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9th, September 2009 Celebrities

Natalie Cassidy's Simplisitic Weight Watch With Charlotte Church

In this week's OK!: Natalie Cassidy talks weight, Charlotte Church's keep fit with kidz, The Saturday's flakes and The Apprentice's Alex Wotherpsoon ties the rings... More »

9th, September 2009 Reviews 7

Good Housekeeping Magazine's Top Ten Vibrators

Good Housekeeping is more desperate than any of its vibrator testers. But too much sex risks alienating its older print readers, so look out for web-only articles on which apron pocket suits which dildo best and getting lubricant stains out of Egyptian cotton sheets.... More »

9th, September 2009 Celebrities 3

Katie Price Hopes Andre 'Rots In Hell'

Katie: “You’re not stupid, you’re evil. Calling you Judas is a compliment. It makes me sick you even touched me. I hope you riot in hell"... More »

9th, September 2009 Strange But True 1

Manchester Police Can't Identify CCTV Thief

That’s him with the missing front teeth, climbing a ladder to steal a £1,000 CCTV camera from the Trafford Retail Park... More »

9th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Ryan O'Neal's Threats To Kill Craig Nevius Over Farrah Fawcett Cancer Show

His final words to me that day were the final words he has ever spoken to me: 'If you take me on, I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you in Farrah’s life and then I’ll kill you in real life!' Then he hung up... More »

8th, September 2009 Reviews 1

Richard Littlejohn's Problem With Barack The Dog

Richard Littlejohn's column has, as his wont, gone to hell in a handbasket, as the Mail's great sage tells his readers of Shropshire's Kate Pong, who gave birth to quintuplets Beyone, Barack, Bobbi, Tyra and Earl... More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities

Dr Conrad Murray Jailed As 'Michael Jackson Made Me Do It' Defence Fails

In this week’s National Enquirer: Michael Jackon's Dr Conrad Murray is sent down, Pete Wentz causes Ashlee Simpson to talk of divorce and Heidi Montag is hell-sent... More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities

New Pictures From Twilight New Moon Crash Internet

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are advertising the new Twilight film, New Moon, by gazing into each other’s eyes. More »

8th, September 2009 In Pictures

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8th, September 2009 Celebrities

Dirty Sanchez Star Matthew Pritchard Stab Pictures

Sanchez star Matthew Pritchard has been stabbed in the neck and back. But where else was he stabbed? Let's Twitter and see... More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Angelina Jolie's Lost Sex Diaries, Brad Pitt's Contents Revealed

Angelina Jolie’s “LOST DIARIES” have been found. And the National Enquirer has the news on what Ange wrote about “BRAD, JEN & HER KINKY SEX LIFE”. More »

8th, September 2009 Online-PR 4

Teachers Use Nominative Determinism To Label A Child

Press Release of the Day comes from a parenting club that tells us that 49% of teachers make assumptions about a child by their name. Yeah, only 49%. All that hard work endured by mum and dad as they try to name their bundle is not all that important. More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities 3

Jaycee Dugard Married Phillip Garrido, Best-Friend Tells All

Want to know why Jaycee Dugard didn’t run for Phillip and Nancy Garrido? More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities

Gary Lineker Marries Danielle Bux, Intimately

Gary Lineker's wedding to knicker model Danielle Bux, in pictures... More »

8th, September 2009 Reviews 6

Glasgow Herald Opts For The Daily Mail Model

The Glasgow Herald is the latest paper to go online, and go global... More »

8th, September 2009 Key Posts 7

Seeking Madeleine McCann In Jaycee Dugard's Horror Story

Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news: With Jaycee Dugard, Phillip Garrido and the detectives in Portugal... More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities 5

Jaycee Dugard Teaches English Class, And Tourists Invade Garrido Home

Jaycee Lee Dugard - Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: Jaycee Dugard teaches English class, tourists invade Phillip Garrido's home and the Jaycee-Garrido love story... More »

8th, September 2009 Politicians 6

Department of Energy and Climate Change Issues Weather Warning For Birmingham

The UK Climate Projections published last month show that if we don’t take action by 2080 the temperature for the hottest day of the year in the West Midlands could increase by a scorching 100 C by 2080... More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities

I Was Katie Price's Double: Jordan's Game Of Pairs

KATIE Price is divorcing Peter Andre. And looking back over her career, one thing stands out, well, two things do: Katie loves holding small things in her hands, whether it be bottles of perfume, books or pop acorn Peter Andre... More »

8th, September 2009 Celebrities 5

All The Worst Bits From The Peter Andre And Katie Price Divorce

Price And Peter Andre are suing each other for divorce. It’s the end of the anti-romance Anorak dubbed Tit 4 Tat. You want the facts? More »

8th, September 2009 Reviews

Locerkbie Targeted In Britain's 9/11 Lucozade Bomb Plot

The Lucozade bombers” – The Guardian opts for branding, although the BBC’s re-enactment of what would have occurred featured bottles of Oasis, which sounds far more exotic... More »

8th, September 2009 Strange But True

Children Smoke Bong On Russian TV Show

Hey kids. Don't watch that. Watch this... More »

7th, September 2009 Reviews 3

Modern Delights: The Joy Of The Celebrity Death

A new book, Modern Delight, has asked 80 celebrities to reveal what makes them glow inside. Gyles Brandreth has made the news by admitting that he gets a kick from the death of his friends. A dead celebrity is thing of joy: More »

7th, September 2009 Celebrities

Paul O'Grady's Media Deals Masterclass

Want to know how to negotiate a pay deal on Channel 4? More »

7th, September 2009 Key Posts 1

Adolf Hitler Had AIDs

Macho shagger Hitler fronts new German IDS campaign... More »