22nd, June 2009
Strange But True
2 Badger Found Naked In Man's Bathroom
Ron Davies was right – badgers do want watching. In Meldreth Road, Shepreth, a badger is making use of the toilet at the Thomas family home. More »
22nd, June 2009
Strange But True
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22nd, June 2009
Sports
Cristiano Ronaldo Tells All About Night With Paris Hilton
In “Ron: I had a ball with Paris”, Sun readers learn of Cristiano Ronaldo, for it is he, and Paris Hilton, for it ever she, and, “Winker spills the beans on hotel tryst”... More »
22nd, June 2009
Madeleine McCann
5 Murder, Money And Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - murder and money... More »
22nd, June 2009
Celebrities
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Katie Price Is Patron Of Duke's Polo Event
By now you’ll be wondering what Katie Price has been up to. Well, it’s turns out that Jordan’s become a patron of a polo tournament, the Duke of Essex Polo Trophy, featuring a huge oversized, tin-foil cup, and a trophy... More »
22nd, June 2009
Celebrities
6 Katie Price Is Dead And Peter Andre Weeps
Price is dead and Jordan rises from the dusty rack of the clothes at the back of the cupboard, resurrected like a zombie that thanks to lashing of silicon, collagen and wood stain will never age. She remains impervious – and impermeable – to change... More »
21st, June 2009
Key Posts
2 Iran Kicks Out BBC Reporter Jon Leyne, And Neda Dies
Iran has turned on the BBC and kicked reporter Kohn Layne out of the country, and Neda dies... More »
21st, June 2009
Celebrities
VV Brown Proves Manmade Climate Change Is Real
To prove that manmade climate change is real, celebrities at a music festival - broadcasted live on TV, populated by people arriving by cars and camper vans, who live in plastic tents and cook on gas burners – will be painting their faces blue... More »
21st, June 2009
Celebrities
4 Video Of Morrissey Hit With Beer Walking Off Stage
At a Morrissey concert in Oslo, while everyone was looking at their shoes a fan in the crowd lobbed beer at the arch miserbilist... More »
21st, June 2009
Politicians
2 Twitter Iran: How To Swear In Farsi
We bring you the Twitter Guide to Farsi Swearing... More »
21st, June 2009
Celebrities
Peaches Geldof Studies Scientology
News reaches us that try-hard rebel Peaches Geldof – the girl who turned up a swinger’s club and found her mum and dad handing out towels - has been studying Scientology for nine months. More »
21st, June 2009
Strange But True
Man Lanches Yacht And Watches It Capsize: FAIL
Oh dear - no-one likes to see that... More »
21st, June 2009
Strange But True
1 CCTV Camera Films Man Stealing CCTV Camera
In Burnel, a CCTV camera erected in a Burnley road by police to spot thieves and hooligans and vandals and just to gawp at people has been stolen. More »
21st, June 2009
Strange But True
Strip Club Sues 14-Year-Old Stripper
A 14-year-old is dancing and, allegedly, flashing her chest at the Cheetah Club in Corpus Christi in a professional capacity... More »
21st, June 2009
Celebrities
A Century Of Big Brother Sex
With nothing to reports from the Big Brother houzzzzz, the News of the World continues it serialisation of Kris Donnelly’s sex life... More »
21st, June 2009
Photojournalism
1 The Most Bizarre Father's Day Gifts Ever, With Incest, Nudity And Police
Anorak presents the Most Bizarre Father's Day Gifts Ever, featuring incest, police visits and nudity... More »
21st, June 2009
Key Posts
13 Detectives Identify Madeleine McCann Murderer
Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Raymond Hewlett's alibi forgets and a new murder suspect... More »
20th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Katie Price Erases Her Peter Andre Tattoo
Jordan has a Peter Andre tattoo. No, not an actual life-size tattoo of Peter Andre on her Jordans - just his name on her wrist. Or at least she did have. The Mail says it might have been erased... More »
20th, June 2009
Money
Ikea Conned Out Of Tens Of Millions Of Dollars In Russia
Ikea the ninth circle of hell, has been conned out of 1.5 billion kronor ($189 million) in Russia. So says company founder Ingvar Kamprad... More »
20th, June 2009
Key Posts
Soccersexual Cristiano Ronaldo's Hotel Date Tells All
The British media’s fascination with Cristiano Ronaldo shows no sign of abating as the Sun features “TWO girls” who “dirty danced” for the Real Madrid w*nker... More »
20th, June 2009
Reviews
6 Westboro Baptist Church Was Founded By Jews
News now on Fred Phelps, leading red hot poker of the Westboro Baptist Church who brings the message that not only does “GOD HATE FAGS” (Well, bush’s don’t burn themselves) but he hates Jews... More »
20th, June 2009
Money
The Japanese F-Cup Cookie For Bigger Breasts
In Japan, you can buy the F-Cup Cookie that should you eat it will increase your breast size. The cookies contain Pueraria Mirifica, a "natural breast enhancer"... More »
20th, June 2009
Key Posts
1 Five Ways Andy Murray Can Win Wimbledon
Rafael Nadal out and Cliff Richard muted by the rain-proof roof over With Wimbledon’s Centre Court, Andy Murray is edging closer to the Wimbledon title, this nation’s first since Harvey Templeton-Peck won it on horseback in 1786... More »
20th, June 2009
Celebrities
5 Jack Tweed Meets Calum Best In His Wedding Suit
More news on Jack Tweed, Mr Jade Goody, and his efforts to be a jobbing celebrity. Can “TRAGIC Jade Goody’s husband Jack Tweed” keep the family business alive?.. More »
