17th, June 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle Launches Range Of Merchandise
Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan luanches a new range of merchandise... More »
17th, June 2009
Celebrities
17th, June 2009
Strange But True
Mexico Finds Cocaine In Sharks
Police love little more than showing off their haul of drugs. And from Mexico, come pictures and news of Navy officers discovering loadsa cocaine in 20 shark carcasses... More »
17th, June 2009
Celebrities
5 Katie Price Tells All About Her New Man, Drugs And Biscuits
Did you know that Jordan has been “On anti-depressants all my married life”? More »
17th, June 2009
Celebrities
8 Victoria Beckham Leaves Her WAG Boobs Behind Her
What happens to a WAG after her husband or lover retires from football? That questions to you, Victoria Beckham... More »
17th, June 2009
Reviews
4 Egyptian Cleric Hazem Abu Ismail Says Pepsi Means 'Pay Every Penny to Save Israel'
Following are excerpts from an address by Egyptian cleric Hazem Abu Ismail, which aired on Al-Nas TV on February 16, 2009... More »
17th, June 2009
Key Posts
1 Obama Turns ABC Into Pravda
Obama has so won over the media that he now owns the media. ABC is now Pravda... More »
17th, June 2009
Celebrities
Big Brother Bullying Makes Us Cry
Congratulations to all of you who chose Week 3 in the Big Brother Bullying Sweepstake... More »
17th, June 2009
Technology
1 UK Government Moves To Tax Internet Use
Every Briton with a fixed-line phone will pay a "small levy" of 50p per month to pay for faster net access... More »
17th, June 2009
Madeleine McCann
12 America's Madeleine McCann Turns Up Alive
Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - America's "Our Maddie" is James Bone Damman, and more jokes... More »
17th, June 2009
Key Posts
6 Tattooist Inks 56 Stars On Girl's Sleeping Face
“I had asked fior three sparklers, but that crazy person put 56 on my face! See me sitting here now: I am ugly. Even mutilated!” More »
16th, June 2009
Politicians
1 Ahmadinejad Blames The Internet Jews
Ahmadinejad blames the Jewish maus... More »
16th, June 2009
Strange But True
2009 Moustache World Championships: Pictures
Do read A Short History Of Barack Obama's Moustache - after you've enjoyed these fine examples. Which one should Obama choose? More »
16th, June 2009
Celebrities
2 Britain's Got Talent's Britney Spears' Benefits Stopped
The Celebrity Police Force tuned into Britain’s Got Talent, when Leicestershire’s 73-year-old break-dancer Fred Bowers took to the stage.. More »
16th, June 2009
Reviews
Peter And Billy Getty Will Now Blog For You
In the San Franciso Chronicle, readers can read the blogs of two of the Getty boys. Peter and Billy Getty are "amateur sociologists"... More »
16th, June 2009
Celebrities
I'm A Celebrity Janice Dickinson Takes A Dump
Dickinson is an I’m A Celebrity vet. And talking of vets, if Janice were an animal she’d be in need of a vet to grease up the arm and dive in elbow deep. Janice is constipated... More »
16th, June 2009
Reviews
4 Laura Ling and Euna Lee Admit Calumnies Against North Korea
Gore's Curent TV hacks journalists Lisa Ling and Euna Lee have admitted their crimes against north Korea. Says the official news agency... More »
16th, June 2009
Reviews
3 Bald Mourner Thrown Out Of Church For Looking Like BNP Member
At Lancashire Cathedral, a mourner is being ejected “for looking like BNP member”... More »
16th, June 2009
Celebrities
Sophie Reade Changes Name To "Sophie Loves Cock"
Big Brother Sophie has nicknamed her breasts Mary-Kate and Ashley, in honour of the two shrunken simian Olsen twins... More »
16th, June 2009
Money
British Airways Loses 10,000 Staff
British Airways has sent out a missive asking staff to work free for up to one month... More »
16th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Do The Apprentice
America has Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It even has a spare Jennifer Aniston. In the UK, we have Philip Taylor and Kate Walsh, the wannabe and the might-be who endured weeks on The Apprentice auditioning for a media career... More »
16th, June 2009
Strange But True
1 Robber Demands Precious Metals At Black Diamond Ski Store
At the Black Diamond store, Salt Lake County, a man is brandishing an ice pick and demanding precious metals and money... More »
16th, June 2009
Reviews
3
Police Debate The Taser Over The Punch
The big debate in police circles is whether a Taser is as effective as a punch to the face or the head? More »
16th, June 2009
Celebrities
7 Peter Andre "Cheated" On Katie Price
Jordan, aka Katie Price, tells one and all that pop acorn Peter Andre “CHEATED ON ME”... More »
16th, June 2009
Politicians
3 David Cameron Holidays In Germany
Explaining his concern about ID cards, he said in a cod German accent: "Where are your papers?" More »
16th, June 2009
Celebrities
Madonna And Guy Are Reunited
Madonna eyed her and set about recruiting the little one for her new super group – a black boy, a white girl, a black girl and a white boy. It will be sensational - a deconstructed Michael Jackson... More »
