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13th, August 2009 Strange But True 1

Nuns Chase Down Armed Burglar

Sister Catrina sees the man. Is that a gun in his hand? Sister Catrina always gets her man, when given a following wind and the chance... More »

13th, August 2009 Key Posts 6

Madeleine McCann Spotted On Camber Sands And The Funniest Our Maddie Joke Ever

Maddie spotted on Camber Sands, the funniest Our Maddie joke ever, Tracey Connelly and Rhonda Wyllie explains... More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities 5

An Invitation To Pop Hannah Montana's Cherries

Psst! Want to pop Miley Cyrus's cherry? Here's your chance? More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities

The Ladyboys of Bangkok In Fringe Pictures

Old Mr Anorak, our patron, thinks it great that the United Kingdom has such a fine balance of trade – London gets the Scottish drinks; Edinburgh gets budding drama luvvies and crystal meth. More »

13th, August 2009 Reviews

The Most Bizarre Holiday Complaints

~The Five Biggest Holiday Complaints, as reported by British Embassies for Bigger Breasts... More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities 8

Katie Price Inflates Chantelle As Peter Andre Ends It All

Price and Peter Andre divorce: Chantelle Houghton's promoted at Princess Tiaamii's birthday, Jordan's upset, Jordan the TV mogul and Peter Andre will not say anything more about it LIVE on Sky News... More »

13th, August 2009 Reviews 6

Kasabian Catch Celebrity Swine Flu

Swine Flu – Kasabian’s Tom Meighan has celebrity swine flu and the Tamiflu terrors grip Middle England… More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities 1

Jade Goody's New Reality TV Show Stars Jack Tweed, Katie Price And Kerry Katona

Keeping Down With the Goodys will feature Kerry Katona and Katie Price, and musak by Peter Andre... More »

13th, August 2009 Celebrities 1

Tracey Connelly's Lesbian Lover And Baby P's Flesh

Peter Connelly, Tracey Connelly, Steven Barker and Jason Barker in the news - Tracey's lesbian fling, evil flesh and Rose West... More »

12th, August 2009 Celebrities

Recording Starts At Guy Ritchie's Punchbowl Pub Movie

The sounds of braying and the snap of camera shutters closing are causing a bit of a waxed Barbour and getting in the locals’ Latvian au pair at Guy Ritchie's Punchbowl pub.. More »

12th, August 2009 Strange But True 6

Virgin Mary's Image Appears In Used Condom

Virgin Mary appears as a vision in spent condom... More »

12th, August 2009 Politicians 4

Drivers Encouraged To Run Down Schoolchildren

Outside Avenue Primary School in Leicester, council bosses have stationed new bollards made to look like children... More »

12th, August 2009 Celebrities 8

Michael Jackson's Glass Coffin To Go On Tour

Michael Jackson Watch - Helena is Blanket's mum, Vienna tribute show, Madonna and Whitney Houston pull out and the Halloween spectacular... More »

12th, August 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson's Egyptian Model Lookalike In Pictures

Show me the mummy -Michael Jackson goes on display in Chicago... More »

12th, August 2009 Reviews

Countless Injured In Blackpool Roller Coaster Accident

Blackpool thrill seekers in roller coaster horror ride... More »

12th, August 2009 Madeleine McCann 5

Madeleine McCann Spotted In Sweden

Madeleine McCann Watch: Maddie spotted in Sweden! More »

12th, August 2009 Reviews 7

New Yorkers Get The Sperm Facial Beauty Treatment

New Yorkers line up for a sperm facial... More »

12th, August 2009 Reviews

Celebrity Swine Flu With GMTV's Andrew Castle

Swine Flu & Me... More »

12th, August 2009 Celebrities 2

Dignified Peter Andre Slams Katie Price's Strawberry Ripples

Finally, dignified Peter Andre speaks out - again and again and... More »

12th, August 2009 Key Posts 11

Tracey Connelly's Keep-Fit Video, Baby P's Dad Sues And The Sun Owns Peter Connelly's Soul

Anroak's round-up of Peter Connelly, Tracey Connelly, Steven Barker and Jason Barker in the news - new prisons, new identities, Baby P's father to sue Haringey, social workers sue and The Sun's new grave grab... More »

12th, August 2009 Celebrities

Jennifer Lopez's Heart Breaks For Her Missing Children

This week in Hello! – Donna Karen’s home therapy suite, Jennifer Lopez at 40 and kidzzz, Alexandra Richards models and Kirsty Gallagher pukes... More »

11th, August 2009 Celebrities

PETA: Nia Long Fights The Fur Holocaust, Ronald McDonald Eats Children And Fat Vegetarians

new dumb Animal of the month is actress Nia Long, who refuses to wear fur, but, as D-listed notes, “she's okay with wearing ten million layers of Photoshop!”... More »

11th, August 2009 Politicians 4

Barack Obama Not Killed By Armed Man In New Hampshire

Gawker spots a man with a pistol strapped to his leg waiting for Barack Obama to arrive at a townhall meeting in New Hampshire... More »

11th, August 2009 Reviews

£40million Graff Jewellery Robbers Captured

Breaking news on the Graff jewllery robbery... More »

11th, August 2009 Strange But True 1

Lucky The Duck Gets New Shoes

Limping duck's mum buys him new shoes... More »