The Susan Boyle Statue
Boyle Watch: July through to August are the Dog Days for British media. When a child goes missing, the excitement is palpable... More »
Boyle Watch: July through to August are the Dog Days for British media. When a child goes missing, the excitement is palpable... More »
This Week In The National Enquirer: Michael Jackson died three times, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, Britney Spears kidnap fears and Jessica Simpson deflates... More »
The tabloids continue to jump all over Katie Price, aka Jordan, like a toddler trapped on a trampoline with a fat kid it just can’t get off. More »
The Mirror calls them “bungling cops”. But Anorak readers will recognise them for what they are: the Celebrity Police Force. Their mission is to be photographed with as many famous people as possible. Today, the CPF meets Jermain Defoe... More »
Introducing the official poster and package deal to the official first paid event - Steve Freiss's Las Vegas show - that exploits (surely "pays tribute to"? -ed) the death of Jackson. More »
Octomum Clown Car Vagina is making money. And TMZ is doing the maths - badly. Anorak's Man in The Circus Tent looks on... More »
Mohammed do we call Mohammed Ajmal Amir Kasab, aka Mohammad Ajmal Amir Qasab, aka Ajmal Amir Kasav, is a terorist who played a role in the Mumbai attacks... More »
Diez, an Asheville, North Carolina firefighter, was so concerned that a cyclist was riding along a bust road with his child that he shot him... More »
With the London 2012 Olympics in the news, TV watchers can once more see the Ultralase advert featuring Olympians Jonathan Edwards and Steve Redgrave... More »
Rhys Moorehead is missing: Anorak's at -a-glance look at the news coverage. More »
Police are "increasingly concerned" about the five-year-old boy who was last seen playing in his grandparents' garden in Celandine Close, Marton, Middlesbrough this morning... More »
The sign to Business Highway 51, aka Buisness 51, in Rothschild (Rothschield) and Schofield (Schofeild), Wisconsin, spells the word “exit” correctly. More »
Ryan O'Neal might have had good reason to attempt to marry Farrah Fawcett on her deathbed: he was not mentioned in Farrah's will... More »
Madonna, boyfriend Jesus Luz and friends are seen arriving at Zaragoza, Spain. Having given up on being as big as God, Madonna is now dating his son... More »
Biased BBC? Nothing of it... More »
Michael Jackson Tribute Watch: you’ve had your vibrating thrills, spread the butter and now you can take part in The Michael Jackson Tribute Portrait – because every dot is a person… More »
Can condoms make good fashion? Or is a condom solely to be worn as a hat? More »
The last zebra in Gaza’s Yet Marah Zoo is a donkey with painted black and white stripes... More »
For the first Save The World Awards, we journey by plane, foot and piggyback to the Zwentendorf Nuclear Power Plant in Lower Austria, a place built but never used. More »
Michael Jackson on Lupus & MJ, Jackson's ghost talks to Amy Winehouse, Omer Bhatti and his "eco-friendly lyrics"... More »
Blake Fiedler-Civil tells Sun readers “AMY 'DIED' IN MY ARMS” and joins his name to a the list of Great British literary drug addicts, we hear from that other man in Winehouse’s life, her dad Mitch... More »
To St James' Park, where Paul Gascoigne’s England has defeated Germany 3-2... More »
Candy Spelling is writing another chapter in her own sitcom. She has form... More »
RIP Harry Patch. For you trench warfare was trench warfare. For the Nettle Warrior last fighter competition the Battle of the Somme is an obstacle course near Wolverhampton... More »
Jackson Tribute Watch: Jackson’s hair is to be turned into diamonds... More »