19th, August 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson's Magic Book Of Memories Published
Your unique chance to understand the inner workings of Michael Jackson's mind - you must read this! More »
19th, August 2009
Celebrities
19th, August 2009
Reviews
3 Schoolgirls Commit Suicide By Sunbed, The Makings Of A Sun Newspaper Campaign
Fact: "Schoolgirls are killing themselves for a tan." And the Sun is here to stop them. We bring you the makings of media campaign... More »
19th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Amy Winehouse Upstages Fern Britton On Strictly Come Dancing
It's reality TV season and teh BBC lures Fern Britton with - can you guess? - and Amy Winehouse dances and sings for change... More »
19th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Peter Andre Heads Home To Australia
Look out girls and gonads, Peter Andre is heading back into the ITV jungle studio, where the first laid hands on Katie Price... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
Peter Andre And Sophie Chaudhary's "Electric Sexual Chemistry"
Sophie met Sentimental Peter at the Indian film awards ceremony in June, and “lusted after him”... More »
18th, August 2009
Strange But True
Dr Eric Dane's MRI Sex Organ Sex Tape Video
An MRI scan of a couple of having sex... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
Angie Everhart Introduces Baby Kayden And Magic Breasts
So Angie, how did you know you were up the duff? “My boobs told me!” More »
18th, August 2009
Reviews
4 German Holidaymakers' British-Style Sex Orgy At Mallorca Nightclub
Hands shoot up. Six men are chosen. Condoms are administered and on the command “Und Zer Off”, six Helmuts colonise a small sweaty unhygienic region of Spain... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
Madonna And Children's Italian Renaissance
To Italy, where Madonna is making her 51st birthday with a family get-together on a boat - pictures... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
3 Robbie Williams Has Celebrity Swine Flu
Robbie Williams is on-trend as he broadcasts his call to the doctor's... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Michael Jackson's Doctor Murray Linked To James Brown's Death
We investigate: Did Michael Jackson’s doctor “KILL” James Brown?” More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Kirstie Alley Dies on August 18 2013, Says Life And Death Calculator
Kirstie Alley dies on August 18 2013? That should give her plenty of impetus to lose that weight again and save the pall bearers having to put in the hard yards in the gym... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Hate Each Other
Did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “really HATE each other”? More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Kerry Katona Frozen To Death
Kerry Katona's looming death and falling into Iceland's chest freezer... More »
18th, August 2009
Celebrities
3 Katie Price Kidnapped On Twitter And Peter Andre Does Stand Up
Price and Peter Andre Divorce - Katie Price kidnap terror, Peter Andre is a comedy genius, Jordan is dead and Katie beats Peter in Twitter poll... More »
17th, August 2009
Celebrities
Paris Hilton Writes The Great American Tweet
According to US market research firm Pear Analytics four of every ten messages on Twitter 40% are "pointless babble"... More »
17th, August 2009
Key Posts
27 Obama Not Assassinated In Arizona With AR-15 Assault Rifle
Holy hell, Paul, live on the CNN news now (but not on internet yet) filming live a man in Arizona standing at a town meeting with Obama there with an AR15 (assault weapon) slung over his shoulder... More »
17th, August 2009
Reviews
2 Ronnie Biggs Springs Into Nursing Home
The ancient Greek poet Hesiod rooted the word Pegasus "spring, well". Or, in Biggs’ case, well sprung… More »
17th, August 2009
Celebrities
Chloe Madeley Is Charged In Hampstead
You roll a spliff. You roll a car. Cannabis is a gateway drug. All alleged, of course... More »
17th, August 2009
Celebrities
Katy Perry's God-Given Big Breasts, In Pictures
Want to see how Katy Perry's God rewards his true believers? More »
17th, August 2009
Reviews
2 Moses Mathias Is Britain's Most Wanted
£15 for a murderer - £1million for gem thief... life is cheap More »
17th, August 2009
Sports
2 Stade Francaise's New Rampantly Heterosexual Kit
The new Stade Francais Jersey confirms the idea that rugby union is the sport for men who are secure enough in their masculinity to stick their heads between another man’s thighs and yell “nice tackle” from the stands. More »
17th, August 2009
Reviews
Ham and Bacon Sandwiches Give You Cancer
The Mail seizes on the research, and readers get to hear from Marni Craze – nominative determinism at work again, folks – “children's education manager” for the charity. Craze has the science... More »
17th, August 2009
Celebrities
Russell Brand Pushed Into Trafalgar Square Fountain
Russell Brand can take a joke, as West Ham fans know. Sometimes he has trouble telling one but he can take one... More »
17th, August 2009
Politicians
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Gordon Brown Annoints New Summer Prime Minister
With Gordon Brown away, everyone who hasn’t called him names is allowed a turn at sitting at his desk and playing at being Prime Minister... Peter Mandelson had a turn at the helm. More »
