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11th, September 2009 Madeleine McCann 85

Madeleine McCann Linked To Claudia Lawrence Case

The McCanns have become the media face of the missing, a shortcut to promoting your own cause. Context is given... More »

11th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Perez Hilton Is Obama's Health Care Czar

Perez is all for equality and human rights and better health. This is the same Perez who championed free speech by threatening to mug Carrie Prejean for agreeing with Obama on gay marriage... More »

11th, September 2009 Reviews

Glacier Weeps For Global Warming

Norwegian glacier melts in summer and newpapers see it weepign for the planet... More »

11th, September 2009 Celebrities

X Factor: Dannii Minogue In Sack Shock Vomit Scare

Can an X Factor judge be sacked without a full disciplinary procedure? Cowell might be powerful, but surely the Supreme Court of Reality TV Judges should investigate before Cowell makes any rash moves?... More »

11th, September 2009 In Pictures

The WAGs of Baden Baden

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11th, September 2009 Key Posts

England WAGs Orgy In South Africa, In Pictures

Fabio Capello issues sex ban and "givces green light to World Cup circus", and Anorak kicks of fits World Cup Watch... More »

10th, September 2009 In Pictures

Khloe Kardashian's And A Stoned Pussy

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10th, September 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson's Adopted Children In Why Did I Get Married Too?

Michael Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the new: Janest Jackson's on Jackon's citizenship test, and plugging the new film telly Why did I Get Married Too? More »

10th, September 2009 Key Posts 9

Caster Semenya Has 'Internal Testes' And 'No Womb'

Semenya is the man. Caster Semenya has both male and female organs, so reports the Sun. Fact: the 18 year old winner of the 800m at the World Athletics Championships is a man. Well, possibly.... More »

10th, September 2009 Reviews 1

Dead Newspapers: The National Times Goes Online, Almost

Want to see what a dead newspaper's swanky new website looks like? Ready..? More »

10th, September 2009 Politicians

Demi Moore Joins Gordon Brown's Cabinet Of All The Talents

Sarah Brown reaches out to Demi Moore for some free PR --- and misses... More »

10th, September 2009 Key Posts

The Best Jaycee Dugard Jokes Ever, With Mark Whicker

"This is perhaps the single worst column I've read. Ever. Anywhere" ... More »

10th, September 2009 Celebrities 4

Michael Jackson This Is It Concert Features Jesus, Chris Brown And Top Austrian Stars

Jackson Tribute Watch: The This Is It tribute concert features Jermaine Jackson, Katherine Jackson, more Jacksons, Chris Brown (maybe), Elvis, Jesus, Mary J Blige (maybe), top Austrian acts, and did we mention Jermaine Jackson? More »

10th, September 2009 Celebrities 3

Charlotte Church Loses A Dress Size In A Day

Charlotte Church loses weight at an alarming and incredible rate... More »

10th, September 2009 Celebrities

Beyonce Knowles Made Whiter For Russian Magazines

Beyonce is too black for readers of JOY magazine and not coffee-ish enough for readers of GLAMOUR... More »

10th, September 2009 Key Posts

Jaycee Dugard's Home Run To Oprah Winfrey

Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: Mark Whicker wrestles Jaycee; Oprah Winfrey really wants Jaycee and Phillip Garrido's songs to watch the girls go by... More »

10th, September 2009 Key Posts

England WAGs Caster Semenya Make Over, In Pictures

It was always going to take something huge to push war and Katie Price off the tabloids’ front page, and last night it happened: England qualified for the World Cup finals in South Africa. More »

9th, September 2009 Money

Ulster Bank Offers Student Account Holders Free Strip Show

Students holding an account at Ulster Bank receive a goody bag, featuring free entry to an afternoon strip show at the Metro Bar... More »

9th, September 2009 Reviews 3

Al Qaeda Drug Dealers On Hijacked Mexican Plane, Pictures

Live! The hijack of Aeromexico Flight 576 - in real time... More »

9th, September 2009 Money

Bud Light Lime Is The Taste Of Anal Sex, Advert Claims

If you like Budweiser, you’re an American who takes it in the can. If you like Budweiser Lite you like anal sex. Hey, Wazzzzzup...you? More »

9th, September 2009 Key Posts 90

Madeleine McCann: Amaral's Book Banned

Amaral’s book on the Madeleine McCann case, The Truth Of The Lie, has been banned... More »

9th, September 2009 Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Is Face And Camel Toe For Ungaro

Lindsay Lohan is an artistic advisor to the fashion industry, whether it likes it or not... More »

9th, September 2009 In Pictures

Michael Shields Case

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9th, September 2009 Key Posts 3

Graham Sankey And The Michael Shields Case

Michael Shields is innocent and free. Graham Sankey is also innocent and free. So why did he once confress to attacking Martin Georgiev? More »

9th, September 2009 Strange But True

Speeding Monkey Presents The Weirdest Speed Camera Pictures

Is that your monkey speeding in the car, wing commander? That you handling the driver, madam..? More »