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9th, June 2009 Celebrities 2

That Letter Sent By Baron Cohen's Bruno Lawyers To They Who Sue

That sound you hear is the rubbing of greasy palms, the mating call of lawyers heralding a new Sacha Baron Cohen film... More »

9th, June 2009 Technology 3

Scientists Build Inflatable Tower That Reaches Edge Of Space

In New Scientist, news of an inflatable tower that “could carry people to the edge of space without the need for a rocket”... More »

9th, June 2009 Sports 1

Fans Jeer As Footballer Anthony Van Loo Suffers Heart Attack

Here's a video of Belgian footballer Anthony Van Loo, who played for Roeselare, suffering a heart attack on the pitch... More »

9th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Myleene Klass Sticks to Bed In I'm A Celebrity

Story of the day features the ubiquitous Myleene Klass stuck to a bed post in Costa Rica... More »

9th, June 2009 Celebrities

Jordan Replaces Peter Andre

Jordan is the aid to masturbation, the cartoonish soft porn model who carries her breasts before her as a serving suggestion. Katie Price is the horsewoman... More »

9th, June 2009 Celebrities

Gordon Ramsay Attacks Gays And Pigs On Video

Ramsay is a foul-mouthed, hectoring TV cook playing the part as he insults Tracey Grimshaw... More »

8th, June 2009 Politicians 1

YouTube Kills Ahmadinejad's Presidency

It won't be the Holocaust denial nor the jingoism that kills of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's presidency of Iran. It will be the Iranian economy. More »

8th, June 2009 Politicians

Barack Obama Is A Living God

"I saw God before me," he said... More »

8th, June 2009 Celebrities 2

Susan Boyle At Live Sex Show

VIRGIN SUSAN Boyle is “ready to do it.” The Sun’s COLIN ROBERTSON says “Virgin” SuBo is going to do it “LIVE”... More »

8th, June 2009 Celebrities

Bret Michaels Fractures Nose At Tony Awards

For those of you who missed it, Bret Michaels was performing at the Tony Awards with his band Poison... More »

8th, June 2009 Politicians

Obama Gives Grassley The Twitter Finger

Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said ‘time to delivr on healthcare’ When you are a “hammer” u think evrything is NAIL I’m no NAIL... More »

8th, June 2009 Photojournalism 4

Exporting The BNP Nazis

BNP wins and its auf wiedersehen to their leader... More »

8th, June 2009 Reviews 6

Photography Banned In Greenwich Foot Tunnel

Did you know that photography has been banned in London's Greenwich Foot Tunnel? IanVisits explains the bansturbation... More »

8th, June 2009 Money 1

Taxpayers Pay Bankers For Advising On Failing Bankers

Because no-one at the Treasury has a clue how the City works, the failures in the grey suits hired the failures in the pinstripe suits to advise them... More »

8th, June 2009 Reviews 1

Big Brother Cancels Charity Line

Big Brother is doing so well that Channel 4 says it will no longer donate any money to charity from its Big Brother phone votes... More »

8th, June 2009 Sports

Roger Federer Signs for Barcelona

At the French Open, a typical Barca fan showed of his nylon flag and then tried to stick his erect hat on Roger Federer's head... More »

8th, June 2009 Sports

Aussie Rules Welcomes First Transsexual Player

Will 'Power' is an Aussie Rules fan set to become the Australia's first transsexual to play competitive football... More »

8th, June 2009 Politicians 3

Wiping Away The Laughing BNP

Richard North looks past the bombast and the hype surrounding the BNP's electoral gains and sees that the best way to sideline the BNP is to elect their leader Nick Griffin to a remote political outpost in a foreign field... More »

8th, June 2009 Reviews 3

Police Beat Up Innocent Ronnie Holloway

In this video, a white police officer is seen attacking black Ronnie Holloway who has committed the heinous crime of having his jacket unzipped - or BBWHJU (Being Black While Having Jacket Unzipped)... More »

8th, June 2009 Celebrities

Michael Jackson Goes Bowling With Obama

Great news for mums and dads looking for things to occupy young minds this summer holidays - Michael Jackson will rebuild his Neverland ranch in the UK... More »

8th, June 2009 Celebrities

Kirsti Allsop Sticks It Up Channel 4

“Just been told I can’t say ‘for god’s sake!’ or ‘Christ almighty’ on TV (& it’s channel 4!!). I am so sick of compliance I could scream! Aah!”... More »

8th, June 2009 Key Posts 2

Al Gore's Laura Ling And Euna Lee Get 12 Years

Laura Ling and Euna Lee, reporters for Al Gore’s TV Current, have been found guilty of illegal entry into north Korea from China and sentenced to 12 years hard labour... More »

8th, June 2009 Celebrities

Rock Star Bret Michaels Decapitated 0n Stage

The Celebrity Cull moves on to the rock group Poison, whose performance with the show Rock of Ages on the Tony Awards features lead singer Bret Michaels being near decapitated... More »

8th, June 2009 Politicians 5

Labour MP Attacked By Roaring Cow In Park

Home Secretary David Blunkett “told how one of the cows ‘let out a roar’ on spotting eight-year-old Sadie"... More »

8th, June 2009 Celebrities

Big Brother's Lisa Wallace's Porn Past

Big Brother lesbian-in-residence Lisa Wallace used to man the phones on a sex chat line... More »