1st, June 2009
Reviews
BNP Embraces Diversity
Susan Boyle goes the way of Amy Winehouse, the Mirror looks at Diversity, the all-shades dance troupe, and announces... More »
1st, June 2009
Reviews
1st, June 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle Rehab Doctors Tell All
You see, Susan Boyle has not had a"meltdown". No, she has just done more good deeds, as the Mirror reports... More »
1st, June 2009
Celebrities
21 Bunny Boyler: Susan Boyle Checks Into Rehab
Boyle, the moral, spiritual and fiscal force of the age has checked into The Priory home for tired and emotional stars... More »
1st, June 2009
Sports
Newcastle United Sign German Strike Legend
When did it all go wrong for Newsastle United? More »
31st, May 2009
Sports
Serena Williams On Reality TV Show
To Paris where shock news that tennis exists beyond the Wimbledon fortnight is overshadowed by Serena Williams calling her opponent Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez a cheat... More »
31st, May 2009
Key Posts
4 Policeman Fights Paramedics With Patient In Ambulance
In America, they give the idiots - the really dangerous, right-minded idiots - a gun and a brown shirt. Yeah just like the Nazis... More »
31st, May 2009
Key Posts
4 Giant Hairy Cow-Eating Pig Shot In Australia
A picture of a 220kg giant feral pig shot on a Pilbara cattle station after it was spotted eating a cow... More »
31st, May 2009
Politicians
1
Frank Cook Doesn't Kill People
MP Frank Cook claimed back a £5 church donation at a Battle of Britain memorial service... More »
31st, May 2009
Celebrities
10
Susan Boyle: Copyrighting SuBo
Now I am really seething.... even the NOTW are using the SuBo name that i created for my satire on this site.....I can't get any lower....can I? More »
31st, May 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle: SuBo Industries Opens For Business
By an amazing piece of coincidence. SuBo's brother Gerry just happens to be in the process of setting up his very own record label... More »
31st, May 2009
Key Posts
86 Madeleine McCann: In Morrocco With 'Maddie's Pervert'
McCann Watch: "Maddie's pervert" and the thin man watcheth... More »
31st, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Royals To Perform At Royal Variety Show
Britain’s Got Talent is over and Diversity beats Susan Boyle to win the chance to dance before the Queen at a Royal Variety Show, sandwiched between Jimmy Tarbuck and The Shadows... More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Octomum Suleman's First Fly On The Wall
Nadya Suleman and her clown car vagina are to be the stars of a new reality TV sly-in the-nappy show. More »
30th, May 2009
Photojournalism
1 Carla Bruni Has Cosmetic Surgery: Pictures
Bruni has had cosmetic surgery - and Anorak has happened upon the pictures... More »
30th, May 2009
Strange But True
1 Terminal Cancer Patient Wins Bet That He Lives
Jon Matthews, from Milton Keynes – and still from Milton Keynes – was diagnosed with mesothelioma, a terminal cancer... More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
Laurie David's Inconvenient Tennis Court
Al Gorean Laurie David - ex-wife of Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David - would be expected to have a robust sense of humour. Laurie meet Larry. It turns out that she does and is an expert in irony... More »
30th, May 2009
Politicians
Detroit Democrats Catch Swine Fever
The Detroit Free Press reports that a member of the city council pays just $68 in annual property taxes on her Tudor style home, although neighbors in comparable homes pay $2000-6000... More »
30th, May 2009
Politicians
The Young Conservative Rappers So Jesus
Young Conservative rappers explain Jesus, Ayn Rand, and ANWR drilling... More »
30th, May 2009
Reviews
4 The Ordinary Naseebah Bibi
Bibi saw her three sons married off to their first cousins who were used as her slaves. This from the BBC's Ruth Clegg... More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
Everton Sponsored By Britain's Got Talent
It's the FA Cup Final sponsored by Britain’s Got Talent. If anyone wanted to know how meaningful the FA Cup has become, know that it now blessed by Britain’s Got Talent... More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
Angelina Jolie's New Tattoo
Jolie is Brad Pitt’s preferred bedtime reading... More »
30th, May 2009
Reviews
Newcastle National In Airport Peaze Pudding Drama
When your world has ended and your dreams been pricked like an al Gorean’s weather balloon, what do you take with you on your farewell journey? More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
China Introduces Its Own Happy Girl Susan Boyle
Wu Baiwei is China's entry into the International Susan Boyle Show. Can Wu save China's economy as Susan has saved ours?.. More »
30th, May 2009
Strange But True
Fat Woman Given Ticket By Fat Police
Police are called after a woman claims she was stalked by a health club's fat police and given a ticket for being fat... More »
30th, May 2009
Politicians
6
At Homes With Julie Kirkbride
I note that the seeds of her return elsewhere are being sown. She has not resigned because she has done anything wrong... More »
