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5th, June 2009 Celebrities 5

Big Brother Karly Ashworth's Nuts Magazine Shoot

Karly Ashworth the pre-Jordans Big Brother blonde, is lying on the ground, blindfolded. A motocross bike tyre is pushed into her chest and a bike is revved next to her head... More »

5th, June 2009 Celebrities

Big Brother Charlie And Saffia Walk On Broken Glass

Gayza Charlie Drummond and Saffia ‘Police’ Corden have become official 'Big Brother' housemates after they walked on broken glass... More »

5th, June 2009 Strange But True 4

Dog Dresser Convcited For Sex With His Dogs

Prosecutor Michael Golden said Whitson is a member of a group known as Furries who identify with animals and dress the part in makeup, ears and tail... More »

5th, June 2009 Celebrities 3

Britain's Got Talent Winner's Mum "Dumped Fan Mail"

You know those letter to George Sampson, the Britain’s Got Talent winner of 2008, the Hairy Dancer, the Dancing Angel, Ge-Sa, Da Sampo, the Singing In God’s Rain Tears (get on with it!)?... More »

5th, June 2009 Politicians

Gordon Brown Lay In The Darkness For Days On End

Brown Lay In The Darkness For Days On End. He wants Britain to lead the world in beating infants... More »

5th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Big Brother Contestants Can Sue For Wrongful Dismissal

Never let it be said that Big Brother and all other reality TV is not hard work – at least never let it be said in France, where reality TV agonist are salaried workers More »

5th, June 2009 Strange But True 1

Intepretor Introduces Sex For The Deaf, A Video

Sex for the deaf, with sign language - a video... More »

5th, June 2009 Politicians 5

Brown Sugar: Gordon Brown's Celebrity Drug

Brown offers "new seriousness" and the death of the vapid celebrity culture in politics. More »

5th, June 2009 Money

Wine Fail

A most delicious and "apaling" wine More »

5th, June 2009 Politicians 3

Gordon Brown Crashes The Party

The meltdown of Gordon Brown's Labour government continues. I was struck by this passage of resigning Cabinet minister James Purnell's letter to the Prime Minister. It is very revealing in what it says not about the differences between these men, but their similarities... More »

5th, June 2009 Celebrities 5

Newcastle Rejects Big Brother Charlie Drummond

News in the north east that Big Brother winner Charlie Drummond – aka Gayza – is not from Newcastle... More »

5th, June 2009 Politicians

Barack Obama's Epithet: Barack The Possible

The New York Times explains Obama... More »

5th, June 2009 Politicians

Gordon Brown's Nursery State

Watching the glee with which the BBC dealt with James Purnell's resignation last night and the febrile excitement of the claque, the only conclusion to be drawn is that the political classes have totally lost the plot... More »

5th, June 2009 Photojournalism 1

China Unveils Memorial To Tiananmen Square Massacre

China unveils memorial to Tiananmen Square Massacre... More »

5th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Susan Boyle Sings At Demi Moore's Wedding

Boyle is out of The Priory and it’s on with Part III of the plan to see if you can milk a Hairy Angel? More »

5th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Big Brother Freddie Fisher's Porn Shockzzzzzzz

No need to renew that subscription to Channel X – Star owner Richard Desmond’s porn TV channel – with this mob of bonkers bonkers... More »

5th, June 2009 Madeleine McCann

Making Madeleine McCann Pay

Paedophile Raymond Hewlett is demanding huge sums to answer questions about the night Madeleine McCann vanished... More »

5th, June 2009 Strange But True

Husband Hired Man To Rape Wife On Craigslist

A man is being held by US police after allegedly using Craigslist to arrange for his wife to be raped at knifepoint... More »

4th, June 2009 Celebrities 1

Big Brother: Gayza, Fary Meldman And All The Housemates Nicknames

Big Brother 10 has landed on your heads like an incontinent pigeon. And already Old Mr Anorak has tuned in and given the housemates nicknames. Some may stick. Some may not... More »

4th, June 2009 Celebrities

What Happened To All The Big Brother Winners

Big Brother looms like a prisoner over his bucket. But while the 16 contestants taking part in the 10th series of Big Brother settle in, we take a look at the past winners... More »

4th, June 2009 Celebrities 11

David Carradine Hanged Filming Stretch

Carradine, stat of Kung Fu and Kill Buill, has been found hanged a Thai hotel room... More »

4th, June 2009 Celebrities 9

Pictures Of Michael Jackson's Children

Unmasked: A rare glimpse of Michael Jackson's kids faces as they visit a recording studio... More »

4th, June 2009 Technology

South Korean Babies Trained To Attack The North With Robot Cars

When North Korea attacks, South Koreans will strap their children to the Bomo - the world first Robot Baby Carriage - and sent them onto battle. More »

4th, June 2009 Photojournalism

How Not To Be An Alcoholic

How not to be an alcoholic - take up writing... More »

4th, June 2009 Politicians

Obama Is Once, Twice, Three Times A Muslim

Obama is the kind of please-all politican that creates world wars by not really standing for all that much... More »