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17th, August 2009 Celebrities 16

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Join The Green Jet Set

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie highlight climate change by taking a private jet... More »

17th, August 2009 Celebrities 3

'Cocaine' Kerry Katona Flees To The Sun

After the sensational news that Kerry Katona snorts her bi-polar medication in her en-suite bathroom, or inhales cocaine, as the NOTW says, or whatever, the Sun announces... More »

17th, August 2009 Politicians 3

Sarah Palin Loses Presidency Wins Facebook

Maureen Dowd salutes the awesome power of Sarah Palin in the New York Times - imagine if Palin had the White Hosue and not just Facebook... More »

17th, August 2009 Celebrities

Frozen Michael Jackson Being Fed By A Bent Spoon

Michael Jackson Watch - Frozen Jackson is fred by a spoon as Sly Stone misses out and a new book hits the news... More »

17th, August 2009 Celebrities 6

Peter Andre Hit For Six As Katie Price Goes Mad in Dorset

Jordan goes mad in Dorset, Superdad Peter Andre is badly beaten by the Black Eyed Peas and sobs his way to a new relaity TV show... More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities 2

Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Do Katie Price And Peter

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron getting married, Levi Johnston naked, Peter Andre misses Katie Price, Britney Spears does the doggy and N-Dubz in panto... More »

16th, August 2009 Strange But True

Motola The Elephant Gets An Extra False Leg

Motola the elephant gets hatstand attached to body More »

16th, August 2009 Key Posts 1

Moderate Drinking Killed Michael Jackson

The definitive guide to moderate drinking - a must read for any drinker! More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities

Rumer Willis' 21st Birthday Party In Pictures

Rumer Willis celebrates with jelly, ice-cream and a photo opportunity... More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities 1

Lollapalooza Dancers Do The Wilson And Keppel Clockwork Boogaloo

The world's best dancer is live at the Lollapalooza festival: More »

16th, August 2009 Strange But True 3

Man Skins And Eats His Pet Pitbull

New Zealander Paea Taufa cooked his pet dog in a backyard pit. He cannot be prosecuted, because it was killed “humanely”... More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities 6

Katie Price Bans Harvey And 'Ruins' Peter Andre

Katie Price - Katie The Bad - vows to ruin Peter Andre - Pete The Good - hides Harvey in a birthday cake and bans her lover from sex... More »

16th, August 2009 Madeleine McCann 34

Madeleine McCann: Investigating The Detectives' Failings

Madeleine McCann Watch - Private detectives fail, Private detectives do PI and PR, and the Madeleine McCann Foundation are famous.. More »

16th, August 2009 Reviews 3

Swine Flu Vaccine Rots Your Brain, Scientists Say

Swine Flu vaccine triggers brain disease! More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities

Jade Goody's Spirit Wants To Smack Jack Tweed?

“I'm torn between wanting to smack him and shake him"... More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities

Kerry Katona Takes 'Cocaine' In Her En Suite Bathroom

For Kerry Katona life follows art, as the News of The World watches the star of the MTV show Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love taking “cocaine” and going “mad”... More »

16th, August 2009 Celebrities 1

Jade Goody Presents Pride Of Heaven Awards

Jade Goody's eating an ambrosia kebab in nectar curry sauce. She’s singing a duet with Michael Jackson. She’s hanging out with Jesus Matzo Balls, Shiva Poppadom and Mohammed Two Chicken Madras And A Pint of Pernod... More »

15th, August 2009 Celebrities

The Most Controversial Michael Jackson Tributes

Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - the Live Forever Monument... More »

15th, August 2009 Strange But True 1

Fresh Chicken At McDonalds

This is what the end of the world looks like - chickens queue to place their order at a McDonald's drive thru... More »

15th, August 2009 Reviews 2

The Barclaycard World Freerunning Championships

Nothing freeer than Barclaycard, which will give you credit and should you not pay the bill in full feel free to charge you a fantastic rate of interest... More »

15th, August 2009 Sports

Paul Gascoigne's Tribute Poem To Bobby Robson

Paul Gascoigne has penned a poem to his former England manager Sir Bobby Robson. It's called: "To Sir Bobby from Daft as a Brush"... More »

15th, August 2009 Madeleine McCann 87

McCanns To 'Sue' The Madeleine Foundation

"McCanns to sue" The Madeleine Foundation "over leaflet distributed in their OWN VILLAGE blaming them for Madeleine's disappearance"... More »

15th, August 2009 Sports

Robert Plant Introduces Today's Premier League Photos

On the opening day of the Premier League season Robert Plant is being made a vice president of Wolverhampton Wanderers.... More »

15th, August 2009 Reviews

Michael Jackson's Sea Shell Eatery Gutted By Fire, Sienna Miller Has Alibi

The Sea Shell, Michael Jackson's favourite London fish and chip shop, is burnt in a fire - which is ironic... More »

15th, August 2009 Celebrities

Patrick Wolf's Hissy Fit Pop

Before we get to Patrick Wolf's on-stage tantrum - and the England cricket has played worse pie chuckers - a few words from the singer... More »