12th, June 2009
Strange But True
Man Banned From Selling Girls' Saliva As Cure On eBay
A Chinese man, is now banned from selling the saliva of teenage girls as a tonic on China’s Taobao.com, that country’s version of eBay... More »
12th, June 2009
Strange But True
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
Banksy's First Show: Gallery
Urban artist Banksy is hosting his first show in Bristol. The gallery follows... More »
12th, June 2009
Politicians
Mirhossein Mousavi And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Both Get 60 Per Cent Of Vote
Iran is such a beacon of democracy that everyone wins... More »
12th, June 2009
Reviews
5 Willow Palin Turned On By Hip David Letterman
David Letterman is so much smarter than Sarah Palin that when he spot her at a baseball game with her 14-year-old daughter Willow Palin he gets to wondering about the child being sexually assaulted and knocked up... More »
12th, June 2009
Reviews
1 Ernest Hemingway: Too Close To The Sun
Press release of the year... More »
12th, June 2009
Reviews
4 Female Muslim Teacher Quits Amid Accusations That She Is A Man
At the Al-Islah Muslim Girl’s School, Audley Range, Blackburn, a school administrator has quit her job after an e-mail campaign claimed she was a man... More »
12th, June 2009
Key Posts
Cristiano Ronaldo Introduces The Top Ten Goals Of All Time
Ronaldo is off to Real Madrid. Time, then, for Anorak to look at why Ronaldo is worth the money in our Top Ten Greatest Goals of All Time... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
Cher's New Man: Daughter Chaz Bono's Sex Change
Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is to undergo a sex change. Chastity Bono will become a man. A new man in Cher's life. Sonny Bono? More »
12th, June 2009
Money
9 Turn Your Dead Pet Into A Pillow Or Cushion
With Soft-Hearted pillows, Pati Moore invites you to turn you pet’s remains into a comfy pillow to snuggle up with, rest your feet on or just kick about the lounge... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Jade Goody's Mum Dates Boris Johnson
Pub chef Jason wrote: “Boris needs a good **** *** u. Just busy coz got Jade’s mum here.... More »
12th, June 2009
Reviews
Mini Cows Save World From Global Warming
Cows are killing us all. Not at Burger King, where global warming is baloney. But now the future is upon is. Hail the mini cow... More »
12th, June 2009
Strange But True
1 Pregnant Man Ruben Noe Coronado Suffers Miscarraige
In Spain, 25-year-old Ruben Noe Coronado, the pregnant man, has had a miscarriage... More »
12th, June 2009
Politicians
Gordon Brown Slashes Military Spending
Brown and those rats leaving the sinking ships - and those rats oddly staying on the sinking ship - are behaving like a drunken sailor. If only... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
Farrah Fawcett Worries For Her Fans
Fawcett is worried for the wellbeing of her fans... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno Rips The Austrians, And Other Nazis
“K is for 'Kampf, mein... ze fashion bible written by Austria's black sheep Adolf Hitler.” More »
12th, June 2009
Politicians
Australia Unveils Its Carbon Cops
Australian police will be forced to become “carbon cops” under the Government’s blueprint to cut greenhouse emissions... More »
12th, June 2009
Strange But True
Police Shoot 72-Year-Old Grandma For Screaming
In Texas, a traffic officer pulls over a speeding motorist. She refuses to be handcuffed. So the copper shoots her.. More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
Plot To Kill Big Brother Star
CHANNEL 4 chiefs were in panic last night after a fan threatened to kill boss Andy Duncan's daughter if they did not reinstate the Big Brother live feed... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
Housemate Saffia Quits Big Brother
Goodbye Saffia Corden – aka Police Corden. Anorak looked on waiting for the Celebrity Police Force to knock on the door and arrest you for leaving your kids behind to go on holiday... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
3 Pictures Of Paris Hilton's Date With Cristiano Ronaldo
If a kiss and a cuddle led to more sexual happenings, the football field would be an orgy of homoerotic lust. A kiss and a cuddle with Paris Hilton is an introduction, the equivalent of exchanging pennants, not juices... More »
12th, June 2009
Celebrities
2 Susan Boyle Records Album Of Hymns
Susan Boyle is at the centre of another cliffhanger - over whether she will join the Britain's Got Talent live tour... More »
11th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 David Beckham Gets Hair Extensions
Beckham unveils his latast marketing drive in his under crackers/ gunties/ knickers and appears to have lost his eyes... More »
11th, June 2009
Photojournalism
1 Toronto Photoshops Black Man Into Its City Guide
In Toronto, things are so great and diverse and harmonious that to prove it amn ethnically diverse family featured on the cover of Toronto's latest edition of its summer Fun Guide... More »
11th, June 2009
Key Posts
6 Killer James W Von Brunn On Obama The Jew
You want my weapons—this is how you'll get them. The Holocaust is a lie. Obama was created by Jews... More »
