Khagendra Thapa Magar Is The Shortest And Lightest Person In The World
Magar is more lightweight than Victoria Beckham, Tori Spelling, the Olsen twins and anyone who has ever featured in Big Brother... More »
Cover Wars: Losing Afghansitan In Newsweek
THe US media ignores the war on terror...... More »
Al Gore Spews Fiery Rain On Australia
Mr Al Gore has told a Melbourne audience "the number of fires and their ferocity will grow if there is no action on emissions"... More »
Police Caught Stealing Bicycles In Lancashire
Police in Lancashire are stealing bicycles to alert bicycle owners to the dangers of theft... More »
Boris Johnson Is Caught In A Worm Hole For Climate Change
Passengers react to the new London "worm trains"... More »
Ed Miliband Champions Human Wind Turbines
Ed Miliband, Secretary of State for Energy, has turned himself into a renewbale energy source by having a wind turbine grafted onto his head... More »
Pictures Of Michael Jackson In Heaven
With Michael Jackson in heaven, entertaining this one, chasing that one, Next Nature blog wonders what Jackson looks like in heaven? More »
The Belfast 12th In Pictures
To the 12th celebration in Northern Ireland, where Orangemen march, real men play the flute and all things wooden and brown are turned into an orangey ball of fire... More »
Michael Jackson Spotted In Heaven's Playground, Cherub's Flee
Which is why Cherub's have wings... More »
Shark Let Loose In Big Brother
This week, Siavash Sabbaghpour, a man with less charisma than a pubic hair in the bath, and inflatable w**k toy Sophie Reade are up for eviction... More »
Khan's Powdered Morse Milk, In Cans
The Khan's Choice - Jemima Khan swears buy it... in Cannes... More »
Michael Jackson's Gay Lover Lawrence Tells All
Having heard from all of those who knew Michael Jackson intimately, and heard from those who never met him but felt as though they knew Michael Jackson intimately, we watch the Jackson narrative move into the deranged gay paedo stage... More »
Alexandre Despallieres And The Death Of Peter Ikin
The mysterious death of Australian music executive Peter Ikin... More »
Gordon Brown's Pollution Expert Has Swine Flu
Michael Jacobs, Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s climate change adviser, has the on-message illness... More »
Michael Jackson Murder: Killers Named
THE Daily Star has more on the Murder of Michael Jackson and news that his murderers have been “named... More »
Three 18 Year Old Soldiers Killed In Afghanistan
Friday Corporal Jonathan Horne, Rifleman William Aldridge, Rifleman James Backhouse, Rifleman Joseph Murphy, Rifleman Daniel Simpson and Corporal Lee Scott of The 2nd Royal Tank Regiment were killed in Afghanistan... More »
Michael Jackson Murder: Officer La Toya Jackson Investigates
La Toya Jackson emerges from the shadow of her huge funeral fedora to say that Michael Jackson was murdered by “a shadowy entourage” of hanger oners, a coterie of users and wannabes looking to cash in and get famous on Michael Jackson. More »
General Synod Abolishes Boards Of Education And Mission
General Synod AGM discuss changes... More »
Blind Man Who Saw Again Charged With Lewd Conduct
Poirier of Eau Claire, who lost his sight more then 15 years ago only to have it restored in a medical marvel, is charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, allegedly exposing himself in his car... More »
The Michael Jackson Thriller Vibrator
Relive the Thriller of Jackson in the privacy of your own sex club with the Michael Jackson vibrator... More »
The Michael Jackson Butter Cow
The world-famous Iowa State Fair butter cow will share the spotlight this year with a salute to the late Michael Jackson... More »
Kim Kardashian's Talking Condom
Kardashian is famous for being active in a straight-to-tissues sex tape and present at Michael Jackson’s funeral, (live!)... More »
Ryan O'Neal Back In Court For Drugs Bust
At 68 years old, Ryan O'Neal is playing a role better suited for someone far younger than his age... More »
Lady Gaga Is Madonna's Camel
Pictures of the manufactured Madonna-Bette Midler-Phantom-of-the-Opera hybrid Lady Gaga singing at T in The Park confirm the impression that she goes to great lengths to hide her face... More »