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14th, July 2009 Reviews 2

Pictures From the Baha Mousa Inquiry

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14th, July 2009 Strange But True

Khagendra Thapa Magar Is The Shortest And Lightest Person In The World

Magar is more lightweight than Victoria Beckham, Tori Spelling, the Olsen twins and anyone who has ever featured in Big Brother... More »

13th, July 2009 Reviews 5

Cover Wars: Losing Afghansitan In Newsweek

THe US media ignores the war on terror...... More »

13th, July 2009 Reviews

Al Gore Spews Fiery Rain On Australia

Mr Al Gore has told a Melbourne audience "the number of fires and their ferocity will grow if there is no action on emissions"... More »

13th, July 2009 Strange But True 1

Police Caught Stealing Bicycles In Lancashire

Police in Lancashire are stealing bicycles to alert bicycle owners to the dangers of theft... More »

13th, July 2009 Politicians 1

Boris Johnson Is Caught In A Worm Hole For Climate Change

Passengers react to the new London "worm trains"... More »

13th, July 2009 Politicians 4

Ed Miliband Champions Human Wind Turbines

Ed Miliband, Secretary of State for Energy, has turned himself into a renewbale energy source by having a wind turbine grafted onto his head... More »

13th, July 2009 Celebrities 3

Pictures Of Michael Jackson In Heaven

With Michael Jackson in heaven, entertaining this one, chasing that one, Next Nature blog wonders what Jackson looks like in heaven? More »

13th, July 2009 Reviews 4

The Belfast 12th In Pictures

To the 12th celebration in Northern Ireland, where Orangemen march, real men play the flute and all things wooden and brown are turned into an orangey ball of fire... More »

13th, July 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson Spotted In Heaven's Playground, Cherub's Flee

Which is why Cherub's have wings... More »

13th, July 2009 Celebrities 2

Shark Let Loose In Big Brother

This week, Siavash Sabbaghpour, a man with less charisma than a pubic hair in the bath, and inflatable w**k toy Sophie Reade are up for eviction... More »

13th, July 2009 Strange But True 3

Khan's Powdered Morse Milk, In Cans

The Khan's Choice - Jemima Khan swears buy it... in Cannes... More »

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Michael Jackson's Gay Lover Lawrence Tells All

Having heard from all of those who knew Michael Jackson intimately, and heard from those who never met him but felt as though they knew Michael Jackson intimately, we watch the Jackson narrative move into the deranged gay paedo stage... More »

13th, July 2009 Reviews

Alexandre Despallieres And The Death Of Peter Ikin

The mysterious death of Australian music executive Peter Ikin... More »

13th, July 2009 Politicians

Gordon Brown's Pollution Expert Has Swine Flu

Michael Jacobs, Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s climate change adviser, has the on-message illness... More »

13th, July 2009 Celebrities 19

Michael Jackson Murder: Killers Named

THE Daily Star has more on the Murder of Michael Jackson and news that his murderers have been “named... More »

12th, July 2009 Reviews 10

Three 18 Year Old Soldiers Killed In Afghanistan

Friday Corporal Jonathan Horne, Rifleman William Aldridge, Rifleman James Backhouse, Rifleman Joseph Murphy, Rifleman Daniel Simpson and Corporal Lee Scott of The 2nd Royal Tank Regiment were killed in Afghanistan... More »

12th, July 2009 Celebrities 7

Michael Jackson Murder: Officer La Toya Jackson Investigates

La Toya Jackson emerges from the shadow of her huge funeral fedora to say that Michael Jackson was murdered by “a shadowy entourage” of hanger oners, a coterie of users and wannabes looking to cash in and get famous on Michael Jackson. More »

12th, July 2009 Reviews 4

General Synod Abolishes Boards Of Education And Mission

General Synod AGM discuss changes... More »

12th, July 2009 Strange But True

Blind Man Who Saw Again Charged With Lewd Conduct

Poirier of Eau Claire, who lost his sight more then 15 years ago only to have it restored in a medical marvel, is charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, allegedly exposing himself in his car... More »

11th, July 2009 Celebrities 10

The Michael Jackson Thriller Vibrator

Relive the Thriller of Jackson in the privacy of your own sex club with the Michael Jackson vibrator... More »

11th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

The Michael Jackson Butter Cow

The world-famous Iowa State Fair butter cow will share the spotlight this year with a salute to the late Michael Jackson... More »

11th, July 2009 Celebrities

Kim Kardashian's Talking Condom

Kardashian is famous for being active in a straight-to-tissues sex tape and present at Michael Jackson’s funeral, (live!)... More »

11th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Ryan O'Neal Back In Court For Drugs Bust

At 68 years old, Ryan O'Neal is playing a role better suited for someone far younger than his age... More »

11th, July 2009 Celebrities

Lady Gaga Is Madonna's Camel

Pictures of the manufactured Madonna-Bette Midler-Phantom-of-the-Opera hybrid Lady Gaga singing at T in The Park confirm the impression that she goes to great lengths to hide her face... More »