1st, August 2009
Reviews
1 With no shark sighted off the coast of Bridlington and no celebrity death With for over a week, the tabloids are grateful to Islamic extremists - "Anjem Choudary's cohorts" - for saying that the Queen should be prosecuted for Genocide. More »
1st, August 2009
Celebrities
3 Jackson Watch: Baby P's mum tells of the Micahel Jackson she knew... More »
1st, August 2009
Key Posts
2 Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Jamie Neale and Our Maddie... More »
31st, July 2009
Money
Haslam, 51, stole £52,000 from her nephew Robert Simpson’s trust fund, set up by his father - her brother - shortly before he died... More »
Classic stuff from the web classic... More »
31st, July 2009
Key Posts
Tranmere Rovers is for sale on eBay. Starting bid $10million... More »
31st, July 2009
Reviews
It's 25 years since the miners' strike. A silver jubilee. But no celebrations... More »
31st, July 2009
Celebrities
1 Pop acorn Peter Andre today arrives at the High Court where he won his libel case against The Sunday People. More »
Readers may have noticed that Barack Obama, the most over-promoted man since Prince Edward became Seconder of the First Windsor Cubs, is mutating into Tony Blair... More »
31st, July 2009
Strange But True
To the waters, and into a bikini that dissolves in water... More »
31st, July 2009
Sports
1 Former England manager Sir Bobby Robson has died. More »
31st, July 2009
Celebrities
Tyra looks just like the models you see in the windows of fancy shops... More »
31st, July 2009
Key Posts
On Twitter, Tottenham Hotspur striker (allegedly) Darren Bent is pushing for move to mighty Sunderland by opining: More »
31st, July 2009
Reviews
2 Purdy has forced the Crown Prosecution Service to reveal under what circumstances her husband could be prosecuted if he she took her own life at the Dignitas euthanasia clinic in Switzerland... More »
31st, July 2009
Reviews
1 Hey kids, listen up: the swine flu drug Tamiflu gives you nightmares. So what’s it to be, kids: growing a snout and dying squealing like a pig or nightmares of the most terrible kind? More »
Lawyers representing Boston police Officer Justin Barrett says their client didn't intend to express bigoted views when he called Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. a "banana-eating jungle monkey". More »
31st, July 2009
Celebrities
Samantha Burke is the woman giving birth to Jude Law’s fourth child. Sophia Burke will be born on October 6 2009. More »
30th, July 2009
Celebrities
This week, one of ‘I’m’ Noirin and Marcus Saxondale will be leaving the house... More »
30th, July 2009
Celebrities
1 To commemorate the release of GI Joe: The Rise of the Cobra, there’s a new figurine of Sienna Miller’s character, The Baroness. More »
30th, July 2009
Reviews
1 Michael Jackson does Kate Moss does Pete Doherty does Ian Rankin... More »
30th, July 2009
Celebrities
Simpson says she will not take back the $100,000 boat she gave her ex-lover Tomy Romo because she's not an "Indian giver". UK readers may wonder what an Indian giver is, believing it's what follows a dodgy Indian take-away. More »
30th, July 2009
Celebrities
Spelling proves that when Beverly Hills 90210 died, and then TV producer father Aaron Spelling was cut in series 83, she could still find work as an actress of repute and talent. And maybe – maybe – she can be the waxy ears of Q-Tips... More »
30th, July 2009
Celebrities
5 Hannah Montana is coming of age, and to celebrate the star’s developments we bring you the Hannah Montana guitar gums... More »
30th, July 2009
Reviews
Eva Mendes is too sexy for her clothes, Obama marks Tish B'Av, Katherine Jackson wins custody of the Jackson three and becomes Octogenarian Mom... More »
