30th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Susan Boyle Sings At FA Cup Final
It's FA Cup final days and that means… lots more Susan Boyle. So Susan: Chelsea or Everton? More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
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30th, May 2009
Celebrities
16 Susan Boyle Is The Hairy Pig
Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle is the Hairy Pig, spreading her Susan Bole Fever over the world... More »
30th, May 2009
Celebrities
2 Prince Harry Stumbles Into Obama Photo Op
To New York where Prince Harry Baseball Cap has stumpled into an Barack Obama Photo Op - specifically one for his private jet... More »
30th, May 2009
Strange But True
Woman With Kidney Stone Patient Has Arms And Legs Amputated
Mrs Strong has a pain in her back. Another kidney stone? She went to the medica for advice.... More »
29th, May 2009
Key Posts
Wikipedia Bans Scientology Sock Puppets
Wikipedia "supreme court" has banned contributions from all IP addresses owned or operated by the Church of Scientology and its associates - as it bans... More »
29th, May 2009
Celebrities
Sophie Monk In SUV Versus Prius Test Crash
Monk, former lover to raging heterosexual American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was in a Prius when an SUV happened long... More »
29th, May 2009
Politicians
Pennsylvania Newspaper Runs Advert For Obama's Assasination
The Warren Times Observer, Pennsylvania, is running a classified advert for President Barack Obama’s assassin... More »
29th, May 2009
Celebrities
Phil Spector Jailed: Gallery
US music producer Phil Spector has been jailed for "19 years to life" for murdering an actress in 2003... More »
29th, May 2009
Celebrities
Big Brother Live Feed Live
BIG Brother looms like an pensioned-off lap-dancer’s labia over a impotent City Boy, and the News of The World ups the hype by reporting... More »
29th, May 2009
Politicians
Silvio Berlusconi's 'Political Course'
L'Espresso publishes a six-page article under the headline 'The Harem of Berlusconi'... More »
29th, May 2009
Celebrities
Barbra Streisand Destroys Hello! Magazine
TIME for our annual look at Barbra Streisand, and we learn finished building her dream house and has written bout in a book called "A Passion for Design"... More »
29th, May 2009
Photojournalism
Thais Banned From Swimming
In Thailand the law is clear and in plain English - No swimming if you can't swim. More »
29th, May 2009
Reviews
1 You Ask, They Don't Answer: Neal's Yard Remedies
PR disaster - how to FAil in the Guardian... More »
29th, May 2009
Key Posts
Man Driven To Cocaine When Lover Forgets Gravy
Reformed drug addict Paul Dibble tells The Beak that he turned to crack cocaine because his girlfriend didn't make any gravy for their Sunday roast dinner... More »
29th, May 2009
Politicians
Rosie Winterton Soundproof's Prescott's Biscuit Tin
Winterton MP, the pensions minister, claimed £4,690 for “soundproofing of bedroom wall and redecoration to bedroom, bathroom, living room, kitchen, staircase” – a claim reduced to £3,800 by the fees office, reports the Telegraph... More »
29th, May 2009
Money
Susan Boyle Saves ITV And The Economy
Boyle Watch: In which Susan Boyle saves ITV and the economy... More »
29th, May 2009
Politicians
4 Bill Cash Is A Victim Of Nominative Determinism
Cash is a victim of nominative determinism... More »
29th, May 2009
Strange But True
1 Britain Catches Squirrels Pie Fever
Squirrel killer Paul Parker says demand for grey squirrels from “top chefs” means he needs to expand his empire and kill more squirrels... More »
29th, May 2009
Madeleine McCann
30 Madeleine McCann: Swab The Paedos
The media react to news that Raymond Hewlett has been swabbed for DNA by the McCanns' private detectives... More »
29th, May 2009
Celebrities
Susan Boyle Struck Down By BoyleMania
SUSAN Boyle is cracking up. Susan Boyle is the Hairy Egg. Susan Boyle can’t handle the fame and is going mad-mad-maaaaaad... More »
29th, May 2009
Celebrities
1 Breaking News: Susan Boyle Quits Britain's Got Talent
Boyle Quits Britain's Got Talent. More »
28th, May 2009
Sports
Simona Halep Breast Reduction Surgery
SIMONA Halep is to undergo surgery - to reduce her breasts. Says the tennis player: More »
28th, May 2009
Reviews
EastEnders To Feature Gay Muslim Suicide Vest Plot
Now the BBC says EastEnders is “to tackle a storyline which will feature a Muslim man embarking upon a gay affair”. Tackle it. As in, “Ooeh, nice tackle, sailor”... More »
28th, May 2009
Celebrities
Paris Hilton Doug Her Own Hole
Hilton is talking about her latest lover Doug Reinhardt and how he won't be appearing on MTV's The Hills again. More »
