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11th, July 2009 Politicians 2

Dresden Zoo Welcomes Obama The Monkey

Come see little hairy Barack Obama walk on his hind legs just like a human being in Dresden Zoo... More »

11th, July 2009 Reviews 1

Cricket Fans Play The Ashes On London Bridge

"Well, if they can have The Ashes in Wales, then this kind of preversion is only what's to be expected." More »

11th, July 2009 Strange But True

Sanchez Killed In Game Of Dirty Cowboy

Deborah Yvette Parker is accused of killing her common-law husband Broderick Craig Crachian after a game of “dirty cowboy” developed into a stampede... More »

11th, July 2009 Sports

Celebrity Swine Flu With Micah Richards

In today’s Celebrity Swine Flu bulletin, Sky News reports that England and Manchester City footballer Micah Richards is on trend... More »

11th, July 2009 Reviews 9

Remember The British Troops In Afghanistan

War on terror rages on. In Afghanistan, out of sight of the media celebrity gawp, inadequately equipped British troops are bing killed... More »

11th, July 2009 Celebrities 22

British Tabloids Confirm Michael Jackson Was Murdered

Michael Jackson Watch - Michael Jackson was murdered by a combination of Metadone and Demorol. Fact. Now read on... More »

10th, July 2009 Key Posts 1

Murdered Honeymooners Used To Advertise US Web Company

That's Ben and Catherine Mullany’s faces – they were murdered at their honeymoon holiday bungalow on Antigua last July - advertising as "happy customers" of MyDishBiz... More »

10th, July 2009 Politicians 2

Starry-Eyed Levi Johnston On Sarah Palin's Dash for Cash

Our Man in the Hollywood Hills looks at Bristol Palin's baby dady Levi Johnston and hears him say that his not-to-be mummy-in-law dearest Sarah Palin was looking to cash in on her fame... More »

10th, July 2009 Key Posts 5

A Close Study Of Obama Peek At Mayara Tavares' Ass

Barack Obama looks at a teenage Mayara Tavares' backside and the media goes into overdrive. The Obama Asscapades are upon us... More »

10th, July 2009 Strange But True 1

Woman Cons Surgery Out Of False Breasts

Burmis has been convicted of using a false name Jayne Ladycock, sorry Ladylock, to obtain £3,200 false breasts... More »

10th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Joe Jackson Says Paris Can Sing And Blanket Can Dance

Jackson says Michael Jackson was the "greatest entertainer that ever lived" and that such a talent only, er, comes along "once in a lifetime"... More »

10th, July 2009 Politicians 3

Barack Obama 'Cheats' On Michelle

Barack Obama taking in the Italian sites, mentally cheating on Michelle Obama as he considers his second stimulus package... More »

10th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Buy Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Shoes For $21million

This is your opportunity to own those famous "Moonwalker" Shoes With Handmade Custom Display Case"... More »

10th, July 2009 Flashback 1

Taliban Behead Children By Big Ben Tribute

To mark the 150th anniversary of Big Ben, a new piece of music based on the Oranges and Lemons nursery rhyme has been recorded. More »

10th, July 2009 Celebrities 4

Prince Charles Gives Robert Plant A CBE

Charles gives Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant his CBE from the during the investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace... More »

10th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Imogen Thomas And Danielle Lloyd's Premiership League Table

Hoeps are that Big Brother strumpet emeritus Imogen Thomas has fully recovered from celebrity swine flu as she steps out with Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer Jermaine Defoe.... More »

10th, July 2009 Technology 3

David Hasselhoff, Jay Leno And Elle McPherson Launch Jaguar XJ

Anorak's man in leatherette gloves and smelling of bottled pine has been to the launch of the new Jaguar XJ, along with his good pals David Hasselhoff, Jay Leno and Elle McPherson More »

10th, July 2009 Celebrities 4

George Clooney Addresses G8 Summit

Clooney is in the G8 environs, standing in for Mr G9 Bono as the celebrity who will receive the world’s leaders and opine on global matters... More »

10th, July 2009 Celebrities 5

Celebrity Swine Flu With Coleen Nolan

In today’s edition of celebrity swine flu, a proud Coleen Nolan explains via the Daily Mirror’s front page... More »

10th, July 2009 Reviews 7

Bulls Fight Back At San Fermin Festival As Cappucino Kills One

Man killed by rampaging bull at the San Fermin Running of the Bulls in the Spanish city of Pamplona... More »

10th, July 2009 Reviews

Michael Jackson Song Drives Teacher To 'Try To Kill' Pupil

Peter Harvey, a teacher of many years standing, is accused of trying to kill Jack Waterhouse, 14, at his school. Michael Jackson is implicated in the crime... More »