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25th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Incest Chic MacKenzie Phillips Introduces David Hasselhoff To Oprah Winfrey

Oprah can get Jaycee Dugard in a double-header. The papers glance at Google keywords and provides context with Michael Jackson and David Hasselhoff... More »

25th, September 2009 Celebrities

X Factor Amie Buck Strips In Pictures

Amie Buck gets into her knickers as Amanda Holdern shows wannabes how it's done... More »

25th, September 2009 Celebrities 15

Five Ways Michael Jackson Was Like Hitler, By Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

Michael Jackson was never accused of molesting a Jew, leading to accusations of prejudice. Hitler has few Jewish friends and... More »

25th, September 2009 Politicians

Mark Lloyd Supports One Kind Of Diversty

Lloyd, the Federal Communications Commission’s new Chief Diversity Officer supports diversity - one kind of it... More »

25th, September 2009 Reviews

Swine Flu Vaccine Gives You Swine Flu As Prison Inmates Drink Gel

Following a fight, the governor of the Verne has removed all of the dispensers from the prison. Swine flu is now unfettered... More »

24th, September 2009 Technology 1

Honda Invents The New Wheelchair

Honda invents the new wheelchair. Just lean your upper body and go - in any direction... More »

24th, September 2009 Key Posts

Video Of IFK Gothenburg's Goalkeeper Kim Christensen Moving Goalposts

Christensen, IFK Gothenburg's Danish goalkeeper, is accused of making the goal smaller by moving the goalposts for his side’s match against Örebro in the Allsvenskan league... More »

24th, September 2009 Strange But True

Pregnant Woman Julia Grovenburg Falls Pregant

Julia Grovenburg has fallen pregnant while carrying a baby... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Lady Gaga And Kanye West Sex Video

Lady Gaga and Kanye West have teamed up to create a video advertorial for their joint tour... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Gawker Versus Gayheart And Dane: Sex Tape Round Up

Dane and his pregnant wife Rebecca Gayheart, stars of the dullest non-sex sex tape to hit the internets, are suing Gawker over publishing it on their site. Anorak rounds up the news... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Debbie Rowe Reaches Out To Skin Jessica Simpson's Daisy Poo

While she’s in Uganda, Jessica is filming for her reality TV show The Price of Beauty, in which she will show viewers how models are harvested and their coats turned into eyebrow muffs for Ugandan high society... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Celebrity Swine Flu, With Marilyn Manson

Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M." More »

24th, September 2009 Politicians

Gordon Brown Speaks Of Megari 'Backroom Stitch Up'

Gordon Brown must have gotten rather nervous today passing by the mass of demonstrators protesting against Gaddafi outside the UN... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Jennifer Aniston Harvests Her Eggs

Aniston? Is she? Has she? Any news? Has she harvested her eggs in a hair net? Us magazine has this exclusive... More »

24th, September 2009 Politicians 3

LibDems Reclassify Knitting As Class B Drug

More developments from the LibDem conference, and news that knitting is to be recalssified as a gateway hobby... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Lily Allen's Traditional Copyright Infringement

When Lily Allen said piracy was made for music, that in broadcasting music to the masses in a free and easy way new acts will find it harder to reach an audience, we wondered if anyone wanted to hear any more of Lily’s brain working. Lily knew that we did and set up her own blog on the subject... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Jett Travolta Court Case: Scientology Round-Up

The death of Jett Travolta - Scientology, scumbags and sensation... More »

24th, September 2009 Strange But True

Dating Site Asks Lonely Hearts To Spell Raped

If you were signing up to a dating website, having plucked up the courage to join, planning to tell the truth about yourself - yep, even use your own picture - how would you respond to being asked to spell "RAPED"? More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Isabella Rossellini's Anchovy Sex Masterclass Video

Rossellini is back with Green Porno, and answering two questions: 1) What’s Isabella Rossellini been up; 2) Can an anchovy sex a squid? More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities 6

X Factor Curtis Moore Had A Knife

Look out! He’s made his fingers look like guns! Don’t shoot! Please… Please… C-C-C-Curtis... He’s cocking his thumb. He looks like he’s going to say “Bang!” Nooooooooooooooo! Curtis! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! More »

24th, September 2009 Key Posts 5

Left-Handed Underpants Add Seconds To Obama's Life

In the press release Hom says the gunties will "save left handed men up to three, often vital, seconds when visiting the loo"... More »

24th, September 2009 Politicians

Spotted Dick Back On The Menu In Sensible Flintshire

"It's a great victory for Spotted Dick and for everyone who makes it”... More »

24th, September 2009 Celebrities

Wayne Newton Marks 50 Years In Vegas

Anorak was in Las Vegas to see "Mr. Las Vegas" Wayne Newton celebrate 50 Years On the Las Vegas Strip With A Historic New Show "Once Before I Go", held at the Tropicana, Las Vegas... More »

24th, September 2009 Politicians

Barack Obama's Hitler Youth Videos

Barack Hussein Obama has become Barack Hitler-Obama, as is fitting his station. The Obama Jugend are learning the mantra: More »

24th, September 2009 OK! 3

Darren Day Is The New Bond, Darren Bond

So how’s the showbiz career? “I do about 100 press-ups a day, but I did 590 on the day of the shoot…in the last month and a half we had chicken, fish and rice to sculpt the body." More »