14th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Elton John Cannot Adopt Lev, Says Ukraine
The Ukraine is twinned with California – gay marriage counts for nothing. Ukraine’s Minister for Family And Sport says John cannot have the boy... More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
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14th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Michael Jackson's Cured Cancer, Says Speech Debelle
Speech Debelle has won the Mercury Music Prize, and with the glory comes an increased risk that her music will be called “important" by someone wearing a post-modern fringe and the star will start talking in the knowledge that more than the pigeons and the sound engineer are listening to her. More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
6 You'll Believe Susan Boyle Can Fly
Boyle is in the US of A and living the lifelong dream of sitting on a dwarf plastic elephant and not being able to fly it.... More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
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Katherine Jackson Dazzles At MTV Video Music Awards
Katherine Jackson is getting on but she need to look after herself if she's going to keep up with Paris Jackson and the rest of her Jackson Three. More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
5 Heidi Montag Introduces Reactions To Kanye West, In Pictures
The making of a media shitstorm, featuring Heidi Montag, Pink, the Daily Telegraph, Emmanuel Adebyaor, Barack Obama and lots of LOL... More »
14th, September 2009
Key Posts
10 Jaycee Dugard Entertains Oprah For One Million Dollars
Jaycee Lee Dugard - Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: the human bone, child shopping with Nancy Garrido and Oprah Winfrey wins!... More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
3 Katie Price Meets Jermaine Jackson, Peter Andre Opens Up a Virgin
So what’s Katie Price been up since she was on I’m A Celebrity Me Out Of Here? You can find out as Katie Price speaks to Live From Studio Five, the Channel shout-a-thon presented by former footballer Ian Wright, model Melinda Messenger and Apprentice runner-up Kate Walsh... More »
14th, September 2009
Strange But True
2 Man Wearing Oxygen Mask Holds Up La Jolla Bank
The villain was carrying an oxygen tank was in a black bag and connected to the man's nose with plastic tubing... More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson This Is It Film Trailer
Showbiz is always looking for a new thing and this might be it: the director's cut for the show that never gets made. It's a behind-the-scenes look at nothing... More »
14th, September 2009
Reviews
Japanese Moonwalking Champions Introduce Daily Spots
Which MP's wife is fiddling her insurance claim? More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
Exclusive: Farrah Fawcett's Co-Producer Craig Nevius Reacts To Emmy Loss
Farrah Fawcett's producing partner Craig Nevius talks to Anorak's Man in LA about mising out on an Emmy... More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Kanye West's Pro-Beyonce Anti-Taylor Swift MTV Stunt In Pictures
Kanye West's corporate MTV IIIIIIIIIII in pictures... More »
14th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Michael Jackson's Secret Sister JohVonnie Tells All
Amazing news from Michaal Jackson's half-sister; Jackson the scarecrow man... More »
14th, September 2009
Reviews
1 Scare Story: Surrey Farm Breeds EColi, Bacteria Escape
Scare Story: “20,000 children put at risk by dithering at E.coli farm,” announces the Times on its front page. But why not more? But why farm E-coli? The risks seem clear. More »
13th, September 2009
Madeleine McCann
A Day In the Life Of Madeleine McCann's Private Detectives
A day of sensation, revelation and speculation with the Madeleine McCann private detectives, and Jaycee Dugard... More »
13th, September 2009
Politicians
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Supporters Of Islamic Terror Lark About In London
Last one in the fountain's a Tottenham fan... More »
13th, September 2009
Celebrities
1 Susan Boyle's Wild Horses Is No. 1 Pick At Funerals
Susan Boyle, the most famous woman on planet Earth, the woman who drove Michael Jackson to drugs, is to release her debut single, a cover version of the Rolling Stones classic, Wild Horses, Wild Hair.... More »
13th, September 2009
Strange But True
Police Haunt Owl Man, Photofit Of the Decade
Do you know him? He is thought to come out at night and spend his days sitting on a large brand eating mice. More »
13th, September 2009
Celebrities
Kerry Katona Locked In Attic With a Royal Marine And A Hot Tub, Charlotte Church in Iceland
Kerry Katona is a modern day Miss Haverhsam, binging on kebabs and screaming for Molly and Lilly and Heidi, where once Estella sufficed: “I stole her heart away and put Iceland in its place”... More »
13th, September 2009
Politicians
2 Barack Obama: Terrorist Storms Congress, Sparks Chaos And Fear
Michael Shaw, of the Huffington Post, spots Barack Obama under attacks from American terrorists in Congress: More »
13th, September 2009
Celebrities
Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Set Up Home
First up we are invited to look at Jennifer’ Aniston’s chest and check it for signs of hair, boyfriends and growth... and gerbils... More »
13th, September 2009
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann Ruined My Life
Let’s not forget who the real victim is. No, not innocent Madeleine McCann. It’s Goncalo Amaral and his wife Sofia: More »
13th, September 2009
Key Posts
3 Serena Williams Victim Of US Open Conspiracy, Deep F***ing Throat
Serena Willaims: “I swear to God, I'll fuc**ng take this ball and shove it down your fu**king throat” More »
