barack Obama and the fragrant and Michelle Obama met Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his family, they duly met his 16 and 13-year-old daughters Laura and Alba... More »

25th, September 2009 Reviews

The London Tattoo Convention, In Pictures

Gomita, from Osaka, displays off her traditional Japanese body tattoo work at the London Tattoo Convention... More »

25th, September 2009 Politicians

Eric Brewer Duets With Steini Girl

Your singer is Steini-Girl, praising Steinmeier’s "coiled masculinity", criticising his election opponent Chancellor Angela Merkel as "too masculine", calling Liberal Party leader Guido Westerwelle "too feminine" and appraising Gregor Gysi as "too small". More »

25th, September 2009 Key Posts

East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer Is Big In Ladies Tights: Pictures

are photos of East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer dressed in his best knickers and bra combo... More »

25th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Matthew McConaughey To Star In The Weebles Movie

McConaughey is to star in the film version of The Weebles, the children's toy... More »

25th, September 2009 Politicians 1

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Says Iran Has One Maybe Two Radioactive Gays

Hats off to Iran for telling the world of a secret uranium-enrichment plant. As Glenn Reynolds says: “So bomb that one, too... More »

25th, September 2009 Celebrities 3

How Lily Allen Blew The Music Industry

Lily Allen changes her mind and the music industry is blown away... More »

25th, September 2009 Strange But True 3

Judge Excuses Paedophiles With Ruling On Oral Sex With Young Cows

A Superior Court judge has dismissed animal-cruelty charges against Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr, accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves. More »

25th, September 2009 Reviews 7

Tony Ball Turns Down ITV - Katie Price Responds On ITV2

Time for Simon Cowell to be given full control over the channel, with Katie Price working under him, or just dry humping his chair – oh, the ratings... More »

25th, September 2009 Celebrities

Cate Blanchett Acts With Barack Obama

Now recovered from her bang on the head, actress Cate Blanchett tells us of acting with Obama... More »

25th, September 2009 Sports 1

More England Aces Attacked In Jagielka Raid

By the same token these players are also ”ace”... More »

25th, September 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle's Halloween Party

Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle's frightwig for your Halloween party, Tom Meighan on the retarded singers and the X Factor goes mental for Fame!... More »

25th, September 2009 Strange But True

Scuba Diving In The Grüner See Field

the Grüner See (Green Lake) in Upper Styria, Austria. Mind the pick-er-nick tables... More »

25th, September 2009 Money 1

Scotland's Anti-Golf Protestors Manage To Parody Donald Trump, In Pictures

Can you parody Donald Trump? Yes you can. The impossible dream has been achieved. The MLF has dressed up statues around Scotland as the American tycoon.... More »