10th, June 2009
Strange But True
2 Man Finds Dead Mouse In Slice Of Malt Loaf
A man is telling North Antrim Magistrates Court how he opened a loaf of bread and found a whole mouse inside... More »
10th, June 2009
Strange But True
2 
10th, June 2009
Celebrities
6 Cheryl Cole And Ashley's Home Secrets Revealed
Cole and her vomitous husband Ashley Cole want to share their “HOME SECRETS” with OK! readers and tell you about their “PREGNANCY FEARS”.... More »
10th, June 2009
Celebrities
3 Big Brother's Angel McKenzie Punches Model in Face: Video
Angel McKenzie, the Big Brother agonist with the look of a pre-menstrual Shannon Doherty miming to Take That’s Mark Owen while staring at her face reflected in a stainless steel kettle has boxed in a ring. More »
10th, June 2009
Politicians
Obama And Brown's Gentry Liberalism
Here is a highly thought-provoking article in Forbes magazine about the phenomenon it refers to as "gentry liberalism" - a term... More »
10th, June 2009
Politicians
4 Bid For Peter Viggers' Duck House Second Home
This is the duck house he paid for, after a request for us to pay for it failed -Vickers claimed £1,645 on expenses for the5 ft Stockholm duck house. Now you can own it... More »
10th, June 2009
Reviews
Toy Babies Can Kill
In Toy Babies Can Kill, Anorak introduces the media scare story of the day, in which “Danielle Pilot, 16, slipped into unconsciousness and died only hours after a baby simulator doll had been returned to her tutors”... More »
10th, June 2009
Politicians
1 Those Sasha Obama Rape Gags in Full
With too few jokes about The One, David Letterman makes a funny-funny-funny joke about raping Sarah Palin's 14-yer-old daughter, Willow Palin... More »
10th, June 2009
Reviews
Climate Sceptics Vote BNP And UKIP
A look at how the BNP wants to talk about more than race - and their views on it are odious - and talk about global warming and how the science is biased and the BBC's representation of that science utterly devoid of balance and circumspection... More »
10th, June 2009
Celebrities
3 Gordon Ramsay Victimised As Australia Discovers Manners
But the biggest shock is that Australia has discovered new standards. It is not the land that manners forgot, rather the demure paragon of decency, decency and comportment... More »
10th, June 2009
Key Posts
7 Fascist BNP And Anti-Fascists Fascists
BNP leader Nick Griffin has been hit by an egg. But what of the egg chuckers? Listen to them speak and then wonder if their garbled argument is as fascistic as the fascists... More »
10th, June 2009
Celebrities
Big Brother Eviction: Freddie Fisher And Sophia Brown
Is it Freddie George-Fisher or Freddie George Fisher? That hyphen may well mean a lot to Freddie, nicknamed Halfwit by Big Brother, and Farty Meldman by Anorak on account of his resemblance to the late great Marty Feldman... More »
10th, June 2009
Reviews
3
GoBro And SuBo: Anorak's Gift To England
I see that the word , GoBro , has now entered into everyday use too, along with SuBo... More »
10th, June 2009
Madeleine McCann
21 Madeleine McCann: The Credit Crunch And Paedo DNA
It’s the media’s “Maddie” perv. It’s paedo Raymond Hewlett who has been linked to the disappearance of Madeleine McCann by a series of stories and inverted commas. To keep the lawyers off our backs, we will call him the “””””””Maddie””””””” perv.... More »
10th, June 2009
Celebrities
4 Jordan and Peter Andre Divorce Is Off
Who would never have guessed it? Well, OK you cynics would have. The PRs would have. But it’s a big shock to Katie and Peter who were heading into divorce court like an Oompah Loompah sat astride two giant space hoppers... More »
9th, June 2009
Celebrities
Big Brother's Noirin Kelly Was On MTV's The Real World
It turns out that the last people left in Blighty who are not celebs are Gayza Charlie Drummond, Saxondale Marcus Atkin, Weeping Saffia Corden, Bagpus Siavash Sabbaghpour, Farty Meldman Freddie George Fisher, preachy Sophia Brown and chippy Lisa Wallace... More »
9th, June 2009
Celebrities
2 Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Remember Diana And Dodi
This week, the Enquirer says Pitt and Jolie are taking part in a “trial separation”. Brad, we learn, is also being separated from booze, embarking on the 12-steps programme... More »
9th, June 2009
Reviews
1 Joanie de Rijke Was Raped By The Taliban But Respects Their Motives
Well, I would put this into perspective, says the leftist journalist: the Taliban are not monsters... More »
9th, June 2009
Celebrities
Mel B's Scary Sex Life
Why Mel B wants to tell everyone about her sex life and masturbation is an oddity, given that she is so utterly sexless, a composite blend of scariness, muscles and chest bags... More »
9th, June 2009
Celebrities
America's Got Talent Contestant Knocked Out
America's Got Talent is the show that searches for America's Susan Boyle More »
9th, June 2009
Photojournalism
4 BNP Does The Apprentice
"Only idiots could fail to see the symbolic importance of Britain returning its first fascist members to the European parliament after yesterday’s elections..." More »
9th, June 2009
Strange But True
1 Man In Bikini Harasses Women
To Ohio, where “more than 10 people have reported during the past week being harassed by a man in a woman’s bathing suit, including some children”... More »
9th, June 2009
Politicians
5
The Respect Party Curls Up Its Toes
Annual Accounts of the Respect party makes for an interesting read. Fringe political parties - like UKIP, Greens, Veritas, the BNP and Labour - come and go... More »
9th, June 2009
Sports
Egypt's Amr Zaki's Worst Goal Celebration Ever
Egyptian footballer Amr Zaki is having six stitches woven into his face after celebrating a goal... More »
9th, June 2009
Strange But True
1 Randy Rhino Mates With Austrian Robin
In “Horny rhino Jango falls in love with a car dumped in enclosure as sculpture exhibit”, a rhinoceros called Jango is seen mounting a car... More »
9th, June 2009
Celebrities
2 Mel B's Scary Sex Tips For Unfulfilled Women
In this week’s Groser magazine – sorry, Closer - Mel B continues to find it too hard to move on from her Scary past and tells readers about her “pocket rocket” sex toy... More »
