Swine Flu Kills British Soldiers In Afghanistan
Swine flu wipres out war on terror... More »
17th, July 2009
Reviews
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17th, July 2009
Celebrities
3 Michael Jackson Changed His Name To Runaway Lad For New Song
Jackson’s bid to wrest the title of Most Prolific Corpse from rapper Tupak Shakur kicks off with a new song A Place With No Name. More »
17th, July 2009
Reviews
Ricky Hatton Has Celebrity Swine Flu
Celebrity Swine Flu, with Ricky Hatton. With swine flu rife and threatnign to kill us all it offer the perfect tabloid blend of scare story and celebrity photo opportunity... More »
17th, July 2009
Sports
1 Richard Gasquet's Cocaine Excuse Blows Martina Hingis
Gasquet plays tennis for more then two weeks a year and, thus, as a professional is banned from taking cocaine - he tested positive for in May and was duly banned from the game for two years. More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
22 Michael Jackson's Dad Used To 'Kick Him In The Testicles'
Jackson Watch: Anorak's Man high in the Hollywood Hills hear why Michael Jackson was sterile, allegedly... More »
16th, July 2009
Key Posts
7 FBI Scuppers Plot To Break Bernie Madoff Free From Jail
Madoff is rumoured to have been the inspiration for an alleged plot to bust him out of Butner Federal Prison in North Carolina... More »
16th, July 2009
Strange But True
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Suicidal Pigeon Shuts Peterborough
To Peterborough where a pigeon has committed suicide and closed the town centre... More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
1 Peter Andre And Katie Price Rebranded As Tits 4 Tats
“I hope people don't think that (miscarriage) would be behind our split. There's a lot of reasons why we split up.” More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
Exclusive Video Of Coleen And Wayne Rooney's New Reality TV Show
Coleen Rooney and her footballer Wayne Rooney are to star in a new fly-in-the-spit TV documentary. Anorak brings you the first scene... More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
2 Michael Jackson's Madame Tussaud's Statue Catches Fire
Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson is dead and today’s tribute features the great entertainer dancing about with his head on fire in the manner of an aroused Chelsea football hooligan... More »
16th, July 2009
Reviews
3 By George! England Cricketers Spray Official Ashes Perfume
By George! features a symphony of the nation’s most evocative smells in an eminently wearable fragrance. The eclectic blend opens with a refreshing cup of camomile tea. The... More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
1 Big Brother Housemate Gets Lost
Boil washed Vanessa Feltz harridan Nikki Grahame comments on Big Brother for OK! magazine, it being the show on which she made her name and frame (she is a celebrity anorexic)... More »
16th, July 2009
Sports
Jonathan Trott Catches Ed Joyce In His Trousers
The batsman Ed Joyce is caught out at short leg by Jonathan Trott's trouser pocket... More »
16th, July 2009
Strange But True
2 Armless Man Arrested For Driving With No Hands
In Jimo, Shandong province, China, Liu is being cautioned by police for driving his motorbike with no hands nor arms – literally. More »
16th, July 2009
Sports
Danica Patrick's Tattoo At ESPY Awards
To the annual ESPY Awards in which US sports channel ESPN puts the media at the centre of sporting excellence, bestowing awards to people who spend their lives collecting awards in an actual competition. More »
16th, July 2009
Strange But True
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Germany Removes Baron-Cohen's Bruno From School Books
In Germany, educationists in Hamburg have ordered a character in children’s book called Bruno to be renamed Aydan... More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
13 Tito Jackson Proves Michael Jackson's Children Are His
In which Michael Jackson'sn bother Tito proves Paris, Prince and Blanket are Jacko's, Jackson danced for hours non-stop and murder... More »
16th, July 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson Tried To Save MG Rover
Michael Jackson in, er, Bubbles... More »
16th, July 2009
Reviews
Journalist Natalya Estemirova Kidnapped And Murdered By Russian Militia
Natalya Estemirova has been kidnapped from her home in Grozny. A shirt time after her body turned up. She had been murdered. Who by? Well, no prizes... More »
16th, July 2009
Key Posts
6 Pictures Of British Terrorist Neil Lewington's Race War Kit
Neil Lewington was arrested by chance on a train on his way to strike his first blow in his racist war against the "non-British"... More »
15th, July 2009
Celebrities
9 Pictures Of Michael Jackson's Track Marks
Given that Michael Jackson allegedly took drugs, there should be no great shock in the images of the king of Pop’s legs broadcast on ABC News in America... More »
15th, July 2009
Celebrities
Farrah Fawcett's Cancer Diary Is Missing
Fawcett has died. And as the rule of celebrity death dictates, death just opens up a new chapter in their careers. Anorak’s Man in LA notices that Farrah Fawcett's diaries are missing... More »
15th, July 2009
Celebrities
La Toya Jackson Scoops Perez Hilton
Hilton brings his readers the shock news that La Toya Jackson was very possibly paid for her interview in the Daily Mail. More »
15th, July 2009
Politicians
8 US Pastor Prays For Muslim Barack Obama's Death
Not much noise from the Barack Obama Death Cult in recent weeks, but that is put right by Wiley Drake, pastor of First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park, California, who has been asking his followers to pray for President Barack Obama’s death. More »
15th, July 2009
Key Posts
The iPhone Purity Ring App And Virgin Alert Ringtone
Advertise your virginity with an iPhone... More »
