Chinese Boy Smokes 20 A Day
In Tianjin, China, China Radio International spots a two and a half year old Chinese boy, Tong Liangliang, smoking his 20 cigarettes a day... More »
24th, June 2009
Strange But True
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 An Invitation To Join Joe Cole As He Marries Carly Zucker
OK! invites its readers to a Joe Cole and Carly Zucker wedding “special”... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
3 Victoria Beckham Puts Her Breasts Behind Her Ears
In Closer (Groser) magazine, Victoria Beckham’s breasts (mark III) are in the chair and the talk is that they now complete her “classier image”. More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
Amy Winehouse Honoured In St Lucia
She'd be a menace and a dangerous influence to our society because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will have to be fed." More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
Jewel Kilcher Boasts Her Bikini Pictures On Twitter
Jewel the singer is using Twitter to send us a boast card from a boat somewhere sunny... More »
24th, June 2009
Money
3 The Most Suggestive Advert Ever For Burger King's Seven Incher
The most suggestive advert ever, for Burger King's Super Seven Incher.... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
2 Farrah Fawcett's 'Pulp Fiction' Marriage
Wonder if hard-hitting news veteran Barbara Walters will get to the bottom of the controversy over Ryan O'Neal's control over cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett in her final days? Wonder no more... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
Chantelle Houghton Signs For Jordan's Old Agents
Having strapped on Katie Price's Jordans and applied the wood stain to make her impermeable to shame's daggers, Big Brother winner emeritus Chantelle Houghton has signed for Can Associates... More »
24th, June 2009
Money
Video Of Virgin Atlantic's 25th Birthday Celebration
Virgin Atlantic's 25th Birthday Celebration is so crayzee that Richard Branson has called upon Chris Biggins and the New of the World's seance-voiced columnist Carole Malone to help him celebrate. More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
Twitter Restaurant Introduces The Twitter In A Bowl
In 'No Phillip Schofield, we don't really want to see your Tweets from the Fat Duck about your £130 meal', the Daily Mail shows pictures from Phillip Schofield's Tweets about his measl at the,er, Fatty Duck... More »
24th, June 2009
Reviews
1 Kush Is The Bedtime Big Breast Rester
Something about the singsong rhythm and the complete absence of emotion. Then it hit me: Michael Dukakis! More »
24th, June 2009
Sports
3 Rio Ferdinand Models Manchester United's New Kit: Pictures
Pies brings pictures of Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney modelling Manchester United's uniform, those tops that will be worn in Suffolk pubs this summer... More »
24th, June 2009
Reviews
5 Police Go Door To Door To Tell Burglars They Are Not Being Arrested
Instead of catching burglars and gathering evidence to convict them, the police are knocking on suspects' doors and handing them a note on which is written the legend... More »
24th, June 2009
Strange But True
Secret Nuclear Power Plant Indentified In Germany
In Germany, police has discovered a secret nuclear power plant. The area in the western town of Oelde is sealed off... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
Emma Watson Gives Up Acting
Emma Watson will not be Miley Cyrus. As the Harry Potter love interest tells Teen Vogue magazine: More »
24th, June 2009
Sports
Newcastle United Kits Models Taylor And Beye To Leave Club
As Pies reports, there is now place left to run for Newcastle United's kit models Habib Beye and Steven Taylor and both could leave the club this summer, possibly under a blanket... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Miley Cyrus Does Soft Porn
Miley Cyrus is growing up, and what does a soon-to-be-fomer underage teen star does when she wants to develope her career? More »
24th, June 2009
Reviews
3 Giant Kangaroos Not Wiped Out By Climate Change
Climate change is not behind the demise of the Procoptodon goliah, the giant kanagroo.No, it turns out that it was the big roo's enmies what done for it... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Cristiano Ronaldo 'Too Gay' For Paris Hilton
More news on Winky & Wonky, as we learn that Hilton did not date Cristiano Ronaldo because he is “TOO GAY”... More »
24th, June 2009
Sports
1 Kim Sears As Andy Murray Mounts
To Murray Mount, formerly Henman Hill, Wade’s Wall, Perry’s Peak and Cliff’s Cliff and news from Wimbledon that Murray's doubles’ partner Kim Sears... More »
24th, June 2009
Celebrities
15 Katie Price Twitters Her Twat To Tiny Peter Andre
Peter Andre and Jordan Watch: Katie Price is back in the UK, Jordan calls Pete a c*** and becomes a role model... More »
23rd, June 2009
Reviews
Rupert Murdoch Picks Wade The Ginger Ninja For News International's Top Job
Remember when Ross Kemp was not so hard and Rebekah Wade was campaigning..? More »
23rd, June 2009
Politicians
Caspian Makan On Girlfriend Neda Agha-Soltan's Murder
Neda Agha-Soltan's boyfriend, Caspian Makan, tells BBC Persian TV about her murder... More »
23rd, June 2009
Strange But True
1 Airline Asks Fat Passengers To Move To Back Of Plane To Balance It
Holidaymakers returning to Newcastle from Mallorca are kindly requested to move about the cockpit to balance the plane. Fat to the back. Less fat to the middle. Those who have been to the front... More »
23rd, June 2009
Politicians
1 A Pictorial Guide to How Government Works
This image illustrates how Big Government works. More »
