29th, August 2009
Key Posts
7 Jaycee Lee Dugard has been found alive. Jaycee’s alleged kidnappers and rapists Phillip Garrido and Nancy Garrido, his wife, are in jail. And the media gets to work: Jaycee is like a child; Jaycee loves Phillip Garrido; Jaycee failed by the police; Jaycee is… More »
29th, August 2009
Celebrities
3 DJ AM has died. And before he died, DJ Am Tweeted. It might be a Tweet farewell note. The printed word is dying - even the lonely use electronic ink to speak of their pain... More »
Jaycee Lee Dugard's prison at Phillip Garrido and Nancy Garrido's home, in pictures... More »
28th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - sperm, marijuana, propofol and more found in Jackson's body and home... More »
28th, August 2009
Reviews
1 In your wildest dream you might expect to find a mermaid riding Loch Ness. In beyond your wildest dreams you may expect to find a mermaid riding Loch Ness while having coitus with Noel Edmonds. But not the EA’s man in the big wellies. His wildest dreams are about finding a fish in a river. A dead one... More »
28th, August 2009
Reviews
War is hell. Reporters are not all desk jockeys. Sometimes they get hurt. Sometimes they die... More »
28th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Having seen the non-sex sex tape featuring Eric Dane, Kari Ann Peniche and Rebecca Gayheart, Life and Style magazine tells us that Gayheart is expecting a child. More »
28th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - THE new Michael Jackson Opus, a 400-page record of Jackson’s life, will not feature life-size pop ups of the singer in action. More »
28th, August 2009
Celebrities
5 news on Kerry Katona, who has, allegedly, assaulted her accountant in his rooms. The alleged victim is one David McHugh, a “convicted fraudster” and now here to talk to the press. Says he... More »
Flashbulbs give the appearance of daylight, but we can assure readers that Sandra did get dressed in the inky black darkness... More »
28th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 It’s been hard for Kelly living under the media glare. Just how hard you can read about in Kelly’s new book Fierce, by Kelly Osbourne. And therein you can reada bout how Kelly used Vicodin, Hillbilly heroin, to beat the demons, cure the pain and get off her face... More »
28th, August 2009
Sports
5 Sun leads by asking politicians “Don’t you know there’s a bloody war on?”, while the Star keeps things local: “Muslims: we’ll kill Mourinho.”.. More »
28th, August 2009
Key Posts
19 Jaycee Dugard has been found alive and physically well. Anorak now brings you her story in pictures, and that too of Phillip Garrido, the convicted paedophile accused of kidnapping her, raping her and impregnating her... More »
28th, August 2009
Key Posts
6 WHEN Jaycee Lee Dugard went missing she was her own person. Now she has returned to a post-Madeleine McCann world and the media is able to make sense of her abduction, rape and impregnation by known paedophile Phillip Garrido (he fathered two children with Jaycee Dugard) and his wife Nancy. Such is the impoverished state of journalism that the story of Jaycee Lee Dugard needs context... More »
As Edward Kennedy is buried, and eulogised by Barack Obama, Anorak reports on how one of Barry's old muckers William Ayres, formerly of the Weather Underground, dedicated his communist manifesto Prairie Fire to Robert Kenendy's killer Sirhan Sirhan (and others)... More »
27th, August 2009
Key Posts
6 CONGRATULATIONS to Chris Ayres, for linking the arrival of “Missing girl” Jaycee Lee Dugard to Madeleine McCann. Jaycee Lee Dugard walked into police station, 18 years after going missing from outside her home near Lake Tahoe in California in 1991... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
John Mayer realises that with Twitter he has no need for an agent nor publicist. Mayer uses the social network to tweet a challenge to TMZ's Managing Editor Harvey Levin... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
Lauren has been to see Twilight with her granddaughter. While the little Baccallite saw meaning and plot and great acting in Robert Pattinson’s hair, grandma saw red... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
4 Michael Jackson Homicide Watch - Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson is this week's Omer Bhatti; Jackson's sons grow in number; and Jackson's miracle sperm... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
As well as being officially blonde and attractive – reason enough to be on TV - Chmielecka dated Ryan Jenkins for two years. Says the woman with the kind of surname Klingon speaking Star Trekkies can translate into “He cut me up and stabbed me into little bits”... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
Davina will be presenting the show's 11th and final series on Channel 4 next year, and thereafter she will be free to unleash her talent for saying people’s names really loudly and making the most unattractive, anodyne dross feel like they entertained the unattractive, anodyne dross at home. Davina McCall is the madam for prostitute TV... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape is stolen in a burglary enacted by people who look familiar to her. As Lohan looks to star in a new reality TV show, Anorak brings you the tape of the crime... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
Secure Digitas to sponsor the show and euthanize the housemates, handing over the remains to Gunther von Hagens for his Body World exhibition, Hissy Fit... More »
27th, August 2009
Reviews
2 The IRA said the killing of Lord Mountbatten was "one of the discriminate ways we can bring to the attention of the English people the continuing occupation of our country." Also killed on Mountbatten’s boat was Paul Maxwell, 15, a local employed as a boat boy... More »
