Google Is Racial Profiling Car Thieves
A search for "White people stole my car" on Google brings up the correction: "Do you mean black people stole my car" - but it was dark..? More »
27th, August 2009
Reviews
27th, August 2009
Key Posts
7 Madeleine McCann Spotted In Gaza, Lost Again In Las Vegas
Madeleine McCann has been linked to the War on Terror, but can she now be linked to Islamicists trying to create an Islamic emirate in Gaza? Meanwhile, she's found in Las Vegas... More »
27th, August 2009
Politicians
1 Evidence That British Ministers Traded Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi For Gadaffi's Oil
Did the British Government – those traders in ethical foreign policy – do a deal with Libya that traded mass murderer Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi for oil? More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Kerry Katona Picks Her Nose On A Podium
“She was on a podium dancing and her eyes were rolling around in the back of her head. She was stumbling about and her jaw was swinging, she was gurning so much.” More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
Chip Shape Kerry Katona "Batters" Her Accountant
Kerry Katona is arrested for “battering her accountant”. If true, was Kerry driven to it by constant speculation on her weight? Did a lack of fried food in her diet force Our Kerry over the edge? More »
27th, August 2009
Reviews
15
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi Dies
On the Anorak forums, convicted mass murderer Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, of Lockerbeie infamy, has only a few months to live. But we can reveal that has alredy died... More »
27th, August 2009
Celebrities
7 Katie Price Auditions For A New Peter Andre On TV Show
Katie Price and Peter Andre Divorce -andre Pinto tales of his secret sex with Jordan, Peter Andre gets another TV show, also secret, and Katie Price auditions for a new straight man... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Kerry Katona Arrested And Kept To Police Cells
Katona has been arrested and questioned over an allegation that she assaulted a man in Warrington. Katona is arrested in Warrington by Cheshire Police, the northern chapter of the Celebrity Police Force, who tells us... More »
26th, August 2009
Sports
1
West Ham And Millwall Fight Over Strictly Come Dancing
Trouble at the West Ham United v. Millwall game. Dance fans riot... More »
26th, August 2009
Key Posts
1 Ted Kennedy Killed By Obama Death Cult
Ted Kennedy is dead and the Barack Obama Death Cult realises that Obama is the last Kennedy standing. Chris Matthews says so. And the guns are primed... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Peter Andre Rumbles With Mohammad Ali
Peter Andre is to croon at Muhammad Ali, providing a sound track to the legendary boxer’s UK tour. The temptation is to suggest that Sentimental Peter’s singing will tap into any latent aggression Ali still harbours... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
5 Katie Price's Pregnancy Dilemma: Who's The Daddy?
Katie Price - Peter Andre Divorce: who is the father of Katie's child? Alex Reid? Andre Pinto? Peter Andre? Phil Turner and Gary Cockerill? We investigate... More »
26th, August 2009
Politicians
John Prescott's New Earth Deal Kills The Planet
Anorak was at the Rich Mix building in Bethnal Green, London to see John Prescott holding up his Blackberry to show off the 'New Earth Deal' climate change campaign website. Prezza then spoke about "chimate clange" and the causes of "globals warning"... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson's Mysterious Dr Robert And Paris Puts Her Hair In A Paper Bag
Michael Jackson Homicide Watch - Drug cocktails in wacked out Jacko, the Jackson brothers get their own reality TV series and Paris Jackson puts her hair in a paper bag... More »
26th, August 2009
Money
Microsoft Showcases New Black Employee Eradication Software
Sensitive to race issues, Microsoft has showcased its new black employee widget. Now you can work with black people without actually having to work with black people. More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Sex Video
In this week’s OK!, Twilight actress Kristen Stewart says she and co-star Robert Pattinson are not in love, a revelation that the magazine supports by way of picture of the pair moving in for a kiss and a sopruc sayign they are at it like vampire rabbits... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Rachel Stevens' And Alex Bourne's Honeymoon Orgy
Rachel Stevens honeymoon with new husband Alex Bourne is not so much a threesome – in yer face Eric Dane – but an orgy... More »
26th, August 2009
Politicians
2 John Prescott Declares Gore On China
Prescott is not appering on Strictly Come Dancing. What John Prescott is doing is lecturing the Chinese on global warming... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Kate Garraway's Superman Baby And Derek Draper's Four Leaf Clover
Kate: “He came out with his hands up above his head and the nurse said: ‘That’s unusual, he looks a little like Superman.” More »
26th, August 2009
Politicians
7
Ted Kennedy Takes Michael Jackson Secrets To Grave
Ted Kennedy is dead. But because no celebrity dies of natual causes in the US, we can says that he was murdered, possibly. Like Michael Jackson? More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson: Officer La Toya Jackson And Tito's TV Crime Show
Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - Officer La Toya Jackson's TV show investigates celebrity deaths... More »
26th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Farrah Fawcett, Ryan O'Neal And Redmond Star In New Reality TV Show
FARRAH Fawcett dies and careers are launched and reborn: former Mrs Rod Stewart and Mrs George Hamilton, Alana Stewart, publishes her Farrah & Me diary of Farrah’s death in My Journey With Farrah: A Story of Life, Love And Friendship; then Anorak’s Man in LA hears that Farrah’s lover Ryan O’Neal and Redmond, the son he shared with Fawcett, are to get their own reality TV show. It being what Farrah Fawcett would have wanted... More »
25th, August 2009
Money
2
East London Cash Machines Get Regional Dialects
In Commercial Street, close to gentrified Spitalfields Market in east London, bankers at the cash machine can withdraw their money guided by Cockney rhyming slang... More »
25th, August 2009
Reviews
Magazine Gives Away Free Marijuana
When you read Anorak you just get to know, but readers of KUSH LA is wooing the first 100 purchasers with a coupon redeemable against an 8th of marijuana. More »
25th, August 2009
Celebrities
42 La Toya Jackson Investigates Video Of Michael Jackson Alive In Coroner's Office
A new video of Jackson alive at the coroner's office and Our Man at the Michael Jackson Wake (& Bake) spots Officer La Toya Jackson of the LaPD closing in on a comeback career as the new voice of Michael Jackson - she's scheduled to speak in an interview on ABC followed by a bout of tag-team bitchiness on The View... More »
