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7th, September 2009 Reviews 1

Ant And Dec Are Anally Mismatched

In the Daily Express, the debate is whether Ant (left) and Dec (right) are anally matched, or anally mismatched? More »

7th, September 2009 In Pictures

The Heathrow Bomb Plot

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7th, September 2009 Reviews 2

The Islamist Plot To Blow up Seven Aircraft In Pictures

In August 2006, Abdulla Ahmed Ali, Tanvir Hussain and Assad Sarwar planned to create liquid bombs disguised as soft drink bottles and kill thousands of people by blowing up planes from London to North America. More »

7th, September 2009 In Pictures

Barbie Jewellery

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7th, September 2009 Money

Barbie Doll Jewellery, With Demi Moore

Designer Margaux Lange is "fascinated with who the Barbie is as a cultural icon, her distinguished celebrity status and the enormous impact she has had on our society". So she’s made bits of Barbies into jewellery... More »

7th, September 2009 Key Posts

Jaycee Lee Dugard: Phillip Garrido Helped FBI

Jaycee Lee Dugard: Experts baffled, Phillip Garrido cures and helps the FBI, and Lorraine Kelly entertains with missing kids... More »

7th, September 2009 Celebrities 5

Jack Tweed 'Sex Attack' Caught On Camera, Jade Goody Returns

Was Mr Jade Goody's alleged rape captured on a mobile phone? More »

7th, September 2009 Celebrities

Katie Price Topples Over, Barry George Lined Up For Alex Reid's Rape Film

Katie Price - Peter Andre Divorce: Alex Reid's disabled rape movie, raped Katie Price's fight night and stalker Barry George acts up... More »

7th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

Listen To X Factor Judge Cheryl Cole's New Single

CHERYL Cole’s new single 'Fight For This Love’ shows that she plans to crack America by singing in an American accent... Cole’s voice sounds as if it has been filtered though Lady Gaga’s Y-fronts, or Auto-Tune. More »

7th, September 2009 Celebrities

Farrah Fawcett's Secret Psychopath Sex Letters

Fawcett has died. And Greg Lott emerges to say he was Farrah's love, her secret lover. But now that she's dead, the secret can be made un-secret. And, it's not about money. Not at all. And... Well, Anorak's Man in LA tries to make sense of it on... More »

5th, September 2009 Celebrities 4

Mr Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, In Media Roasting

Tweed has been arretested and charged with raping a 19-year-old woman. Having been know for too long as Mr Jade Goody, Jack seems to be finally making headway as a jobbing celebrity... More »

5th, September 2009 Celebrities

Jermaine Jackson's Management Announce Comeback On Day Of Michael Jackson's Funeral

Anorak's Man in LA loosk at what links the iatrogenic death of pharmacy investor Danny Gans and the Michael Jackson case. And finds a link in Jermaine Jackson's comeback... More »

4th, September 2009 Key Posts 2

Jaycee Lee Dugard Stars On Dr Phil's Show, Beats Oprah

Because we can’t work out what to make of Jaycee Lee Dugard’s kidnapping, the media hires experts. Sometimes these expert are so expert they become the media's caring voice, like Dr Phil McGraw, former Oprah Winfrey sofa jockey and now got-it-alone nodding head... More »

4th, September 2009 Reviews

Mail Hack Liz Jones to Write About Life Behind The Letterbox

Liz Jones gets her letterbox all shot up... with bullets... More »

4th, September 2009 Key Posts 6

Madeleine McCann Spotted In Devon, Man Questioned By Police

THE Media’s third summer of Madeleine McCann was stymied by Michael Jackson’s death, bad weather and Katie Price. Even Victoria Beckham could not reignite the craze. But then Jaycee Lee Dugard was found and, well, the papers made the link and this happened… More »

4th, September 2009 Celebrities 2

Bill Nighy Presents The Best Paparazzi Pictures Ever

Every day Anorak receives hundreds of paparazzi pictures of stars walking, stars talking and sometimes stars walking and talking. But today we got something different... More »

4th, September 2009 Politicians 1

Hackney Council Finds New Way To Make The Place Uglier By Painting Over Banksy's Blur Cover

Ways to make Hackney even less pretty: paint over a Banksy original with black paint. The Banksy portrait was a spoof image of the Royal Family. It’s is not a spoof image of the Royal Family as glimpsed though a tunnel, a dark one. More »

4th, September 2009 Celebrities 4

Jack Tweed Escapes Unnoticed, Jade Goody's Name Sullied

Who is Jack Tweed, arrested for allegedly raping a teenager? More »

4th, September 2009 In Pictures

DJ AM Funeral In Pictures

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4th, September 2009 Celebrities 1

DJ AM's Funeral In Words And Pictures

In death so in life, the funeral service for DJAM, aka Adam Goldstein, at the Hollywood Palladium featured a VIP entrance for the VIPs. In all, there were three entrances, one for family and VIPs and one for friends and one for fans. More »

4th, September 2009 Strange But True 2

Police Hunt Three Chunky Hookers Who Rated A 2

They found a woman whose picture they found appealing and called," says Det. Sgt. Doug Hansen of four "incredibly" intoxicated men who decided to pepper their night by pooling their money to hire a prostitute via Craiglist. More »

4th, September 2009 Celebrities 7

All The Best Bits From Michael Jackson's Funeral

Jackson Funeral And Tribute Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - pictures from the funeral, fan's name change, fans kept out and Jackson is King of Heaven... More »

4th, September 2009 Reviews 2

Large Hadron Collider Sparks Sex Craze

In Brisbane, Australia teenagers saw it as the time for one last goodbye note. Keen to leave a legacy to aliens in future millennia future, two students aged between 13 and 15 were filmed engaged in sex acts in the toilets during school hours... More »

4th, September 2009 Celebrities 22

Katie Price Introduces Peter Andre's Mysterious Lover

Who is Peter Andre dating? Let's find out... More »

4th, September 2009 Key Posts 2

Jaycee Dugard: How The Media Spreads The Fear

Jaycee Lee Dugard - Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: It's every parent's worst nightmare as Phillip Garrido rapes a 14-year-0ld, allegedly. More »