9th, July 2009
Strange But True
13 Polish Teen Impregnated By Egyptian Swimming Pool
Holidaymaker Magdalena Kwiatkowska says her daughter, age 13, fell pregnant from the swimming poll in their Egyptian hotel... More »
9th, July 2009
Strange But True
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9th, July 2009
Reviews
6 Bulwer-Lytton Awards Winner 2009
Thanks to Brian Appleyard and Andrew Sullivan for reminding us it's the annual Bulwer-Lytton awards - "entrants are challenged to submit bad opening sentences to imaginary novels"... More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson Killed Ozzy Osbourne's Dog
Osbourne's favourite dog Little Bit has been eaten by a coyote, says Kelly Osbourneon Twitter.... More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
The Best And Worst Michael Jackson Tributes
Anorak presents the best and worst Michael Jackson tributes... More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
Kim Kardashian Sells The Michael Jackson Funeral
Press Release of the day comes from Kim Kardashian’s website handlers at Buzz Media who email Anorak to tell us that the internet porn star “took to her blog this morning to talk about Michael Jackson’s Memorial which she attended with her family”... More »
9th, July 2009
Reviews
Radical Nature: Art And Architecture For A Changing Planet
To Piccadilly Circus in the Bristol with Old Mr Anorak and chancing upon a happening as part of the Barbican's exhibition: 'Radical Nature: Art and Architecture for a Changing Planet 1969 - 2009.'... More »
9th, July 2009
Strange But True
Virgin Mary Seen In Tree Stump
With Michael Jackson occupying the role of Jesus, Christ seekers have spotted the Virgin Mary in a tree stump in Rathkeale, Co. Limerick... More »
9th, July 2009
Reviews
2 Gwyneth Paltrow's Phone Voicemail Exclusive
The allegation is that the News of the World hacks did – get this – hack into the phone voicemails of famous persons in an attempt to glean information. The celebrities are said to include... More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
5 Emma Watson Flashes Her Underwear
This is demure Emma on the red carpet at the premiere of the new Harry Potter film. And those are her knickers trying to achieve anonymity... More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
New Michael Jackson Waxwork Unveiled At Madame Tussauds
A new waxwork likeness of the dead singer is unveiled at Madame Tussauds. No, not as he is now - it's not that waxy - gallery... More »
9th, July 2009
Reviews
3 Hamas Launches Children's Suicide Bomb TV Show
In next week's show, Hamas will uses sticky back tape to put mum back together again. Run VT. then run.... More »
9th, July 2009
Photojournalism
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The Phat Phuc Noodle Bar
Phat Phuc noodle bar and obese persons' honey trap... More »
9th, July 2009
Reviews
Jeremy Clarkson Launches The Mini People Wagon MPV
Clarkson reviews the new Mini Tank people wagon MPV for the Sunday Times... More »
9th, July 2009
Sports
Ashes WAG Lara Bingle's Twitter Gallery
Lara Bingle is a maiden bowled over and so on... More »
9th, July 2009
Flashback
The Ashes In Pictures: A Brief History Of Smoking, Drinking And Cricket
The Ashes in pictures - a brief history of drinking, smoking and sport... More »
9th, July 2009
Strange But True
Noisy Sex Cause Neighbours To Leave Home
Noisy sexy is causing grief to Marc and Lisa Thompson, who “could be forced to move out of their home in Finstock, Oxfordshire, because of their new neighbours' noisy lovemaking.” More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
1 Michael Jackson Appears As Hologram In London Birthday Concert
Jackson Watch: Paris Jackson in UK show, Paris Jackson's conception and Shaheen Jafargholi cashes in on death... More »
9th, July 2009
Sports
3 Michael Vaughan's Ashes
The Ashes in the company of England's former captain... More »
9th, July 2009
Reviews
Greenpeace Litters Mount Rushmore For Climate Change
Greenpeace has defaced Mount Rushmore with litter to highlight the evils of man-made global warming. More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
26 Pictures Of Alien Spotted At Michael Jackson Funeral
Who was that man who mounted the stage to lead off the singing of We Are The World? Now know that an alien was seen at the Staples Centre. More »
9th, July 2009
Celebrities
8 Arnold Klein And Debbie Rowe Make Michael Jackson Look Like A Great Parent
Dr Arnold Klein is not the father of Jackson’s children – “to the best of my knowledge”... More »
9th, July 2009
Reviews
IRA Fight Taliban In London
The IRA take on the Taliban in London - and win? Deadliest Warrior... More »
8th, July 2009
Celebrities
Joel Madden, Solange Knowles And Kim Kardashian At OPen Campus Launch Party
The 'OPen Campus' Launch Party, with Sophia Bush, Brody Jenner, AnnaLynne McCord, Joel Madden, Kim Kardashian and Solange Knowles - a whole bunch of people not as famous as their relatives.. More »
8th, July 2009
Politicians
Malia Obama's Secret G8 Summit Picture Gallery
Inside the G8 Summit in pictures More »
8th, July 2009
Celebrities
Michael Jackson Plate With Gold Rimming
The King Of Pop, A Lifetime Of Achievement Plaque, adorned with iconic imagery and luxurious 22-carat gold rimming... More »
