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24th, September 2009 Key Posts 4

Angelina Jolie Tells OK! 'I Don’t Ask For Tabloid Attention'

Angelina is talking about the invasive tabloids in an OK! interview. She doesn’t ask to be in the tabloids. It’s not her fault that hacks and snappers not part of her accredited team follow her about... More »

24th, September 2009 Key Posts 10

Madeleine McCann: Watching Kate McCann And Looking For Damages

Three summers on from when Madeleine McCann vanished, the media is still watching the parents, zooming in on Kate McCann. The McCanns are in Portugal in search of Madeleine…and damages... More »

24th, September 2009 Money 1

How Michael Moore Swallowed Esquire's Capitalism

Following the Premiere, Esquire shuttles many of the attendees straight down to SoHo to the opening of The Esquire Apartment – a fully decadent penthouse... More »

24th, September 2009 Key Posts

Lady Gaga's Period Inspires Milan Fashion Week

It’s period chic. Burn the tampons, girls. Emancipate at will. Who needs a fashion when you can get his much attention in your apple catchers?... More »

23rd, September 2009 Politicians

Death Of A President: George Bush Was A Better Hitler Than Obama

Who is the biggest Little Hitler: George Bush or Barack Obama? Let's have a heated debate. And which had the bigger death cult - Bush (murdered by Channel 4) or Barry, haunted by the Barack Obama Death Cult?... More »

23rd, September 2009 Celebrities

Sophie Reade Fronts Campaign For Natural Curvy Women

Sophie Reade has breasts as God intended – why else would He have put men on Earth to invent silicon bags, anaesthetics and valves that you can turn up and down in tune with the atmospheric pressure?... More »

23rd, September 2009 Key Posts 2

Maureen Dowd And The Making Of Barack Hitler Hussein Obama

Put on those Dowd Cans - speak into one end and hear exectly what you want to come out the other! - and listen up... More »

23rd, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Hey Rude: Paul McCartney Swears On Beatles Remasters

Paul McCartney does say "Oh, f**king hell!" at around 2:58 of Hey Jude, and what's that John? More »

23rd, September 2009 Key Posts

The Anti-Obama Gadsden Flag Shows We're All Hezbollah Now

In arack Obama’s Post-racial America, there is no race, there is only racism. Republican congressman from the South, Joe Wilson, heckles Obama during a speech on health reform to a joint session of Congress, belching, "You lie." More »

23rd, September 2009 Politicians 1

The Liberal Democrat Conference In Pictures, Not Waltergate

The LibDem conference welcomes Walter Wolfgang. Anyone who cares enough to heckle is welcome. Anyone..? Anyone.? More »

23rd, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Dirty Sanchez Star Matthew Pritchard's Attacker In Court

Man on telly shows named after a form of scatalogical sex disgusted by bad language in front of the kids sees attacker in court... More »

23rd, September 2009 Reviews

Frida Khalo Fakes Scandal, A Special Investigation

Frida Kahlo is the subject of a fake art scam. Picutres are being passed off as her self-portraits. We investigate... More »

23rd, September 2009 Key Posts 20

Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann Returns To Portugal, In Pictures

Kate McCann is in Portugal. This is the first time Kate McCann has bene in the country since being questioned by police over her daughter Madeleine's disappearance... More »

23rd, September 2009 Strange But True

Wal-Mart Masturbator Arrested, Picture Gallery

In Wal-Mart no-one can feel you scream... More »

23rd, September 2009 Key Posts

The Jaycee Lee Dugard Story Is Now A TV Film

Jaycee Dugard Watch: Jaycee Lee Dugard's TV film; Phillip Garrido's non-crimes; the Press releases and how the pigs turned the Garrido compound into a pigsty... More »

23rd, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Strictly Come Dancing: Arlene Phillips Naked And Alesha Dixon Shot

And now appearing in the fetish Gimp dance, motor-mouthed point scorer extraordinaire Arlene Philips… More »

22nd, September 2009 Strange But True

Woman Finds Six Inch Blade In Buttocks Four Months After Mugging

Four months after the knifing, Ying went to hospital in Shanghai, complaining of stabbing pains... More »

22nd, September 2009 In Pictures

Bobby Robson Obituary

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22nd, September 2009 Celebrities

Nicolas Cage's Superman Audition Pictures

Nicolas Cage's Superman video and stills.... More »

22nd, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Brad Pitt To Star In Dr Who Spin Off

“With Brad Pitt you don’t say: ‘I can’t believe he’s married!’ Why does being gay mean women can’t fancy me and find me sexy?”... More »

22nd, September 2009 In Pictures

Peter Andre And Katie Price Divorce

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22nd, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Angelina Jolie's Secret Diet

Angelina Jolie is "shrinking before our eyes"... More »

22nd, September 2009 Reviews

Muslim Baby Factories Uncovered

Muslim baby factories, swine flu heart attacks and when zebra crossings attack... More »

22nd, September 2009 Strange But True 3

Gilbert the Bournemouth Whale Is A Washed Up Has Been

The whale of Bournemouth is dead. Gilbert is no more doing wonders for the area’s tourism. More »

22nd, September 2009 Reviews

The World's First Climate Change Refugees

The dryness and the weness are causing us not to panic about the end of the world and war... More »