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16th, June 2009 Reviews 4

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Flees Iran As Eight Lay Dead

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15th, June 2009 Strange But True

Man Arrested On Suspicion of Being Naked On Lake Tahoe

ZEPHYR COVE, Nev.--A 53-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of being naked near a high school on Lake Tahoe's east shore... More »

15th, June 2009 Reviews

Angelina Jolie Gets New Tattoo

Now that's a tattoo from the heart... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Lindsay Lohan Questioned By Police Over Missing Jewellery

The Celebrity Police Force is on the trail of Lindsay Lohan. Lohan is to be questioned in connection with the disappearance of £30,000 worth of jewellery from a shoot she did for Elle magazine... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson In The World's Most Bizarre Waxwork Ehibition

Making a waxwork of Jackson must be like hitting moving target. Although, on a positive note, you can end up with an effigy that looks more like Jackson than the real thing... More »

15th, June 2009 Politicians 3

A Short History Of Barack Obama's Moustache

Is that a moustache of power on Barack Obama’s top lip? In Egypt, Obama sported some facial hair.// More »

15th, June 2009 Strange But True

Man Tries To Kill Wife's Lover With Rifle, Knife And Brick

A teacher has been arrested “with a high powered hunting rifle, knife and large brick which he planned to use to teach a love rival a lesson about the dangers of sleeping with another man's wife”... More »

15th, June 2009 Reviews 5

Pictures Of Students Drunk In Bikinis

The Mail manages to unite three of its passion by combining suicide, binge drinking and pictures of young, firm female flesh in one story. And that story is... More »

15th, June 2009 Photojournalism

Fallen Princesses: When Reality Bites The Fairy Tale

Must see pictures of when the faity tale ends... More »

15th, June 2009 Flashback 1

Politics And Alcohol Part One

ME. Churchill enjoys a drink,” remarked the great statesman’s former private secretary in Life magazine.. More »

15th, June 2009 Strange But True

Suicide Case Donates Broken Heart To Hospital

To a ledge in Italy, where Orlando Baresi has decide to end his life... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Piers Morgan Smells Of Cooked Meat And Ketchup

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15th, June 2009 Celebrities

Big Brother Karly Ashworth Dumps Her Footballer

Big Brother blonde No. II Karly Ashworth has dumped her boyfriend, a footballer called Gary Greenhill... More »

15th, June 2009 Politicians

Australian Politician Jason Wood Has Multiple Orgasm In Parliament

Anorak brings news of Australian Liberal backbencher Jason Wood looking at the commecil imple-imple-ple-ple implemacations of multiple orgasms in parliament... More »

15th, June 2009 Reviews 3

Global Cooling Hits Crops

The simple thesis is that accumulated evidence points to the beginnings of a global cooling trend which, inevitably, is having an impact on food production. But so besotted are out politicians with their myth of CO2-induced global warming that they have not noticed what is happening in the real world.... More »

15th, June 2009 Key Posts

Cristiano Ronaldo Sips His Cocktail

The Portuguese footballer who plays for Real Madrid is all over the Sun like pair of Speedos on a middle-aged Italian lifeguard... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities 3

Ainsley Harriott 'Prick With A Fork' Fail

Harriott sausages - 'Prick With A Fork'... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities

Prince Harry Dumps Caroline Flack To Be With Chelsy

Gladiators’ presenter Flack now adds a new name to her big black book of stars, and continues with her audition to be The New Ulrika Jonsson. Stan Collymore, you there?... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities

Big Brother Lisa's Anorexic Hissy Fit

Signs of life in the Big Brother house, where I’m Noirin has gone on hunger strike and Lisa Wallace is competing with Marcus Saxondale to be the most offended... More »

15th, June 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Joins Abba

Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan goes home. Glasgow waits for Susan Boyle. Abba's Super Trouper made real is at rest... More »

15th, June 2009 Key Posts 15

Madeleine McCann Lost In Hewlett's No Alibi Alibi

Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Raymond Hewlett speaks out for the "first time" - again... More »

15th, June 2009 Key Posts

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Acceptance Speech In Full

Ahmadinejad has now addressed the crowd and the mob and explained that things are as they because that is how they are meant to be... More »

14th, June 2009 Reviews 2

Swine Flu Hits United Nations

A patient suffering from swine flu has died in hospital, it emerged tonight... More »

14th, June 2009 Celebrities

Susan Boyle Goes Home

Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan goes home... More »

14th, June 2009 Sports

Andy Murray Works On his Grunt

It's summer. And that means tennis. And that means Wimbledon and Murray Maniacs and a promise of life after Tim Henman and loadsa grunting... More »