15th, August 2009
Celebrities
2 Paris Jackson's 'Aunt' Slams Mark Lester And Gary's Michael Jackson Memorial
Mark Lester's ex-wife says Paris Jackson not his, Mark Lester is "nuts" and Gary pays for the Jackson memorial show... More »
15th, August 2009
Celebrities
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15th, August 2009
Madeleine McCann
36 Madeleine McCann Is Hijacked
The 'Madeleine Foundation' leaflet Kate And Gerry McCanns' home town. It's the Third Summer of Maddie and the ghouls are conducting a witch hunt... More »
15th, August 2009
Celebrities
4 'Despicable' Katie Price's C*nt And Dignified Peter Andre Sobs
Peter andre calls Katie Price "despicable"; Katie calls her old agent a "cunt"; Peter sobs and the cameras record the truce for posterity... More »
15th, August 2009
Celebrities
7 Gay George Michael 'Dead'
The truth about George Michael's car accident... More »
15th, August 2009
Celebrities
Heidi Montag's 20 Orgasms A Day Telethon
Montag, the US TV reality star, is hosting a sponsored tel;thon in which Bible students will make a pledge for every orgasm her husband Spencer Pratt adminsters in her person: More »
14th, August 2009
Politicians
Barack Obama Will Be Assassinated In Secret
The Barack Obama Death Cult is on whisper mode following a missive from The Corner’s Kathryn Jan Lopez... More »
14th, August 2009
Reviews
Graff Robbers Claim £1million Reward
Here's your chance to get rich quick... and run for your life, and keep on running... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
Jude Law Crafts His Looks For Rachel Stevens' Wedding
This week in OK! - Rachel Stevens learns to walk the aisle, Suzi Walker WAGs and Jude Law on Jude Law... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Sophie Reade's Breasts Outgrow Big Brother
Big Brother sensation as Sophie Reade’s breasts grow before your eyes. More »
14th, August 2009
Reviews
The Greatest Picture Caption Ever
See the picture... The read the caption at the end... More »
14th, August 2009
Madeleine McCann
3 Madeleine McCann Missing In Cyprus
German in "absolute panic on Wednesday morning, when they awoke to find their 10-year-old son had disappeared"... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 George Clooney Give Mark Wahlberg The Gift Of Fear
Don’t bother guessing, it’s a rhetorical question. What Clooney gave Whalberg was an insight into his issues. More »
14th, August 2009
Sports
Cricketer Takes On Tiger In Cage Fight
New extreme form of cricket claims first life... More »
14th, August 2009
Strange But True
Man Breaks Into Neighbour's Home And Trims Pubic Hair
, Manuel Gonzalez broke into a neighbour’s house and set about trimming his own pubic hair... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
Val Kilmer's Chaos Experiment Kills Cinema Audiences
Val Kilmer's new film, the Chaos Experiment, is, the greatest global warming movie never seen. Which is a shame when you learn of the plot... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
3 Michael Jackson Tribute Show Kicks Off Premier League
Michael Jackson Watch: Rio Ferdinand and Anton's tribute, Tinchy Stryder denies, Jackson beats Elvis and Officer La Toya Jackson (LA PD) gets her man... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
1 Amy Winehouse Talks To Blake Through Her Pussy
Winehouse is speaking to Blaaaaaake on Facebook through her cat Shirley's profile. Read what the pussy has to say... More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
84 Susan Boyle Sings On Alan Carr's Chatty Man
Susan Boyle is on Channel 4, appearing with Alan Carr, the product of Eric Morecambe’s coupling with Larry Grayson... More »
14th, August 2009
Strange But True
The Lake Minnewanka Squirrel
Is that a squirrel in your pocket or..? More »
14th, August 2009
Strange But True
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Pictures Of Ralph The Penguin In A Wetsuit
Ralph the Humboldt penguin has been fitted with a wetsuit. Why? Want to find out..? More »
14th, August 2009
Celebrities
Les Paul Joins Celebrity Death Watch
The celebrity landfill is a sign of the great talent recession... More »
13th, August 2009
Reviews
Flashmob Form Queue At Liverpool Street Station
A Flashmob form a queue at Liverpool Street station after delays to train services due to strike action... More »
13th, August 2009
Celebrities
Lady Gaga Says Bondage Makes You Gay
To turn the world gay, Gaga poses nude with a skeleton, appears wrapped head-to-toe in bondage bandages, and languishes in a coffin smoking a ciggie... More »
13th, August 2009
Celebrities
Bar Refaeli Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Pictures
No burkini for Ms Rafaeli, who is opts for the trim speedo-style swimwear to keep her on top of her game... More »
