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15th, August 2009 Celebrities 2

Paris Jackson's 'Aunt' Slams Mark Lester And Gary's Michael Jackson Memorial

Mark Lester's ex-wife says Paris Jackson not his, Mark Lester is "nuts" and Gary pays for the Jackson memorial show... More »

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Madeleine McCann Is Hijacked

The 'Madeleine Foundation' leaflet Kate And Gerry McCanns' home town. It's the Third Summer of Maddie and the ghouls are conducting a witch hunt... More »

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'Despicable' Katie Price's C*nt And Dignified Peter Andre Sobs

Peter andre calls Katie Price "despicable"; Katie calls her old agent a "cunt"; Peter sobs and the cameras record the truce for posterity... More »

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Gay George Michael 'Dead'

The truth about George Michael's car accident... More »

15th, August 2009 Celebrities

Heidi Montag's 20 Orgasms A Day Telethon

Montag, the US TV reality star, is hosting a sponsored tel;thon in which Bible students will make a pledge for every orgasm her husband Spencer Pratt adminsters in her person: More »

14th, August 2009 Politicians

Barack Obama Will Be Assassinated In Secret

The Barack Obama Death Cult is on whisper mode following a missive from The Corner’s Kathryn Jan Lopez... More »

14th, August 2009 Reviews

Graff Robbers Claim £1million Reward

Here's your chance to get rich quick... and run for your life, and keep on running... More »

14th, August 2009 Celebrities

Jude Law Crafts His Looks For Rachel Stevens' Wedding

This week in OK! - Rachel Stevens learns to walk the aisle, Suzi Walker WAGs and Jude Law on Jude Law... More »

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Sophie Reade's Breasts Outgrow Big Brother

Big Brother sensation as Sophie Reade’s breasts grow before your eyes. More »

14th, August 2009 Reviews

The Greatest Picture Caption Ever

See the picture... The read the caption at the end... More »

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Madeleine McCann Missing In Cyprus

German in "absolute panic on Wednesday morning, when they awoke to find their 10-year-old son had disappeared"... More »

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George Clooney Give Mark Wahlberg The Gift Of Fear

Don’t bother guessing, it’s a rhetorical question. What Clooney gave Whalberg was an insight into his issues. More »

14th, August 2009 Sports

Cricketer Takes On Tiger In Cage Fight

New extreme form of cricket claims first life... More »

14th, August 2009 Reviews

Babies Born Addicted To Swine Flu

Baby born with swine flu! More »

14th, August 2009 Strange But True

Man Breaks Into Neighbour's Home And Trims Pubic Hair

, Manuel Gonzalez broke into a neighbour’s house and set about trimming his own pubic hair... More »

14th, August 2009 Celebrities

Val Kilmer's Chaos Experiment Kills Cinema Audiences

Val Kilmer's new film, the Chaos Experiment, is, the greatest global warming movie never seen. Which is a shame when you learn of the plot... More »

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Michael Jackson Tribute Show Kicks Off Premier League

Michael Jackson Watch: Rio Ferdinand and Anton's tribute, Tinchy Stryder denies, Jackson beats Elvis and Officer La Toya Jackson (LA PD) gets her man... More »

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Amy Winehouse Talks To Blake Through Her Pussy

Winehouse is speaking to Blaaaaaake on Facebook through her cat Shirley's profile. Read what the pussy has to say... More »

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Susan Boyle Sings On Alan Carr's Chatty Man

Susan Boyle is on Channel 4, appearing with Alan Carr, the product of Eric Morecambe’s coupling with Larry Grayson... More »

14th, August 2009 Strange But True

The Lake Minnewanka Squirrel

Is that a squirrel in your pocket or..? More »

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Pictures Of Ralph The Penguin In A Wetsuit

Ralph the Humboldt penguin has been fitted with a wetsuit. Why? Want to find out..? More »

14th, August 2009 Celebrities

Les Paul Joins Celebrity Death Watch

The celebrity landfill is a sign of the great talent recession... More »

13th, August 2009 Reviews

Flashmob Form Queue At Liverpool Street Station

A Flashmob form a queue at Liverpool Street station after delays to train services due to strike action... More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities

Lady Gaga Says Bondage Makes You Gay

To turn the world gay, Gaga poses nude with a skeleton, appears wrapped head-to-toe in bondage bandages, and languishes in a coffin smoking a ciggie... More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities

Bar Refaeli Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Pictures

No burkini for Ms Rafaeli, who is opts for the trim speedo-style swimwear to keep her on top of her game... More »