20th, September 2009
Key Posts
2 Man United defeat Manchester City 4-3 and the media reacts to Michael Owen’s goal in the 96th minute of match that runs for 90 minutes with 4 minutes of added time... More »
20th, September 2009
Sports
1 By tomorrow, Jerzy Janowicz will be 7ft 1in tall, with arms that can reach the net from the back of the court and a stride as aide as Devon… More »
20th, September 2009
Reviews
DOES anyone read the Independent, the newspaper that today asks: "Is Megari guilty or innocent?", a focus on details of an investigation that might have been had it taken place before he was released? More »
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20th, September 2009
In Pictures
GERMAN vessels - merchant ships - have sailed through the north east passage above Russia. This is evidence that the Arctic Ice is melting. Only it's not... More »
20th, September 2009
Celebrities
4 Dixon is the youngest celebrity magistrate since Vanessa Feltz. And she’s fight back as the critics don the black cap and order that Alesha Dixon be taken from his place and hung until dead, or BBC 3 give her a chat show... More »
20th, September 2009
Celebrities
4 Want to know the details of what happned to Katie Price when she was sexually assaulted? Read on... More »
20th, September 2009
Key Posts
40 In the eerie gloom of Portugal in the height of summer. It was, was it not, a dark and stormy night when Our Maddie was taken by two perverts in a gold Nissan... More »
19th, September 2009
Strange But True
2 The tortoise speeding on the M23 slip road off the M25 in Surrey has been arrested by John Formby, who has pulled over to hard shoulder and picked up the shell-backed hitchhiker. More »
19th, September 2009
Reviews
1 Like all nutters Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi has a blog... More »
19th, September 2009
Celebrities
5 While Katie Price rapes the tabloid press, Peter Andre is doing good works at an HMV store in Wales. More »
19th, September 2009
Money
4 BT has issued a warning that its customers are being scammed by a people claiming to be from the company and then taking money under false pretences. Here's how not to be a victim... More »
19th, September 2009
Reviews
Bath Jane Austen fans are attempting to set a new world record for the largest number of people dressed in Regency Costume... More »
19th, September 2009
Celebrities
The X Factor is on the telly at the same time as Strictly Come Dancing. This is a crisis of democracy that splits voters between voting for a dumpy stage school also-ran or the part-trained non-dancing celebrity... More »
19th, September 2009
Key Posts
3 This is what happens when you holiday in a French camp site, mums and dads, or let kids swallow swimming pool water. This is Sissy Watch... More »
19th, September 2009
Celebrities
Katie Price Rape: Starring Princess Diana, Prince Charles, Jordan, Tony Parsons, Peter Andre's kinky boots and a sex shop... More »
18th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Time now to hear form Victoria Beckham. And the Beckham watchword is work. In Elle magazine, Victoria is speaking... More »
18th, September 2009
Money
At the Caroline Charles show, at the BFC tent at Somerset House in central London, local mayor Boris Johnson got a front-row seat for his seat, and looked about as comfortable as a hamster with its teeth removed in Toa Bora caves... More »
18th, September 2009
Celebrities
2 Will David stay at LA Galaxy? Is the Galaxy big enough for David Beckham? What does the Galaxy over LA smell like and can it be branded and then decanted into an atomiser for him and cologne for her? More »
18th, September 2009
Key Posts
3 Madeleine McCann has been entertaining media ghouls for three summers. But she's not been a play. Until now. More »
18th, September 2009
Strange But True
Today we get news that an Islamic court has ordered an unmarried couple to be caned for trying to have sex in a car... More »
18th, September 2009
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine is the most popular girls name among media workers, followed by Katie, Obama and Kerry. More »
18th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Good news for amateur detectives investigating the identity of the “very famous” celebrity who raped Katie Price... More »
