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30th, July 2009 Sports 1

England Call Up I. C. Rain In Ashes Test

England's Ashes campaign going to plan... More »

30th, July 2009 Politicians 2

Forgers Produce First Fake ID Card

The ID cards – or are Organised Identity Theft, as Old Mr Anorak terms them – are showcased by Home Secretary Alan Johnson at St Pancras Station in London... More »

30th, July 2009 Celebrities 4

Michael Jackson's Secret Son In Hiding

Omer Bhatti says he is not Michael Jackson’s son. So who is? Joe Jackson states that Jackson has another son. More »

30th, July 2009 Reviews

Breaking News From Sky News

Amazing news! More »

30th, July 2009 Celebrities

Russell Brand's Twisted Knickers

Amazing pictures of Russell Brand and a leather-selling stunna! More »

30th, July 2009 Celebrities 5

Katie Price's Lover In OK! Drugs Swoop

Katie Price's non-lover lover in non-crime crime... More »

30th, July 2009 Reviews

Kyle Sandilands Knows More People Who Have Been Raped

More on the on-air 'rape' of a minor for our entertainment on Australian radio’s Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O. show. Having probed a 14-year-old about her drugs and sex life - she says she was raped at 12 – caring Kyle leaves the therapy suite to explain... More »

30th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Mel Gibson 'Attacks' Fan In Club

Anorak's pals at Hollyscoop claim Mel Gibson attacked a man trying to take picture of him. More »

30th, July 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson: Danny Gans' Death, Kai Chase And Jacko's New Autobiography

Jackson Watch: Jackson’s chef Kai Chase speaks again, Jackson's new autobiography, Zoe Hunter and Danny Gans... More »

30th, July 2009 Reviews 7

Former British Jihadi Hassan Butt Fined For Racism

Former jihadi Butt has been found guilty in Greater Manchester of making racist remarks: he called police officers “white redneck hooligans”... More »

29th, July 2009 Celebrities 3

Swedish Law Prevents Parents Naming Their Child After Michael Jackson

Jackson Tribute Watch: Swedish tax office reject parents bid to name their daughterMichael... More »

29th, July 2009 Strange But True 4

Man Convicted For Hitting Paedophile Seen Seducing His Child

In Blenheim, New Zealand, a father is convicted and fined $1000 for assaulting a 23-year-old man who "wanted to have sex" with his 13-year-old daughter... More »

29th, July 2009 Celebrities 8

Michael Jackson's Last Meal

Dr Jackson Watch: Jackson’s chef Kai Chase speaks out about Dr Conrad Murray, Oxygen and cooking the book... More »

29th, July 2009 Strange But True

Chinese Rabbit Addicted To Far Eastenders

A pet rabbit in China loves South Korean soap operas so much she attacks her owners if they change the channel... More »

29th, July 2009 Reviews

Audrey Barfield Emerges From The Toxic Soup

There will be a film made about Audrey Barfield... More »

29th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Megan Fox Sex Tape Leaked On August 4th

On August the 4th Fox will be nowhere - apart from in her leaked sex tape. But August 4th is International No Megan Fox Day... More »

29th, July 2009 Celebrities

Madonna Is 69 Years Old

Madonna is 69 years old. Really. The arms have it... More »

29th, July 2009 Strange But True 6

Stag Night Stripper Accused Of Accidentally Raping Best Man

Stripper Linda Maree Naggs, 40, argues that the rape of the best man at a Stage night party was an accident... More »

29th, July 2009 Reviews

World's Oldest Pot Plant Is Re-Potted

Pete Doherty observes world's oldest pot plant... More »

29th, July 2009 Reviews

TV Weather Girl Drowns In The Rain

TUNED into Indian TV, we hear and the weather girl's news report that it is raining. The rain is wet.. More »

29th, July 2009 Sports 1

Cristiano Ronaldo's First Dive For Real Madrid

How very reassuring - some thing remain the same, only the outfit changes... More »

29th, July 2009 Reviews 2

Met Office Alters Its "Barbcue Summer" Prediction

The Met Office is to issue a revised forecast following its claim in April that the UK was "odds-on for a barbecue summer". More »

29th, July 2009 Celebrities 5

Katie Price Bursts Over Peter Andre

In this week's OK! magazine: "JORDAN EXPLODES!” It had to happen. The human body can only take so much pressure... More »

29th, July 2009 Celebrities

Big Brother Sree Cuts His Wrists

Big Brother housemate Sree Dasari has slashed his wrists. Sree's TV CV and his state of mind might not be connected. But, still, the Sun calls it a “cry for help”. More »

29th, July 2009 Politicians 4

David Cameron Says Nine Tory MPs Are Twats

He said it on Absolute Radio and it was reported by Sky News. More »