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20th, June 2009 Politicians 4

Widow Of Barack Obama's Murder Victim Sues President

The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court... More »

20th, June 2009 Celebrities 4

Big Brother Sree An 'Illegal' Immigrant

Having been forced under EU regulations to import wannabes to keep the EU Celebrity Mountain topped up, Big Brother could be in trouble. It turns out that Sree Dasari, aka The Shadow, is in Britain illegally, maybe... More »

19th, June 2009 Reviews

Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Following You On Twitter

BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei is following evil Britons on Twitter. More »

19th, June 2009 Strange But True

Marcus T. Bailey Arrested Mid Haircut

This is Marcus T. Bailey, who popped out the hairdressers in Evansville, Indiana, to sell some crack and got pinched by the police... More »

19th, June 2009 Celebrities

Cairon Evicted From Big Brother

Cairon Austin Hill Evicted From Big Brother. More »

19th, June 2009 Technology 1

Girl Electrocuted Using Twitter

Iran will be saved by Twitter. Problem is that Twitter is one up for the grunt... More »

19th, June 2009 Strange But True

Carrots Can Cause Cancer Of The Ears

Carrots are big news. But they can give you ear cancer. Fact. More »

19th, June 2009 Key Posts

Che Guevara Is Peta's Dumb Animal Of The Month

That's Lydia Guevara, granddaughter of Ernesto "Che" Guevara working the carrot ammo belt for PETA in Argentina, home of the gaucho grill... More »

19th, June 2009 Sports

Sir Allen Standford To Present The Apprentice

But wait. The cricket entrepreneu has been charged with seven counts of wire fraud, ten counts of mail fraud and conspiracy to launder money... More »

19th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Uncensored

Thanks to news of a sex tape – yeah, it’s Father Day (get one for dear old dad to go with the book) – Leighton Meester, star of the TV show Gossip Girl, is famous the internet over... More »

19th, June 2009 Strange But True 2

Muggers Caught On Google Street View

Google Street View is not just for porn. In Holland, police have arrested twin brothers on suspicion of robbery after their alleged victim spotted an image of them following him on Street View... More »

19th, June 2009 Strange But True 2

Russian Woman Accused Of Raping Ten Men

In Russia, the Black Widow, aka Valeria K., which sounds like a haemorrhoid preparation, is standing trial for drugging and raping 10 men... More »

19th, June 2009 Sports

Sir Allen Stanford Arrested

Texan billionaire Sir Allen Stanford has been arrested on criminal charges... More »

19th, June 2009 Photojournalism

The Barack Obama Statue Tour Photos

Over 20 feet high and made from 12 tons of concrete and steel, Obama Colossus is the work of David Adickes... More »

19th, June 2009 Reviews 2

Josef Fritzl Named Top 50 Dad For Father's Day

Concerned Mum: “I shielded my eyes from the book and looking around for help what did I see but cigarettes on sale. WH Smiths. More like WTF! Smiths!”.. More »

19th, June 2009 Strange But True

On Miss Nude Belgium's Tour Bus

After the porn star flight attendant Edita Bente, we bring you Audrey, Miss Nude Belgium by night and a tour bus driver by day (or night, if her shift runs over)... More »

19th, June 2009 Reviews 2

James W. Von Brunn Kept Child Porn

According to the FBI, Holocaust Museum killer James W. von Brunn, kept a computer at his home on which featured child porn... More »

19th, June 2009 Celebrities

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Lest you think picures of 16-year-old Miley Cyrus in a bikini are in any way pervy or invasive, the Sun equips its shot of the Hannah Montana star with the fact... More »

19th, June 2009 Politicians 5

George Galloway Spots Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Invisible Suit

George Galloway keeps the jokes coming... More »

19th, June 2009 Photojournalism

MPs Expenses Protected By Anti-Terrorist Leglislation

MPs Expenses have kept journalists blogging as we begin to see- or, rather not to see - what they have been up to... More »

19th, June 2009 Celebrities 14

Susan Boyle Dropped From Britain's Got Talent Tour

Boyle has been dropped from the Britain’s Got Talent Tour... More »

19th, June 2009 Key Posts 25

Madeleine McCann And Raymond Hewlett's White Van

Madeleine McCann Watch - Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - "liar" Raymond Hewlett's white van... More »

19th, June 2009 Reviews

Hazem Abu Ismail Calls On Pepsi Jews: Video

Do you know what the word “Pepsi” means? Pepsi as in P-E-P-S-I. The first P stands for “Pay.” E stands for “Every.” The third letter stands for “Penny”... More »

18th, June 2009 Reviews 1

Peta Founder Ingrid Newkirk Loved Her Fur Coats

There was nothing I loved more than my fur jacket. In my 20s, I was eating my way through the animal kingdom, and what I didn’t eat I wore... More »

18th, June 2009 Politicians

Obama Delivers Third Quarter Message To People Of Iran

To clarify, my only real concern is over sportsmanship. In democracies like ours elections can sometimes be difficult and messy... More »