23rd, July 2009
Key Posts
Having brought you Cock Soup – The 28 Smuttiest Foods Ever, Old Mr Anorak’s annual stock take of the Anderson Shelter brings you Creme Betweens – food laced with innuendo... More »
22nd, July 2009
Celebrities
Andrews, a blonde US sports caster who used to be cheerleader, is allegedly, the object of a sex tape, footage filmed though a – get this – peephole. Anorak’s Man in LA picks up his drill and squints anew... More »
Scare Stories: The Daily Mail scours news wires, medical reports and research notes for grim news, and finally its quest bears dividends - Killer French Chipmunks and Swine Flu Foriegners... More »
22nd, July 2009
Celebrities
1 Ah, the smell of Winehouse. Anorak can confide that right now a team of scrape-ologists are relieving the Winehouse sheets of their top layer of detritus and distilling the composite flakes with a dash of secret ingredient “X”, a tincture obtainable for Matt the Talc’s lock-up, Kentish Town... More »
Acosta performs Spartacus (solos Act I and II) during at photocall and dress rehearsal at the London Coliseum in central London... More »
22nd, July 2009
Fashion
Reasons to be cheerful: The death of Crocs... More »
Sienna Miller is the star of the new film GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. It’s a challenging role that should defy Miller being typecast as a blonde girlfriend... More »
22nd, July 2009
Reviews
4 Four years since Jean Charles de Menezes was killed on the London Tube by police, a protest takes place outside Stockwell Station, scene of his death... More »
The conversation turns to if the children can be left in the family apartment - in a secure development with guards; the youngest child is 7. And who should pop into the conversation but Our Maddie.. More »
22nd, July 2009
Strange But True
2 To the Curry Lounge, where proprietor Arfan Razak and staff and endeavouring to set a new Guinness World Record for the tallest tower of poppadoms... More »
22nd, July 2009
Strange But True
Mats Fagerholm, a 35-year-old Swedish flasher, is a victim of nominative determinism... More »
22nd, July 2009
Reviews
To Australia, where three-year-old Aleyra is making the ultimate sacrifice for climate change: she is selflessly wetting the bed... More »
22nd, July 2009
Reviews
Aldrin, the second man on the moon, disagrees with a man who says he wasn't. Thanks to satelite technology - which is also not real - broadcasts of Aldrin's reply are available the world over... More »
22nd, July 2009
Celebrities
Rourke is spotted leaving the Wellington Club, London, where he has been sampling the tinctures with Leonardo Dicaprio... More »
22nd, July 2009
Celebrities
14 Is Omer Bhatti Michael Jackson's fourth child. Third child. Second child. Only child? Seventy fifth child. Anorak investigates... More »
Pictures of the Solar eclipse seen in southwest China's Chongqing Municipality, at 9:19 a.m. on July 22, 2009... More »
22nd, July 2009
Reviews
Corporate gossip site TMZ has moved into television with Beyond Twisted. It’s a show that was a popular, as, well, TMZ’s snappers. The executive producer has already been axed. What now? More »
Gerrard appears in court to face trial over his alleged involvement in a nightclub brawl. The Liverpool and England player faces a single charge of affray at Liverpool Crown Court... More »
Sven Goran Eriksson approached to take a “senior role” at Notts Country... More »
21st, July 2009
Madeleine McCann
4 The Blackpool Gazette has news on Raymond Hewlett, a man linked by media and sources with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. Hewlett, an Our Maddie victim... More »
To Knowsley Safari Park, Merseyside, where the locals are breaking into car rooftop luggage boxes with a number of families having to watch helplessly as hairy hands grabbed their clothes and vanished up the park's trees with them. More »
21st, July 2009
Reviews
Aiden Williams "overdosed" on the Nicorette gum haded out to teach children to stop smoking at Menzies High School Science College in West Bromwich, West Midlands. More »
21st, July 2009
Celebrities
2 Auditions are underway for the new A Team film, and in the running to play BA is Tiny Iron, the only Brit shortlisted for the par... More »
Will Ed Miliband, the Secretary of State for Energy, step in to the row at Vestas Wind Systems factory in Newport, Isle of Wight where around 20 staff are staging a sit-in protest following the company's announcement to close the wind turbine manufacturing plant with the loss of all 625 jobs at the end of July? More »
21st, July 2009
Celebrities
2 Mr Jade Goody, continues his mission to become a bona fide celebrity by telling New! magazine readers of his sex with a glamour model... More »
