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6th, July 2009 Celebrities 5

Michael Jackson Funeral Schedule And Concert Details

Michael Jackson Watch: Win a ticket for Michael Jackson's funeral; Jackson was killed by his debts; and funeral schedule in full... More »

6th, July 2009 Reviews 1

Ronnie Biggs Has Pneumonia And A Fractured Spine

Biggs is ill. The Great Train robber lies in Norfolk and Norwich Hospital after being moved from a nearby prison... More »

5th, July 2009 Politicians 1

Sarah Palin's Legal Bills Need Paying

Sarah Palin is warning Shannyn Moore, who blogs for the Huffington Post. Sarah Palin may sue for defamation. And she may well need the money any favourable result gets... More »

5th, July 2009 Celebrities 1

Alana Stewart's Is First With A Book On Farrah Fawcett

A look at the first book after Farrah Fawcett... More »

5th, July 2009 Celebrities 3

Katie Holmes Issues Crew With Scientology Confidentiality Agreement

Katie Holmes is so sensitive to comments and questions on Scientology that she has, reportedly, asked crew members on her new film not to mention it... More »

5th, July 2009 Politicians 2

Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Shannyn Moore

Sarah Palin resigns as Alaskan Governor, and the nodding heads mock her disabled child and spit out opinion in the hope that somewhere in the vitriol one speck of phelgm sticks to the truth... More »

5th, July 2009 Strange But True 4

30 Chimpanzees Escape From British Zoo

Michael Jackson Watch - 30 chimpanzees have escaped from Chester Zoo. Bubbles! We're coming for you, Bubbles. More »

5th, July 2009 Strange But True

Prostitute Domenica Niehoff's Grave Is Too Slutty

Domenica Niehoff, Germany’s most famous prostitute, has died... More »

5th, July 2009 Sports 5

Cricket Umpire Killed By Ball

Cricket umpire Alcwyn Jenkins has died after being hit on the head by a ball... More »

5th, July 2009 Celebrities 6

Michael Jackson's Nose Is Missing

Jackson Watch: Jackson "molested at least ten boys", will be buried without his brain, and rumours that his nose is missing... More »

5th, July 2009 Celebrities 8

First Picture Of Michael Jackson In His Coffin

OK! magazine paid $500,000 for a picture of Michael Jackson dying - a picture captioned - get this - "IN LOVING MEMORY". Now Anorak brings you a picture of Jackson in a coffin... More »

5th, July 2009 Key Posts 10

A Madeleine McCann Found In Panama

Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Another Our Maddie is found in Panama... More »

5th, July 2009 Celebrities

Harry Potter Star Has Swine Flu

In today’s edition of Celebrity Bingo – can you link a celebrity to a big news story? – Sky News reports that Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint has swine flu... More »

4th, July 2009 Reviews 6

Americans Kill British Troops On Indepedence Day

It's a little known fact that as the battle of New Orleans was fought after peace was signed between Britain and the USA it's the first recorded case of the Americans killing British servicemen while at peace with them... More »

4th, July 2009 Reviews 2

Bernard Madoff Hires Prison Consultant

Madoff explains why capitalism will always out - he's hired a prison consultant... More »

4th, July 2009 Key Posts 4

Sarah Palin Presents The World's Most Sexist Adverts

Sara Palin is the victim of misogyny. Now Spazmo Barack Obama's pitbull in lipstick, the woman who breeds retards - really - presents the most sexist adverts ever... More »

4th, July 2009 Reviews

Google Ads Serve Piotr Stanczak's Murder By Taliban

As ever, the Islamists made a video advertorial of the murder to encourage others to join in... More »

4th, July 2009 Key Posts 8

Sarah Palin Resigned Over Retarded Sex Tape

"That’s a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people" More »

4th, July 2009 Celebrities

Farrah Fawcett's Ryan O'Neal Seen With Another Woman

Fawcett is not long dead and her long-term lover Ryan O’Neal is grieving. Perfect time, then, for the Daily Mail to release the news that he has been spotted with another woman... More »