25th, August 2009
Strange But True
5 Beware of the cows. Beware of the Nazi cows. Roaring cows are attacking Britons, and poisoning our Great British air over our Great British countryside. And they are in cahoots with the other herbivores... More »
25th, August 2009
Celebrities
5 Michael Jackson Homicide Watch - propofol is the choice of child abuse victims, killed by a "conflict of interest", the last days of Jackson timeline and Jackson's stomach opened... More »
25th, August 2009
Celebrities
In this week’s Hello! we learn that Coleen Rooney hosts a party in which her unborn baby was the “star party guest”, Angelina Jolie makes a return to Namibia, and Jason Durr gets his twins... More »
25th, August 2009
Celebrities
4 The more we see of ITV presenter Holly Willoughby the less likable she becomes. Happily for Holly, she’s been spending most of her time on ITV2, which means she is supremely popular. But now she’s landed a job as Fern Britton’s replacement on This Morning we will be seeing a lot more of Holly... More »
25th, August 2009
Key Posts
4 More news on is she / isn’t she runner Caster Semenya who has testosterone level three times higher than those normally expected in a female sample. More »
23rd, August 2009
Celebrities
19 Michael Jackson Watch - Jackson buried September 3, PAris's new private school and the King of Pop's Hitler obessesion... More »
23rd, August 2009
Celebrities
4 Simon Cowell's breast of chickens... More »
23rd, August 2009
Strange But True
Vallerillo-Sanchez, 39 of Omaha, Nebraska pleads “no contest” too the charge that he stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to pay for an abortion... More »
23rd, August 2009
Politicians
Education Minister Ian Wright brings shocking news to independent school pupils and their parents and guardians... More »
23rd, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Says VV BRown: "I don't really know what's going on in their relationship. That's between them. And I don't really care." More... More »
23rd, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Katie Price and Peter Andre Divorce: Katie Price's new man stars in "hardcore porn" film with children's telly star and Jordan is a "slag"... More »
23rd, August 2009
Celebrities
4 Kerry Katona has been filmed on teddy cam snorting cocaine/ Tamiflu/? Now we hear of her whistling nose and that Brian McFadden doesn't want her kidzzz. Read on... More »
23rd, August 2009
Madeleine McCann
25 Playing armchair detective is great fun but the story of Our Maddie has always been a single-thread narrative, lacking the multi-layering that TV executives enjoy. So here’s an episode of Law & Order to shows all parties how it should be done... More »
22nd, August 2009
Celebrities
Kari Ann Penish has issued a statement saying that she wants to be left lone, that her child abandonment issues mean she can no longer take a bath with less then two other people (mum? dad?) and that she thought Dr Dane could cure her... More »
22nd, August 2009
Celebrities
Carly Zucker is not most people’s idea of a footballer’s wife - if most people get their ideas of footballer’s wives from reading backcopies of Shoot! football magazine in which footballers always drive Ford Capris, have bubble perms and wives called Ann, who used to be a nurse... More »
22nd, August 2009
Reviews
The Guardian’s Alison Flood receives the Oxfam press release and gets her mind working... More »
22nd, August 2009
Reviews
2 How hard is to to con daytime TV viewers. Can't be that hard to pull the wool over the eyes of the institutionalised and drugged? But the BBC still managed to stuff up... More »
22nd, August 2009
Celebrities
1 To help tabloid reading footy fans make sense of the Ashes, the Sun looks at Lily Allen’s scorecard as “she spent the day rating the England cricket team ‘shag’ or ‘snog’” on the programme... More »
22nd, August 2009
Sports
1 West Ham United footballer Calum Davenport and his mother are both in a "serious condition" in hospital after being stabbed at their home in Bedford, Bedfordshire. More »
22nd, August 2009
Celebrities
4 Did the New York Post publish a picture of Jennifer Aniston’s vagina? More »
22nd, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Jennifer Aniston has people who hold fans for her to keep her hair from sticking to her forehead... More »
22nd, August 2009
Celebrities
Kerry Katona's cocaine allegations rock the news as Brian McFadden jets in to take a powder and do his bit for global warming... More »
"I was actually on that plane. So I could not have been talking to you had it blown up a week earlier”... More »
The Ashes might yet be England's. London's austrlian barstaff haare getting the drinks ready for the celebrations. But not yet, Freddie. Not yet... More »
22nd, August 2009
Key Posts
20 McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - when a missing child can make us laugh... More »
