7th, June 2009
Celebrities
A Day in The Life Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt: Pictures
ANGELINA JOLIE and Brad Pitt are famous for harvesting children and being famously photogenic... More »
7th, June 2009
Celebrities
7th, June 2009
Politicians
1 Alan Sugar Says 'Labour Offers No Route Out Of Recession'
SURRR Alan Sugar is soon to be Lord Alan Sugar - Lorrralan. Sugar is Brown's big pointy finger, pointing the way ahead... More »
7th, June 2009
Politicians
Biased BBC Fails With 'Lying' Mandeleson
Appleyard says it's time to ditch the cosy politcal lobby that means the electorate can be lied to by a poltical leader and a BBC hack does nothing about it - both are paid for by the taxpayer... More »
7th, June 2009
Reviews
Fight Climate Change With Human Methane Harvester
A Personal Methane Collection System will save the planet and turn you into a source of ready and spontaneous heat and light... More »
7th, June 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle Is A SyCo Sico
Boyle is released from The Priory mental clinic and signs a deal with a record company to promote her new album. The name of that record company is… More »
7th, June 2009
Celebrities
Big Brother's Kris Donnelly Dates Russell Brand's Rhian Sugden
It's Kris Donnelly”, the man with the style of Russell Brand and the hair of Russell Grant... More »
7th, June 2009
Strange But True
1 Man And Woman Having Sex In Public Looking For Cyst
When an officer arrived, he found the woman lying on her back with her pants around her knees and the man on top of the woman, pulling up his pants... More »
7th, June 2009
Strange But True
The Most Bizarre Emergency Calls Ever
Why do people call 999? Well, I can't find Homebase... What date is it..? Ask a policeman in Avon and Somerset police... More »
7th, June 2009
Politicians
Obama Asked Most Biased Question In The History Of Journalism
Tom Brokow, an NBC reproter, interviews President Obama after his trip to Buchanwald, and asks... More »
7th, June 2009
Madeleine McCann
20 Hewlett Did And Did Not See Madeleine McCann Alive
McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Raymond Hewlett says he saw Our Maddie alive and that he, er, didn't... More »
7th, June 2009
Celebrities
Madonna And Toy Boy Shop For Orphans In Nigeria
In “MADONNA BID FOR NEW TOT”, Madonna is said to be looking to adopt another African baby with her lover Jesus... More »
6th, June 2009
Politicians
Obama Omaha And Barack Rewrites The Spanish Inquisition
By the time the Spanish Inquisition was created in 1478, Cordoba has been reconquered from Islamic hands almost 150 years earlier, in 1236... More »
6th, June 2009
Sports
Iran And North Korea Avert World Cup War
0-0. No World Cups and no World Wars - doo-dah- doo-dah. You're sh*t, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh... More »
6th, June 2009
Key Posts
Gordon Brown Renames Omaha Beach "Obama Beach"
Obama Beach. Not Omaha Beach. Obama Beach. Dear Gordon Brown, for your own health and well being, go now... More »
6th, June 2009
Key Posts
3 Gordon Brown Salutes D-Day On 'Obama Beach'
Brown pleads with Barack Obama to support him. Let us pray on Obama Beach, venue of D-Day landings and deeds heroic... More »
6th, June 2009
Celebrities
One Female Big Brother Housemate Is A Man
Cairon is so straight he feels uncomfortable about wiping his own arse and only ever walks in straight lines, never... More »
6th, June 2009
Money
US Airlines Introduce Poop-Ons
You see, airlines are seeking to reduce fuel costs by reducing weight on planes. And American Airlines is requiring that all passengers use the bathroom before boarding the plane... More »
6th, June 2009
Reviews
Bad Science: NASA Says Sun Can Make Climate Hot
Science is not always about securing a research grant or explaining to the Dean what you've been up to all year. Bad science is about licking a finger, sticking it in the air and noting that it gets dry when it's not raining, and wet when it is... More »
6th, June 2009
Reviews
When A Blogger Dies: Marc Riddler
Marc Riddler has died from cancer. Marc was blogger. No mawkishness. No cause. Just as it is. More »
6th, June 2009
Politicians
Gordon Brown Might Be In Trouble
A look at Gordon Brown in the news. Old Mr Anorak says, "I may not be a political expert, but I sense the rumblings of discontent"... More »
6th, June 2009
Celebrities
1 Big Brother Sophie Reade Eyes Ronaldo's Flake
Big Brother agonist Sophie Reade says “her dream fella is Man U's Cristiano Ronaldo”... More »
6th, June 2009
Key Posts
Obama Draws Cartoon Of The Prophet
Newsweek - “I mean in a way Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God” More »
6th, June 2009
Politicians
Gordon Brown Trains For London Marathon
So bad has it got for Gordon Brown that the Daily Star – the official Big Brother newspaper – replaces its front-page daily diet of BB news with a cartoon of the monocular leader... More »
5th, June 2009
Photojournalism
1
Cruising For Kids, For Charity
Charity fail of the year award goes to Cornerstone Learning who invite patrons to come CRUISING FOR KIDS on a yacht... More »
5th, June 2009
Key Posts
56 Raymond Hewlett Saw Madeleine McCann Alive
Madeleine McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Raymond Hewlett says he saw Our Maddie alive... More »
